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(Daily Mail)   If you're between 50 and 65 years old that bacon cheeseburger you are eating is probably going to kill you. Probably   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-05 01:58:50 PM  
Bullsh*t.
 
2014-03-05 01:59:25 PM  
Who knew?  Oh yeah, everyone.
 
2014-03-05 01:59:35 PM  
holy farking shiat.  This is the third time this story has gone green.  What's the record?
 
2014-03-05 02:01:29 PM  
Gonna die of something. May as well be bacon.
 
2014-03-05 02:01:43 PM  
OK, this is the third time this damn study has been greenlit since last night.

Has to be a record.
 
2014-03-05 02:02:47 PM  
So, to be safe, you have to limit yourself to only 2 pork chops a day?

FFS, how many daily pork chops do Brits usually eat?
 
2014-03-05 02:03:58 PM  
Thank Yahweh I'm only 49. However, must people my age haven't hopped onto the hipster bacon train.
 
2014-03-05 02:04:00 PM  
So 'Middle Aged' is defined as between 50 and 65?. I thought it just meant 'someone ten years older than me'.
 
2014-03-05 02:04:39 PM  
Hey, I made it this far, I'm not going to start eating green shiat now.

/steak, rare
 
2014-03-05 02:05:07 PM  

WeenerGord: So, to be safe, you have to limit yourself to only 2 pork chops a day?

FFS, how many daily pork chops do Brits usually eat?


Pork chop in the morning
Pork chop in the evening
Pork chop in their vitamins.
 
2014-03-05 02:06:51 PM  
You know what else could kill you between the ages of 50-65?

Viagra.
 
2014-03-05 02:08:43 PM  
I just had a veggie burger and a V-8 from my workplace's cafeteria. Suck on that, cholesterol!
 
2014-03-05 02:09:07 PM  

CruJones: OK, this is the third time this damn study has been greenlit since last night.

Has to be a record.


So this thread is destined for redlit obscurity? We can say anything we want and it'll be flushed down the memory hole forever?

I ACTUALLY LIKE NICKELBACK'S MUSIC.

There, said it.
 
2014-03-05 02:09:49 PM  
But if you're above 65 eat the cheeseburger
 
2014-03-05 02:10:20 PM  
Dammit. Had a bacon cheeseburger for lunch. Hasn't killed me yet.
 
2014-03-05 02:10:31 PM  
Don't care.
 
2014-03-05 02:10:40 PM  

miss diminutive: CruJones: OK, this is the third time this damn study has been greenlit since last night.

Has to be a record.

So this thread is destined for redlit obscurity? We can say anything we want and it'll be flushed down the memory hole forever?

I ACTUALLY LIKE NICKELBACK'S MUSIC.

There, said it.


I watch Ancient Aliens.  AND I like Neil Diamond.

This is going away, right??
 
2014-03-05 02:11:31 PM  
God I hope so.

/53 and running out of cash
 
2014-03-05 02:12:13 PM  
As suicides go, this is the tastiest.
 
2014-03-05 02:12:14 PM  

Kevin Lomax: Don't care.


THIS!
 
2014-03-05 02:13:35 PM  
THREEPEAT!

THREEPEAT!

THREEPEAT!

/behold the power of cheese
 
2014-03-05 02:14:32 PM  
...aaaaaaaaaand we're redlit.  Somebody wants to keep his or her modjob.  :)
 
2014-03-05 02:22:30 PM  

Far Cough: ...aaaaaaaaaand we're redlit.  Somebody wants to keep his or her modjob.  :)


Green again. Why? It's not that good a thread.
 
2014-03-05 02:23:34 PM  

Crewmannumber6: God I hope so.

/53 and running out of cash


Stop spending all your money on bacon cheeseburgers.
 
2014-03-05 03:12:37 PM  

Crewmannumber6: God I hope so.

/53 and running out of cash


I hear there's good money in being hunted. Man is, after all, the most dangerous game.
 
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