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(The Smoking Gun)   Arizona woman sure to have her neighbors a-buzz over her assault charges   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-05 01:01:37 PM  
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2014-03-05 01:12:26 PM  
New Mexico. Arizona has enough problems without this being pinned on us.
 
2014-03-05 01:17:00 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: New Mexico. Arizona has enough problems without this being pinned on us.


This!
 
2014-03-05 01:32:08 PM  
If you're bleeding profusely, you should've read the farkin' manual.
 
2014-03-05 01:32:28 PM  
Of course, it's police policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ...  your dildo.
 
2014-03-05 01:34:34 PM  
sounds fishy
 
2014-03-05 01:34:40 PM  
And so the officer said, "Voodoo Dick, MY ASS!"
 
2014-03-05 01:35:12 PM  
With pic that says "Vibrators are serious business"
 
2014-03-05 01:35:30 PM  
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Pow! Right in the kisser!
 
2014-03-05 01:35:51 PM  
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Sadly unavailable for comment
 
2014-03-05 01:36:19 PM  

Valiente: If you're bleeding profusely, you should've read the farkin' manual.


If she'd have taken the time to build up a callus first, this never would have happened.
 
2014-03-05 01:36:51 PM  
THE FIRST FARKING WORDS IN THE ARTICLE.

"A New Mexico woman..."

I see the first graduates of Home Schooling are starting to find the internets.
 
2014-03-05 01:37:18 PM  
When all you have is a vibrator, all of your problems look like a vagina.
 
2014-03-05 02:19:06 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: When all you have is a vibrator, all of your problems look like a vagina.



That's asscist

/ You, sir, are an asscist!
 
2014-03-05 02:29:41 PM  

John the Magnificent: THE FIRST FARKING WORDS IN THE ARTICLE.

"A New Mexico woman..."

I see the first graduates of Home Schooling are starting to find the internets.


huh?
i'm 38 and have friends my age who are home schooled grads...they found the internet many years ago, and all of them i know are intelligent...at the very least intelligent enough to distinguish between nm and arizona
 
2014-03-05 02:38:03 PM  

bungle_jr: John the Magnificent: THE FIRST FARKING WORDS IN THE ARTICLE.

"A New Mexico woman..."

I see the first graduates of Home Schooling are starting to find the internets.

huh?
i'm 38 and have friends my age who are home schooled grads...they found the internet many years ago, and all of them i know are intelligent...at the very least intelligent enough to distinguish between nm and arizona


But apparently not intelligent enough to capitalize the beginning of sentences, first-person singular nominative case personal pronouns or state names .

However the "huh?" worked.
 
2014-03-05 02:42:13 PM  
Arizona, New Mexico. . . they're both sandy. What's the difference?
 
2014-03-05 02:43:44 PM  

John the Magnificent: THE FIRST FARKING WORDS IN THE ARTICLE.

"A New Mexico woman..."

I see the first graduates of Home Schooling are starting to find the internets.


When I told people I was moving here several of them said, "Waitaminute...there's a new Mexico?  When did this happen?!"

People are farking idiots.
 
2014-03-05 02:44:09 PM  
Home schooled, internet? My nephew is on a scholarship to Notre Dame, dunno if it's his or the universitys' problem. Antways, I'm sure he's teh gay, at least a closet case. My wife says no, but I say, "Wait for it..." Not saying there's anything wrong with it, just saying.
 
2014-03-05 02:44:57 PM  
And the really sad thing?  I moved here from COLORADO.  The state directly to the north of New Mexico.  How the hell do you not know what states you border?
 
2014-03-05 02:46:28 PM  

John the Magnificent: bungle_jr: John the Magnificent: THE FIRST FARKING WORDS IN THE ARTICLE.

"A New Mexico woman..."

I see the first graduates of Home Schooling are starting to find the internets.

huh?
i'm 38 and have friends my age who are home schooled grads...they found the internet many years ago, and all of them i know are intelligent...at the very least intelligent enough to distinguish between nm and arizona

But apparently not intelligent enough to capitalize the beginning of sentences, first-person singular nominative case personal pronouns or state names .

However the "huh?" worked.


laziness and an admiration of the works of ee cummings =/= a lack of intelligence, oh magnificent one

also, i didn't say i was homeschooled
 
2014-03-05 03:37:33 PM  
But whose vibrator was it?  If it's the mom's vibrator, that's pretty bad ass.  If it's the daughter's, that's just sick.
 
2014-03-05 03:53:46 PM  
Ass-ault with battery???
 
2014-03-05 04:06:38 PM  
Kinky.
content8.flixster.com
 
2014-03-05 05:10:58 PM  
This calls for legalized conceal and carry on dildos, vibrators and fleshlights! I know I wouldn't fark with someone packing a 2 foot dildo on their side holter!
 
2014-03-05 07:54:42 PM  
Vibrators don't thrill people. People thrill people.
 
2014-03-05 09:36:08 PM  
 
2014-03-06 05:43:18 AM  

TwistedIvory: Arizona, New Mexico. . . they're both sandy. What's the difference?


You've obviously never been to either place, judging by your asinine comment.

/The Sangre de Cristos are farking beautiful
//Especially in the winter
///When there's lots of snow
 
2014-03-06 08:54:25 AM  

The_Hound: You've obviously never been to either place, judging by your asinine comment.


If you'd clicked my profile you'd have seen that I actually live in Arizona. I've also traveled through much of New Mexico.

You might further note that my original comment was a jape at the expense of the submitter.
 
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