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2014-03-05 09:45:04 AM  
2 votes:
I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.
2014-03-05 01:27:46 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know who else considered themselves a Christian, and said...
'My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter'
2014-03-05 12:07:42 PM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: In before the ever so clever "I'm giving up religion for Lent"



Sadly, the people for whom religion is a vice would never actually do that.
2014-03-05 12:04:36 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net and said it himself:

Matthew 6:16-18 --
"And when you fast, do not look gloomy like the hypocrites, for they disfigure their faces that their fasting may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, that your fasting may not be seen by others but by your Father who is in secret"
2014-03-05 11:43:48 AM  
1 votes:

Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?

I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.

Actually I'm leaving right now.

God Bless you Pony Person.


And bless your little heart, you typical Christian, you.
2014-03-05 10:54:38 AM  
1 votes:
Going at noon.

I'll make sure to say a prayer for you guys.

God bless you.
2014-03-05 09:03:32 AM  
1 votes:
They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.
 
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