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(New York Daily News)   Caption Darrell Issa storming out of his own hearing   ( divider line
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2014-03-05 12:39:42 PM  
2014-03-05 06:02:39 PM  
Cummings is about to eat his mic. That's where I draw the line.
2014-03-05 06:05:19 PM  
Stop laughing, seriously they send those male enhancement ads to everyone. Cut it out dammit!
2014-03-05 06:05:47 PM  
2014-03-05 06:07:02 PM
2014-03-05 06:16:16 PM  
Issa admitted that the investigation into the location of his head has likely fizzled out, after his ass plead the 5th at today's hearing.
2014-03-05 06:20:37 PM  
This is going nowhere. Just burn it down.
2014-03-05 06:20:38 PM  
You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder. You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder.
2014-03-05 06:22:05 PM  
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
2014-03-05 06:22:40 PM  
That's it *sob*.  I'm taking my ball and telling mommy on you.
2014-03-05 06:25:33 PM  
"I'm taking my giant balls and tiny penis and going HOME!"
2014-03-05 06:29:32 PM  
"Yeah, you know, a rope right around here on him!"
2014-03-05 06:33:07 PM  
Stop tape! The harmonies were off...
2014-03-05 06:33:42 PM  
Is he giving someone off-camera the Italian gesture where you scrape the tips of your fingers across the bottom of your chin?
2014-03-05 06:36:20 PM  
And so I say to her, I say "I gotta 20 dollar bill and a Cadillac car." And she says "Well step ON this THING!"

I say, "I ain't gonna get no ticket", she says, "but you can keep talking about that hill and that 20 dollar bill."
2014-03-05 06:39:10 PM  
Black man talking, someone make it stop.
2014-03-05 07:23:59 PM  
I am a worthless human being and everybody is starting to realize it.  Somebody cut my head off please.
2014-03-05 08:37:58 PM  
"I'm out of here, I'm late for my Joseph McCarthy fan club meeting."
2014-03-05 09:32:08 PM  
"I'm such a steaming, rancid pile that I can't stand my own stench. Enough."
2014-03-05 10:29:29 PM  
Let's try that again:Issa can be seen here consoling the chip that resides on his shoulder. Cummings was not available for comment as he was firin' his laser.
2014-03-05 10:35:49 PM  
"I'm fairly sure there's no oxygen left in this room below about....  here"

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2014-03-05 11:44:31 PM  
Thanks, Obama

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2014-03-05 11:44:42 PM  
Va fangool!
2014-03-06 12:24:31 AM  
First of all, my deepest apologies if this is offensive... but it's what HE was thinking...
2014-03-06 01:15:36 AM

"That's it, cut his f*ckin' mic! Where the f*ck do you think you are Cummings, AMERICA?! This is a FREE SPEECH ZONE, ASSHOLE! That means you're FREE to say what I f*ckin' TELL YOU to say, got it?

*kicks open door, walks out*

2014-03-06 01:56:30 AM  
Invisible Shotput!
2014-03-06 02:01:01 AM  
'Hey, hey, HEY! That's off-script!  Cut his mike if he can't read what I give him to read!'
2014-03-06 03:00:41 AM  
"Hey you -- farkface intern, get your ass over here! You told me I was going to have courtside seats next to Sam Cassell. Instead I got this crazy old ugly motherfarker trying to eat a microphone in a fancy courthouse. Fark whatever it's called, fark you and your college credit! And give me back that coupon for the car alarm discount."
2014-03-06 06:49:44 AM  
I wanted to be on Fox and Friends and he is wrecking it.  ITS NOT FAR WAAAAAA
2014-03-06 07:23:21 AM  
That is it for us today.  OK, I dunno... whatever it is, it's not right on the teleprompter.  I don't know what that is, I've never seen that.  OK, but.  I can't read it, THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT.  THERE'S NO WORDS THERE!  To play us out, what does that mean?  To play us out?  What does... I don't know what that means, to play us out.  What does that mean, to end the show?  OK, go.  That's tomorrow and that -- That's tomorrow and that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a... I can't do it.  We'll do it live.   WE'LL DO IT LIVE.  FARK IT.  I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE.  FARKIN' THING SUCKS.

That's tomorrow and that is it for us today, thanks for watching.  I'm Darrel Issa, and we'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his newest album.  Take it away.
2014-03-06 08:44:31 AM  
"Why is there still dirt on my shoulder? I've been following that Jay-Z song verbatim and...oh, wait, I forgot, I'm a dirtbag!"
2014-03-06 09:43:05 AM  
"Fark you, fark you, fark you; you're cool... fark you.  I'm out"  /drops mic
2014-03-06 10:32:11 AM  
I don't have to sit here and listen to these .....facts
2014-03-06 11:12:36 AM  
Free speech is for corporations, not black guys!
2014-03-06 11:33:25 AM  
Cummings: "Alright, stop, collaborate, and listen, Mr. Issa, Issa baby!"
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