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(The Weather Channel)   Al Gore hired Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson to direct this winter's weather. How else do you explain why it's had five logical endings, yet it just keeps going   ( divider line
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2014-03-05 01:17:59 PM  
4 votes:
So, Winter Storm Sauron is on its way?

2014-03-05 05:30:16 PM  
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Romeo_Santana: Muta: Why are we bringing Al Gore into this?

Because he controls the weather. He made an entire movie about it.


controls the weather
2014-03-05 04:10:06 PM  
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2014-03-05 01:48:45 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, have you read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings? Two thirds of the way through, they complete their task. Another third of the book is ... more endings.

And the first third? They walk, they talk, they walk they talk they walk. Walk walk walk, talk talk talk, it's the walky and talky show!
2014-03-05 01:40:13 PM  
1 vote:

Oh, an Al Gore joke. How timely.

Funny, I've never seen you whine about Regan jokes and he's been dead longer than algore's been irrelevant.
2014-03-05 01:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-05 01:30:43 PM  
1 vote:

Muta: Why are we bringing Al Gore into this?

Because he came up with the entire theory of global warming, alone and by himself, with absolutely no help from anyone.  Just like he did with the Internets.

2014-03-05 01:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
Any competent screenwriter will have multiple logical endings, so the film can still be finished and released in the event something unfortunate happens like the budget is cut or exhausted or one of the primary actors dies before the end of the production.
2014-03-05 01:14:40 PM  
1 vote:
If they had just gotten the warm weather from the fall and used it on the first day of cold, this winter would've been over before it started.
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