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(Reuters)   My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. Pope Francis is the centerfold. Francis is the centerfold   (in.reuters.com) divider line 30
    More: Silly, Pope Francis, centerfolds, Italians, fan magazines, gossip magazine, memory, pope, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi  
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2014-03-05 01:09:52 PM  
Draw me like one of your french boys.
 
2014-03-05 01:10:30 PM  
Icantfaptothis.jpg
 
2014-03-05 01:10:37 PM  
Ash Wednesday Pope Trifecta completed
 
2014-03-05 01:10:39 PM  
Earworm time!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-05 01:11:06 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Draw me like one of your french boys.


I.....just threw up into my mouth a little......BLEAH
 
2014-03-05 01:12:37 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com


/hot? not!
 
2014-03-05 01:13:27 PM  
I hope that when this issue's gone,
the Pontiff puts his clothes back on.
 
2014-03-05 01:13:37 PM  
How about Na na na-na-na na, Na na na na-na-na-na no.
 
2014-03-05 01:15:46 PM  
So, he is getting into the contraception business?  I would guess it would be very effective.
 
2014-03-05 01:16:22 PM  
It includes a pull-out centerfold with a different picture of the smiling pope and one of his quotes on each side.

Oh, yeah. Who's a naughty Pope?
 
2014-03-05 01:17:23 PM  
Nicely done subby. And as a rule I usually loathe the mangled song lyric headline.

golf clap
 
2014-03-05 01:19:26 PM  
To see him in that negligee
Is really just too much
 
2014-03-05 01:25:50 PM  
Will there be bush?
 
2014-03-05 01:27:18 PM  

whatsupchuck: How about Na na na-na-na na, Na na na na-na-na-na no.


Came here to post this.

Good one 80'smitter!
 
2014-03-05 01:28:30 PM  
More interested in Mother Superior Reputa Lebuda
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-05 01:30:08 PM  

darth_badger: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x621]


/hot? not!


You jackass! OK, where do I mail the invoice for my dry-cleaning?
 
2014-03-05 01:31:56 PM  
Duo testiculi ei sunt, et bene pensi.

/I think I can see his godhead
 
2014-03-05 01:33:10 PM  
it is the final antichrist of the mystery Babylon cult.
 
2014-03-05 01:42:54 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Only Pope Francis you need.
 
2014-03-05 01:47:08 PM  
I was shakin in my shoes, whenever he scammed those baby jews
 
2014-03-05 01:53:00 PM  

darth_badger: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x621]
/hot? not!


Is that a soft, fuzzy sweater, too magical to touch...?
 
2014-03-05 02:09:16 PM  
Age: 77
Sign Sagittarius
Turn ons: Washing people's feet, wimples and self-flagellation
Turn offs: Pro-choicers, gay marriage and licorice
Favorite TV show: Father Dowling Mysteries and The Flying Nun
Guilty pleasure: Doing donuts in the Popemobile after drinking the sacrificial wine
 
2014-03-05 02:25:55 PM  

gja: darth_badger: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x621]


/hot? not!

You jackass! OK, where do I mail the invoice for my dry-cleaning?


Cum stains are so hard to get out.
 
2014-03-05 03:36:40 PM  

Slypork: Age: 77
Sign Sagittarius
Turn ons: Washing people's feet, wimples and self-flagellation
Turn offs: Pro-choicers, gay marriage and licorice
Favorite TV show: Father Dowling Mysteries and The Flying Nun
Guilty pleasure: Doing donuts in the Popemobile after drinking the sacrificial wine


I wonder what his opinion of 'The Vicar of Dibley' is?  She was anglican so he might not be a fan.

Two nuns were in the bath, one says to the other.
"Where's the soap?"
The other says
"It does doesn't it"
 
2014-03-05 04:17:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-05 05:04:27 PM  

Tricky Chicken: Nicely done subby. And as a rule I usually loathe the mangled song lyric headline.

golf clap


I concur. Well done.


/polite clap
 
2014-03-05 06:17:03 PM  
The Pope's Penis

It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat - and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-05 06:32:11 PM  

stevetherobot: gja: darth_badger: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x621]


/hot? not!

You jackass! OK, where do I mail the invoice for my dry-cleaning?

Cum stains are so hard to get out.


I don't need to hear about your fantasies friend. I have my own coffee-stain related problems.
 
2014-03-05 11:41:24 PM  
69 pages ... with a centerfold ...

Oh my!
 
2014-03-06 08:19:44 AM  
I can't fap to this!
 
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