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(CNN)   "A Florida court technician has the job of blurring Justin Bieber's private parts on jail video before you can see it"   (cnn.com) divider line 75
    More: Sad, Justin Bieber, Miami Beach Police Department, Courts of Florida, jail  
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2014-03-05 09:01:04 AM
Why bother with small bit parts?
 
2014-03-05 10:08:42 AM
If only we could remove his private parts entirely and stop those genes right in their tracks.
 
2014-03-05 10:20:11 AM
Can everyone please stop with all the gay bashing? Jesus.

I don't care what you say about her sexual proclivities, Ellen Page is a beautiful woman.
 
2014-03-05 10:21:53 AM
I was reading this and wondering why they were releasing footage of him in his cell, and part of my brain created this hypothesis that he'd committed suicide or otherwise died in custody.

Alas, no. And now I'm back to wondering why this video is being released.
 
2014-03-05 10:22:58 AM
I'd rather stick my unlubricated arm up a bull's ass than have that tech's job.
 
2014-03-05 10:23:10 AM
There was an interview linked to by fark a while back with the guy who does all the blurring out for Cops. It was mildly interesting.
 
2014-03-05 10:26:21 AM
He should be able to afford better ink than that...


/Just sayin
 
2014-03-05 10:26:39 AM
Well, not blurring it would be too dickish!
 
2014-03-05 10:27:26 AM
 And we will all know who they are when next week they are arrested for trying to sell the originals to TMZ or whomever.
 
2014-03-05 10:27:53 AM
White trash is as white trash does.
 
2014-03-05 10:29:06 AM
Maximum zoom level reached but I still don't see anything.
 
2014-03-05 10:30:21 AM
Mr.Hawk: He should be able to afford better ink than that...

This.
 
2014-03-05 10:30:26 AM
At least it's a small job that won't take that many pixels.
 
2014-03-05 10:32:38 AM
Are they saying that Bieber has a tramp stamp?
 
2014-03-05 10:33:05 AM
Since when does video of any unclothed prisoner need to be released to the public?
 
2014-03-05 10:36:16 AM
 
2014-03-05 10:37:54 AM

memebot_of_doom: Since when does video of any unclothed prisoner need to be released to the public?


lesbianfunworld.com
 
2014-03-05 10:38:01 AM
I mean why worry about the human dignity after arresting someone.
 
2014-03-05 10:40:44 AM
The Horror..... The Horror.....
 
2014-03-05 10:42:11 AM
Just release it and let his tweeny fans do whatever they want with it.  Maybe they'll learn something and then not terrorize their male counterparts of the same age.  Seriously, warden.  Do you not remember what it was like to try and talk to a girl between the ages of 13 and 24 and treat her as a rational human being?
 
2014-03-05 10:42:22 AM
Why the hell the Sad tag?
 
2014-03-05 10:42:47 AM
What a great bullet for a future resume
 
2014-03-05 10:46:15 AM
"A Florida court technician is about to make a lot of money from TMZ, as soon as that person can find a third party they can trust."
 
2014-03-05 10:46:16 AM

bikerbob59: Why the hell the Sad tag?


Because millions of 11 year-old girls didn't get to see his pee-pee
 
2014-03-05 10:47:13 AM
Somebody must like the kid; isn't he a talented singer?  Sounds like a girl getting her nipples twisted to me, but I'm no judge of music.  I need someone to tell me if a song is good or not before I know if I like it.

/you'll note I'm using two spaces after a period
 
2014-03-05 10:48:06 AM
And here I was convinced that Biebs had lady parts.
 
2014-03-05 10:49:22 AM
His keyboard:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 10:50:53 AM
Dear Canada,

We know you don't want Justin Beiber back, and we understand why. So, I have a proposition for you that we might benefit.

Remember those prisons in Guantanamo? How about we talk with the Americans, make some bullshiat in how he secretly harbored some Chechen terrorists with him unknowingly, and we put him in there for a good amount of time?.

Sincerely,
Mexico

PS: To sweeten the deal, we're willing to give some acres of land in Guadalajara, they contain Blue Agave farms
 
2014-03-05 10:54:40 AM

bdub77: Can everyone please stop with all the gay bashing? Jesus.

I don't care what you say about her sexual proclivities, Ellen Page is a beautiful woman.


Who's been gay bashing Jesus?
 
2014-03-05 10:54:52 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: memebot_of_doom: Since when does video of any unclothed prisoner need to be released to the public?

[lesbianfunworld.com image 406x583]


She looked a lot better in that film than she did in Walküre.
 
2014-03-05 10:55:21 AM

AirForceVet: Why bother with small bit parts?


Have you ever tried to keep a four-pixel mask on target? It's freakin' brain surgery, man.
 
2014-03-05 10:55:29 AM

lostcat: I was reading this and wondering why they were releasing footage of him in his cell, and part of my brain created this hypothesis that he'd committed suicide or otherwise died in custody.

Alas, no. And now I'm back to wondering why this video is being released.


Well, there always seems to be videos of jailers beating the shiat out of uncooperative mope, why couldn't that have happened here.  Even if he cooperated.  Just because.

The head shot of him, should be on a poster warning parents, "Don't let your son grow up to be a douche bag!"
 
2014-03-05 10:55:51 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Hopefully he obfuscates Bieb's nether regions digitally.
 
2014-03-05 10:56:42 AM

bikerbob59: Why the hell the Sad tag?


Because FARK (so far) lacks a Mournful tag.

/expect changes on that front soon.
 
2014-03-05 10:59:31 AM
"The court finds that images of the defendant while in custody at the Miami Beach Police Department are relevant to the public's right to know," Altfield ruled Tuesday.

the public has a right to know that Justin Bieber peed in a jailhouse toilet?
 
2014-03-05 11:01:27 AM
I, for one, encourage this man in his job. No sane person wishes to see little-boy parts on his tv or computer. Someone should buy this man a beer for taking one for the team.
 
2014-03-05 11:06:00 AM

memebot_of_doom: Since when does video of any unclothed prisoner need to be released to the public?


When someone files a FOIL request and shares it. It's public record. And I wouldn't be one bit surprised if it's being done by his publicist.
 
2014-03-05 11:06:49 AM

Serious Black: I'd rather stick my unlubricated arm up a bull's ass than have that tech's job.


Politics tab is to the right...
 
2014-03-05 11:07:22 AM
Why in the hell haven't we deported this POS yet, Canada denies entry to those with DUI on their record, send this little disaster on legs back to Canuckistan where he belongs.
 
2014-03-05 11:07:36 AM

memebot_of_doom: Since when does video of any unclothed prisoner need to be released to the public?


FTA: Florida's open records law gives the news media full access to documents, photographs and video collected by police unless there is a compelling reason to keep them private.
 
2014-03-05 11:08:12 AM
Can you imagine what would happen to you after a while on that job?
static1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-05 11:12:47 AM
He's not required to do it without laughing, is he?

Poor bastard.
 
2014-03-05 11:14:29 AM
That guy has the worst job in the world. I mean what do you do after a day at the office like that? Go home and kill yourself? because there is no going back from that horror show.
 
2014-03-05 11:15:12 AM
www.nancysdreamhouse.com
 
2014-03-05 11:16:22 AM

bikerbob59: Why the hell the Sad tag?


Its for the tech who has to watch the unblurred version.
 
2014-03-05 11:19:38 AM
Weeners tag unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-05 11:22:17 AM

Valiente: Because FARK (so far) lacks a Mournful tag.


img.youtube.com
can it look like this?  Best use of Mournful ever.
 
2014-03-05 11:22:48 AM
But, what about the curious twinks who have yet to see Bieber's little package? Won't someone think of them?
 
2014-03-05 11:28:15 AM

Mr.Hawk: He should be able to afford better ink than that...


/Just sayin


At the very least he should be able to afford a tattoo artist that knows how to pen the year 1975 with the correct Roman numerals.
 
2014-03-05 11:29:30 AM

AirForceVet: Why bother with small parts?


"Remember:  there are no small parts, only small actors." - Constantin Stanislavski

What is Justin?  'Bout 5'3"?
 
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