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2014-03-05 11:58:33 AM  
 I gave up christianity for lent.
 
2014-03-05 12:04:36 PM  
img.fark.net and said it himself:

Matthew 6:16-18 --
"And when you fast, do not look gloomy like the hypocrites, for they disfigure their faces that their fasting may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, that your fasting may not be seen by others but by your Father who is in secret"
 
2014-03-05 12:07:42 PM  

H31N0US: In before the ever so clever "I'm giving up religion for Lent"



Sadly, the people for whom religion is a vice would never actually do that.
 
2014-03-05 12:14:30 PM  
Episcopalians/Anglicans aren't splinters. We are VIA MEDIA or the Middle Way. This means we sit on the Three Legged Stool of Scripture (daily Bible readings), Tradition (our Catholic side) and Reason (our Protestant side).

Now, if you are in Syracuse, please pray for the Orange!! Pray without ceasing!!
 
2014-03-05 12:27:32 PM  
drongozone: What are YOU giving up for Lent????

I told my priest that I'm watching Scandal for Lent. I'm going to learn how to fall in love with our next Republican President. If I look like Kerry Washington at the end, then I know I've been blessed.
 
2014-03-05 12:32:47 PM  
*middle school joke alert*

Q. Where does the priest get his supplies?
A. From his ash hole!
 
2014-03-05 12:50:22 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I like to have fun by considering how Christianity would be different if the Romans used different execution methods. Imagine if Jesus had been hung, or launched from a catapult.


Neckties for everybody!
 
2014-03-05 12:57:25 PM  
Great, now all I can think about are Molly Schade's tits. Thanks, subby
 
2014-03-05 01:11:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!


Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.
 
2014-03-05 01:23:35 PM  
Gig103: *middle school joke alert*

Q. Where does the priest get his supplies?
A. From his ash hole!


Middle school Catholic jokes?

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Because they don't like to look down on the unemployed.
 
2014-03-05 01:27:46 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know who else considered themselves a Christian, and said...
'My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter'
 
2014-03-05 01:33:54 PM  

deanis: I thought it was just to identify idiots easier.


I wish they did it all the time.  Works even better than a popped collar.
 
2014-03-05 01:38:42 PM  

varmitydog: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Because they don't like to look down on the unemployed.


Choir boys are unemployed?
 
2014-03-05 01:39:14 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not sure what you mean.

Are you one of those people who laughs at the stupid stuff other people believe and then correct them that they are believing the stupid stuff all wrong?

I'm just pointing out how loving you are towards your neighbors, is all.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. You just go on praying for us or whatever it is you do.

Actually I'm leaving right now.

God Bless you Pony Person.

And bless your little heart, you typical Christian, you.


You guy's need a time out.
 
2014-03-05 01:41:25 PM  

VladTheEmailer: You know who else considered themselves a Christian, and said...
'My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter'


nope
 
2014-03-05 01:46:47 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


You know, just because just because he's an arse doesn't mean that:
1. all Christians are
2. you're not an arse, too
 
2014-03-05 02:46:04 PM  

abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.


Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.
 
2014-03-05 03:24:56 PM  

Nabb1: abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.

Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.


Well the guys at the local Citgo say I give the best blowjobs. Not sure how to put that in a metric since I don't keep track. I just suck whatever cock is in front of me, no questions asked.

Is that what you hateful, judgmental, asshole christians want to hear? What horrible people us non-believers are? Yes, it is. But you continue to pray and claim you're helping and I'll continue to actually do something tangible.

/pray for me
//or don't
///zero farks either way
 
2014-03-05 03:36:01 PM  
The Strawman is strong with this troll.
 
2014-03-05 04:08:36 PM  
So what you guys are saying is that all Catholics should be rounded up, put on trains, taken to death camps and then gassed, right?
 
2014-03-05 04:13:00 PM  

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: So what you guys are saying is that all Catholics should be rounded up, put on trains, taken to death camps, given their last rites,  and then gassed, right?


Come on, we're not intolerant of their religious practices.
 
2014-03-05 05:55:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Nabb1: abhorrent1: The My Little Pony Killer: Agent Nick Fury: abhorrent1: Don't forget to leave your wallet in the basket. Because God!

Of course I'll give a donation - then me and the Mrs. will go out and have a fish sandwich, probably drop by the local Lowes to look at wallpaper for the hallway, then go home and relax.

Meanwhile, you'll be sucking some guy off in a restroom at the local Citgo for a stamp bag, his buddy will come in and he'll make you suck him off to, then you'll go look for someplace to shoot up when some cop will stop you because of the piss stain you have running down the front of your pants, and you'll spend the rest of the night down at the station on a procession charge.

Guess we both have a full day ahead of us.

What a good christian you are!

Not surprising that Christians are the most hateful, judgmental people on the planet. Isn't that what the Bible tells them they should be? I wouldn't know because tl;dr.

Do you feel better about yourself now that you've shared that? Feel like you had to get that off your chest? Needed something to make yourself feel superior to a whole bunch of other people because when you sit down and take a good long look at your own life and accomplishments, there's really not any other metric to hang that on? Good.

Well the guys at the local Citgo say I give the best blowjobs. Not sure how to put that in a metric since I don't keep track. I just suck whatever cock is in front of me, no questions asked.

Is that what you hateful, judgmental, asshole christians want to hear? What horrible people us non-believers are? Yes, it is. But you continue to pray and claim you're helping and I'll continue to actually do something tangible.

/pray for me
//or don't
///zero farks either way


Actually, this is how the left likes to frames these arguments - we'll start a religious thread where we will make fun of that religion, the practices of that religion, and the people who practice that religion.

Then, if someone from that religion tries and defend themselves, we'll talk about how hypocritical they are because their religion says they shouldn't use the same words that we do.

Just like gun control - criminals sue because somehow it's not fair they got shot by the guy they were trying to rob.

Sorry, jackass - I carry
 
2014-03-05 06:41:17 PM  
Mardi Gras!!!

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-05 08:22:55 PM  
Until this thread I didn't realize it was possible to give up your sarcasm detector for Lent.
 
2014-03-06 01:22:03 AM  
I always wipe the ash off before I leave the church, on account of the Gospel reading from Matthew.  I don't get why some idiots would wear it all day in public, as that's the exact OPPOSITE of what we've been instructed.  Getting the ashes is supposed to be a symbol and message to OURSELVES, not to others.

Also, it's technically NOT even a Holy Day of Obligation. I almost got in a fight with someone about that today, but instead told them to look it up if they were so sure.
 
2014-03-06 09:34:16 AM  

Any Pie Left: I don't get why some idiots would wear it all day in public, as that's the exact OPPOSITE of what we've been instructed.


Yes you do.
 
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