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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   To all Catholic farkers, Happy "Hey You Got Something On Your Forehead" Day   (syracuse.com) divider line 23
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2014-03-05 10:33:00 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-05 09:45:55 AM
3 votes:
Unimpressed:

www.planetsmeg.com
2014-03-05 09:58:50 AM
2 votes:

ElPresidente: Unimpressed:

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GAZPACHO SOUP!
2014-03-05 09:45:04 AM
2 votes:
I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.
2014-03-05 09:44:04 AM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.


Rises as the Phoenix?

Jesus is an X-Man?!
2014-03-05 09:31:43 AM
2 votes:
I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.
2014-03-05 08:48:45 AM
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: Anglicans (Episcopalians), too.


Splitters...
2014-03-05 01:46:47 PM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know, just because just because he's an arse doesn't mean that:
1. all Christians are
2. you're not an arse, too
2014-03-05 11:58:33 AM
1 votes:
 I gave up christianity for lent.
2014-03-05 11:23:03 AM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: Nabb1: i.dailymail.co.uk

So either Joe Biden's Catholic, or he stubbed out a cigarette on his forehead because a couple of coeds from Jacksonville State said they didn't think he'd go through with it.


static.giantbomb.com
2014-03-05 10:40:11 AM
1 votes:
I hate this frigging day. Back when I was a young fellow, I woke up with morning wood, and started poking the wife with it to see if I could get her interested. She rolled over and gave me a sweet smile and said "now baby, you know that today is
Ash Wednesday, a day of fast and abstinence........

/ Then I got the lecture on taking the Lord's name in vain (would you honestly want to bring God's damn down upon anybody?)
//Been calling the day cockblock Wednesday ever since.
2014-03-05 10:19:55 AM
1 votes:

elvisaintdead: They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.


Yeah, but we have booze, lots of booze
2014-03-05 10:18:12 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.

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Somewhere, there's a redneck looking at that photo, going, "Aha! It's...it's...it's spreading! Ah knowed it! Pretty soon that there white man's gonna completely change color, kinda like a ree-verse Michael Jackson sorta deal. Ma! Fetch me mah shootin' ahrn! We's gonna take our country back!"
2014-03-05 10:08:55 AM
1 votes:

deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.


i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-05 09:54:38 AM
1 votes:
I call the people that come to work with them on their head asholes
2014-03-05 09:53:53 AM
1 votes:
"Do not wear your religion on your sleeve, your forehead is a much better place for it."

Pretty sure that's how that bible verse went, right?
2014-03-05 09:50:45 AM
1 votes:
Farking Dot-Heads.
2014-03-05 09:47:20 AM
1 votes:
I like to have fun by considering how Christianity would be different if the Romans used different execution methods. Imagine if Jesus had been hung, or launched from a catapult.
2014-03-05 09:47:07 AM
1 votes:
Listen up, you primitive screwheads!
2014-03-05 09:45:49 AM
1 votes:
#ashtag Everybody else gets the perfect cross, I end up with the huge smudge that looks like I work in a tire store

#ashtag You better get you one or you girlfriend might give you up for Lent

#ashtag It's also Catholic Dating Day, Makes it easy to tell all the REALLY available guys and girls that your mom would approve of for you to bring home
2014-03-05 09:42:02 AM
1 votes:
Here, I have a napkin, let me get that for ya...
2014-03-05 09:03:32 AM
1 votes:
They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.
2014-03-05 08:41:21 AM
1 votes:
OMG WHAT IS IT?!
 
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