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2014-03-05 08:41:21 AM  
OMG WHAT IS IT?!
 
2014-03-05 08:47:00 AM  
They are making ashes of themselves.
 
2014-03-05 08:47:45 AM  
Anglicans (Episcopalians), too.
 
2014-03-05 08:48:45 AM  

oldfarthenry: Anglicans (Episcopalians), too.


Splitters...
 
2014-03-05 08:57:06 AM  

oldfarthenry: Anglicans (Episcopalians), too.


Our service is at 7:30 tonight. So you won't see me with a smudge.
 
2014-03-05 09:03:32 AM  
They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.
 
2014-03-05 09:19:07 AM  
 
2014-03-05 09:31:43 AM  
I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.
 
2014-03-05 09:42:02 AM  
Here, I have a napkin, let me get that for ya...
 
2014-03-05 09:42:51 AM  
I'm going after work.
 
2014-03-05 09:44:04 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.


Rises as the Phoenix?

Jesus is an X-Man?!
 
2014-03-05 09:45:04 AM  
I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.
 
2014-03-05 09:45:49 AM  
#ashtag Everybody else gets the perfect cross, I end up with the huge smudge that looks like I work in a tire store

#ashtag You better get you one or you girlfriend might give you up for Lent

#ashtag It's also Catholic Dating Day, Makes it easy to tell all the REALLY available guys and girls that your mom would approve of for you to bring home
 
2014-03-05 09:45:55 AM  
Unimpressed:

www.planetsmeg.com
 
2014-03-05 09:47:07 AM  
Listen up, you primitive screwheads!
 
2014-03-05 09:47:20 AM  
I like to have fun by considering how Christianity would be different if the Romans used different execution methods. Imagine if Jesus had been hung, or launched from a catapult.
 
2014-03-05 09:48:18 AM  
What are YOU giving up for Lent????
 
2014-03-05 09:50:45 AM  
Farking Dot-Heads.
 
2014-03-05 09:50:46 AM  

drongozone: What are YOU giving up for Lent????


My sanity.
 
2014-03-05 09:50:52 AM  
A penis?
 
2014-03-05 09:53:01 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I like to have fun by considering how Christianity would be different if the Romans used different execution methods. Imagine if Jesus had been hung, or launched from a catapult.


Jesus was totally hung!
 
2014-03-05 09:53:53 AM  
"Do not wear your religion on your sleeve, your forehead is a much better place for it."

Pretty sure that's how that bible verse went, right?
 
2014-03-05 09:54:38 AM  
I call the people that come to work with them on their head asholes
 
2014-03-05 09:54:43 AM  
I always forget what that's supposed to mean, no matter how many times I re-teach myself, and so I've just given up on it and invented my own mythology around the practice in which Jesus' body is burned after the cross and he actually rises as a phoenix on the third day, and it's to commemorate this rebirth from his own ashes that Catholics rub ash on their own foreheads.

That's actually just a slightly more colorful version of the story they believe.
 
2014-03-05 09:58:50 AM  

ElPresidente: Unimpressed:

[www.planetsmeg.com image 170x220]


GAZPACHO SOUP!
 
2014-03-05 10:00:16 AM  

drongozone: What are YOU giving up for Lent????


Selling cocaine to schoolchildren
 
2014-03-05 10:08:55 AM  

deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-05 10:17:29 AM  
Another day of avoiding eye contact with the weirdos on the bus.
 
2014-03-05 10:18:12 AM  

Nabb1: deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x483]


Somewhere, there's a redneck looking at that photo, going, "Aha! It's...it's...it's spreading! Ah knowed it! Pretty soon that there white man's gonna completely change color, kinda like a ree-verse Michael Jackson sorta deal. Ma! Fetch me mah shootin' ahrn! We's gonna take our country back!"
 
2014-03-05 10:19:55 AM  

elvisaintdead: They're a dirty bunch. Doesn't surprise me at all.


Yeah, but we have booze, lots of booze
 
2014-03-05 10:33:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 10:40:11 AM  
I hate this frigging day. Back when I was a young fellow, I woke up with morning wood, and started poking the wife with it to see if I could get her interested. She rolled over and gave me a sweet smile and said "now baby, you know that today is
Ash Wednesday, a day of fast and abstinence........

/ Then I got the lecture on taking the Lord's name in vain (would you honestly want to bring God's damn down upon anybody?)
//Been calling the day cockblock Wednesday ever since.
 
2014-03-05 10:47:55 AM  
Mass at the Cathedral isn't until noon for me.
 
2014-03-05 10:54:38 AM  
Going at noon.

I'll make sure to say a prayer for you guys.

God bless you.
 
2014-03-05 10:56:42 AM  

varmitydog: I hate this frigging day. Back when I was a young fellow, I woke up with morning wood, and started poking the wife with it to see if I could get her interested. She rolled over and gave me a sweet smile and said "now baby, you know that today is
Ash Wednesday, a day of fast and abstinence........

/ Then I got the lecture on taking the Lord's name in vain (would you honestly want to bring God's damn down upon anybody?)
//Been calling the day cockblock Wednesday ever since.


I thought the day of abstinence was every day after the honeymoon.

/not including days when she's trying to get pregnant
 
2014-03-05 11:03:02 AM  

Nabb1: i.dailymail.co.uk


So either Joe Biden's Catholic, or he stubbed out a cigarette on his forehead because a couple of coeds from Jacksonville State said they didn't think he'd go through with it.
 
2014-03-05 11:12:22 AM  
Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!
 
2014-03-05 11:23:03 AM  

BunkoSquad: Nabb1: i.dailymail.co.uk

So either Joe Biden's Catholic, or he stubbed out a cigarette on his forehead because a couple of coeds from Jacksonville State said they didn't think he'd go through with it.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-03-05 11:28:37 AM  
This headline is probably meant to be a joke, but it's all too real for me. Here's the conversation I had with a girl (who I was very smitten with) in college:

Me: "Hey, you've got something on your forehead."
Her: "It's Ash Wednesday."
Me: "Oh." <pause> "But there's something on your forehead."
Her: <blank stare>

Fortunately she thought it was cute and things worked out, but my lord, I felt about an inch tall.
 
2014-03-05 11:34:17 AM  
Despite being warned about this yesterday and again today, I'm still going to be shocked the first time I see a person with ash on their forehead.

/hold still, lemme wipe that off before you embarrass yourself
//what am I giving up for what?? Why?
 
2014-03-05 11:35:33 AM  

abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!


Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.
 
2014-03-05 11:36:43 AM  

Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.


What a good christian you are!
 
2014-03-05 11:39:07 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!


Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?
 
2014-03-05 11:42:05 AM  

Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?


I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.
 
2014-03-05 11:42:46 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.


I think Jesus said something very similar to the whore in Luke 7:36-50.
 
2014-03-05 11:43:17 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?

I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.


Actually I'm leaving right now.

God Bless you Pony Person.
 
2014-03-05 11:43:48 AM  

Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?

I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.

Actually I'm leaving right now.

God Bless you Pony Person.


And bless your little heart, you typical Christian, you.
 
2014-03-05 11:48:12 AM  
Went as a teen to church with a friend. Just knew we were going to an odd middle of the week Lutheran service. Everyone went to the front starting from the front pews to the back, and we were in one of the very back rows. Suddenly all of these old people were coming towards us with big black smudges on their foreheads. I was in my early teens, befuddled and completely creeped out. Had seen "Phantasm" just prior to that and for some reason "something on the forehead" and the old guy yelling "BOYYYYY!" melded together in my head.
 
2014-03-05 11:52:15 AM  
In before the ever so clever "I'm giving up religion for Lent"

/not religious in the first place
//maybe I'll give up drinking anyway. Good for the weight loss program...
 
2014-03-05 11:58:33 AM  
 I gave up christianity for lent.
 
2014-03-05 12:04:36 PM  
img.fark.net and said it himself:

Matthew 6:16-18 --
"And when you fast, do not look gloomy like the hypocrites, for they disfigure their faces that their fasting may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, that your fasting may not be seen by others but by your Father who is in secret"
 
2014-03-05 12:07:42 PM  

H31N0US: In before the ever so clever "I'm giving up religion for Lent"



Sadly, the people for whom religion is a vice would never actually do that.
 
2014-03-05 12:14:30 PM  
Episcopalians/Anglicans aren't splinters. We are VIA MEDIA or the Middle Way. This means we sit on the Three Legged Stool of Scripture (daily Bible readings), Tradition (our Catholic side) and Reason (our Protestant side).

Now, if you are in Syracuse, please pray for the Orange!! Pray without ceasing!!
 
2014-03-05 12:27:32 PM  
drongozone: What are YOU giving up for Lent????

I told my priest that I'm watching Scandal for Lent. I'm going to learn how to fall in love with our next Republican President. If I look like Kerry Washington at the end, then I know I've been blessed.
 
2014-03-05 12:32:47 PM  
*middle school joke alert*

Q. Where does the priest get his supplies?
A. From his ash hole!
 
2014-03-05 12:50:22 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I like to have fun by considering how Christianity would be different if the Romans used different execution methods. Imagine if Jesus had been hung, or launched from a catapult.


Neckties for everybody!
 
2014-03-05 12:57:25 PM  
Great, now all I can think about are Molly Schade's tits. Thanks, subby
 
2014-03-05 01:11:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!


Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.
 
2014-03-05 01:23:35 PM  
Gig103: *middle school joke alert*

Q. Where does the priest get his supplies?
A. From his ash hole!


Middle school Catholic jokes?

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Because they don't like to look down on the unemployed.
 
2014-03-05 01:27:46 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know who else considered themselves a Christian, and said...
'My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter'
 
2014-03-05 01:33:54 PM  

deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.


I wish they did it all the time.  Works even better than a popped collar.
 
2014-03-05 01:38:42 PM  

varmitydog: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Because they don't like to look down on the unemployed.


Choir boys are unemployed?
 
2014-03-05 01:39:14 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?

I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.

Actually I'm leaving right now.

God Bless you Pony Person.

And bless your little heart, you typical Christian, you.


You guy's need a time out.
 
2014-03-05 01:41:25 PM  

VladTheEmailer: You know who else considered themselves a Christian, and said...
'My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter'


nope
 
2014-03-05 01:46:47 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know, just because just because he's an arse doesn't mean that:
1. all Christians are
2. you're not an arse, too
 
2014-03-05 02:46:04 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.
 
2014-03-05 03:24:56 PM  

Nabb1: abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.

Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.


Well the guys at the local Citgo say I give the best blowjobs. Not sure how to put that in a metric since I don't keep track. I just suck whatever cock is in front of me, no questions asked.

Is that what you hateful, judgmental, asshole christians want to hear? What horrible people us non-believers are? Yes, it is. But you continue to pray and claim you're helping and I'll continue to actually do something tangible.

/pray for me
//or don't
///zero farks either way
 
2014-03-05 03:36:01 PM  
The Strawman is strong with this troll.
 
2014-03-05 04:08:36 PM  
So what you guys are saying is that all Catholics should be rounded up, put on trains, taken to death camps and then gassed, right?
 
2014-03-05 04:13:00 PM  

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: So what you guys are saying is that all Catholics should be rounded up, put on trains, taken to death camps, given their last rites,  and then gassed, right?


Come on, we're not intolerant of their religious practices.
 
2014-03-05 05:55:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Nabb1: abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.

Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.

Well the guys at the local Citgo say I give the best blowjobs. Not sure how to put that in a metric since I don't keep track. I just suck whatever cock is in front of me, no questions asked.

Is that what you hateful, judgmental, asshole christians want to hear? What horrible people us non-believers are? Yes, it is. But you continue to pray and claim you're helping and I'll continue to actually do something tangible.

/pray for me
//or don't
///zero farks either way


Actually, this is how the left likes to frames these arguments - we'll start a religious thread where we will make fun of that religion, the practices of that religion, and the people who practice that religion.

Then, if someone from that religion tries and defend themselves, we'll talk about how hypocritical they are because their religion says they shouldn't use the same words that we do.

Just like gun control - criminals sue because somehow it's not fair they got shot by the guy they were trying to rob.

Sorry, jackass - I carry
 
2014-03-05 06:41:17 PM  
Mardi Gras!!!

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-05 08:22:55 PM  
Until this thread I didn't realize it was possible to give up your sarcasm detector for Lent.
 
2014-03-06 01:22:03 AM  
I always wipe the ash off before I leave the church, on account of the Gospel reading from Matthew.  I don't get why some idiots would wear it all day in public, as that's the exact OPPOSITE of what we've been instructed.  Getting the ashes is supposed to be a symbol and message to OURSELVES, not to others.

Also, it's technically NOT even a Holy Day of Obligation. I almost got in a fight with someone about that today, but instead told them to look it up if they were so sure.
 
2014-03-06 09:34:16 AM  

Any Pie Left: I don't get why some idiots would wear it all day in public, as that's the exact OPPOSITE of what we've been instructed.


Yes you do.
 
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