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(Grantland)   Seriously, what's the big deal about Kate Upton (spoiler alert: It's boobs)   (grantland.com) divider line 110
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2014-03-05 02:26:47 PM  
Well, this thread has serious potential. Too bad I'm at work.


This post, of course, in no way should be construed as a bookmark.
 
2014-03-05 02:39:29 PM  
Really that's all that is interesting about her.

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But that's enough
 
2014-03-05 02:47:17 PM  
"Private Joker Kate Upton is silly and he's ignorant is pretty and she's charming, but he's got guts she's got amazing boobs and guts amazing boobs is enough."

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2014-03-05 03:46:45 PM  
She's much prettier with her mouth shut.
 
2014-03-05 03:48:19 PM  

gopher321: Well, this thread has serious potential. Too bad I'm at work.


This post, of course, in no way should be construed as a bookmark.


I must point out that your post does indeed smell like a bookmark and that I have no ulterior motive in pointing that out
 
2014-03-05 03:48:40 PM  
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Boooooobs in Spaaaaace.

/Eeeee in Ppppp
 
2014-03-05 03:54:39 PM  
boobmark
 
2014-03-05 03:54:52 PM  
An up-close examination of the issue at hand.

http://i.imgur.com/14Gco71.gif (Possible NSFW and definitely too big for Fark)
 
2014-03-05 03:59:36 PM  
If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

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2014-03-05 03:59:49 PM  

Old Man Winter: She's much prettier with her mouth shut.


Not completely shut. Wrapped around a pole of some kind would suffice.
 
2014-03-05 04:02:13 PM  
Hey guys, what's happening in this thread?


/not a bookmark
 
2014-03-05 04:06:34 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Read the note twice...
 
2014-03-05 04:07:14 PM  
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hmmm
 
2014-03-05 04:08:49 PM  
I have no idea what the big deal is...

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2014-03-05 04:11:06 PM  

Wellon Dowd: An up-close examination of the issue at hand.

http://i.imgur.com/14Gco71.gif (Possible NSFW and definitely too big for Fark)


Why does my face keep hitting my phone?
 
2014-03-05 04:13:49 PM  
She wore three different bikinis in the Vomit Comet photoshoot.

I think we all need to see the intermediate photos we all know were shot.
 
2014-03-05 04:14:19 PM  
That articles length vastly exceeded my interest in the subject.

/models are catty
//film at 11
///I'm Rick Romero reporting
 
2014-03-05 04:18:50 PM  
As the article states, she projects a friendly, bubbly, fun, girl-next-door personality. In her photos and videos that have gone viral, she laughs, smiles and doesn't seem to take herself too seriously...quite the opposite of many models. The huge cans are an added bonus.
 
2014-03-05 04:20:22 PM  

Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.  


In that second one, she bears a striking resemblance to that chick that was banging the Rolling Stones back in the day.
 
2014-03-05 04:23:20 PM  
As a ass man, i never seen the big deal with her. Now I know.
 
2014-03-05 04:24:23 PM  
She's cute and in the same continuum of "actually brunettes" as Denise Richards and that slightly chimp-faced

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Upton's the youngest and sports the biggest cup size, but they are all of a type. Heart-shaped face, pert-nosed, thick-browed, full-lipped, nice rack, carpets don't match curtains.

Not that there's anything...etc.
 
2014-03-05 04:26:55 PM  
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2014-03-05 04:28:09 PM  

Waldo Pepper: boobmark


                           ^^           ^^
 
2014-03-05 04:28:19 PM  

Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.


This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.
 
2014-03-05 04:33:05 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.


Yeah, I'm not sure if you realize this, but I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic. The pics he posted were of her looking pretty in the face and not focusing on the tig ol bitties. Of course you could be posting sarcastically as well and I'm just not picking up on it.
 
2014-03-05 04:35:01 PM  
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             Kate Upton's tits!                                   Alright.
 
2014-03-05 04:35:40 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.


Thankfully, that's inconsequential since the titties are in fact there. I know a spent longer ogling her side of the cover than the one with the other three. Because boobs.
 
2014-03-05 04:37:18 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.

Yeah, I'm not sure if you realize this, but I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic. The pics he posted were of her looking pretty in the face and not focusing on the tig ol bitties. Of course you could be posting sarcastically as well and I'm just not picking up on it.


Still, he's not wrong. Kate Upton looks soft with no muscle tone. She's young, that's why she is relatively thin. When she hits about 27 it's going to be really hard for her to keep the weight and shape (with her square torso and hips) to a point where she is conventionally attractive.
 
2014-03-05 04:38:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.


People's bodies may change as they age, in the future, therefore they are not attractive now, when they are young.
 
2014-03-05 04:42:38 PM  
ok, here we go:

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2014-03-05 04:42:46 PM  
Still trying to figure it out...

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2014-03-05 04:43:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 04:44:30 PM  
It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.
 
2014-03-05 04:50:17 PM  

Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.


Theiss Theory of Titillation: "The degree to which a costume is considered sexy is directly dependent upon how accident-prone it appears to be."

William Ware Theiss, costume designer for the original Star Trek
 
2014-03-05 04:50:19 PM  

Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-05 04:51:06 PM  
How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?
 
2014-03-05 04:51:43 PM  
It's a plot!

OK, two plots.

OK, two massive tracts of land.
www.intriguing.com
 
2014-03-05 04:51:47 PM  
She is pretty, she has a nice face, a good body, and some great breasts.

She also has a smile on her face and always seems to be having a good time, and is fine with being silly. She's also willing to be featured in stupid, over the top, advertisements (Carls JR?) and goofy pseudo science life tits in space. Overall, she's pretty and seems fun. What's not to like? It's better than the typical fashion model who has a raging hatred for all things nerd.
 
2014-03-05 04:53:46 PM  

dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?


Same way they do in your yard:  rugged determination.
 
2014-03-05 04:54:49 PM  

dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?


Wait a minute, I have been looking at these pictures for a while and I haven't seen a single face. Are you sure you aren't mistaken?
 
2014-03-05 04:54:55 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: As a ass man, i never seen the big deal with her. Now I know.


Yeah, it does appear that somebody stole her hips and ass.
 
2014-03-05 04:56:46 PM  

dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?


It isn't real: it is shopped.
 
2014-03-05 04:56:53 PM  
fta: there have been some rumors that the other models resent her for monopolizing the spotlight.
NSS.
And we might get a ca ca ca ca ca catfight out of the deal.
 
2014-03-05 04:58:43 PM  
I read this yesterday, and this is the part that still sticks with me most:
She told Elle last year that the experience of being on the SI cover was not validating, but horrifying: "I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shiat out."

That right there tells us she doesn't really understand what she does for a living and where her money comes from.  "I get paid for how I look" is where her mind stops.  Stupid selfish models.  Has one, just one ever said, "Thanks for jerking off to me?"
 
2014-03-05 05:00:57 PM  

Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.


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Lucille and Cool Hand Luke agree with your assessment.
 
2014-03-05 05:02:49 PM  
I think she's so popular because she has 'a girl next door' looks, with a fantastic body. 

She looks accessible, kinda like Jennifer Lawrence does.

Pretty but not gorgeous.
 
2014-03-05 05:07:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.


I am sure that 25 years from now, somewhere there will be a guy who will rightfully claim "I banged a young Kate Upton."  And he will rightfully be a hero.

Jerry Brown is Jerry Brown, but he did get with a young Linda Ronstadt.  Give the man his props.
 
2014-03-05 05:08:38 PM  

phimuskapsi: I think she's so popular because she has 'a girl next door' looks, with a fantastic body. 

She looks accessible, kinda like Jennifer Lawrence does.

Pretty but not gorgeous.


Precisely what the author said.  Kate is the girl next in just about every sense, and it just makes her even hotter.
 
2014-03-05 05:12:57 PM  
I'm a leg/ass man, but i think she's fantastic.... so although her boobs are great, but there's more to it than that.   I don't even go for blondes, but she is top notch.....

I think it has something to do with that she walks a fine line between innocence and class, verses being an all-out sex kitten...
 
2014-03-05 05:20:23 PM  

Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.


Exactly.  If you can focus it past her boobs (it's not easy), she's got a beautiful face and ass.
 
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