ElPresidente: Unimpressed:[www.planetsmeg.com image 170x220]
Pocket Ninja: I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.
oldfarthenry: Anglicans (Episcopalians), too.
abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.What a good christian you are!Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.
BunkoSquad: Nabb1: i.dailymail.co.ukSo either Joe Biden's Catholic, or he stubbed out a cigarette on his forehead because a couple of coeds from Jacksonville State said they didn't think he'd go through with it.
elvisaintdead: They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.
Nabb1: deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x483]
deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.
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