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(The New York Times)   Good news everyone. It is once again safe to have sex with monkeys   (nytimes.com) divider line 18
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2014-03-05 09:59:02 AM  
10 votes:
Ooh, that gets macaque excited!
2014-03-05 10:39:21 AM  
3 votes:
i236.photobucket.com

Approves.
2014-03-05 12:57:03 PM  
2 votes:

Nurglitch: I'm pretty sure the #1 danger from attempting sex with monkeys (or even chimps, in fact especially chimps) is getting your dick/face/fingers/anything chewed off by the psychotic little bastards. In fact, if all you got was AIDS, you got off lightly.


It took me 6 months to train the monkey to suck it without peeling it first
2014-03-05 11:39:06 AM  
2 votes:
www.monkees.net

To late for some Monkees.
2014-03-05 11:35:49 AM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com


How did human survive before GIS ?
2014-03-05 11:19:10 AM  
2 votes:
WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.

Good day sir!
2014-03-05 10:17:15 AM  
2 votes:
Pray 4 Mojo
2014-03-05 03:04:23 PM  
1 votes:
Can I have sex with bunnies in the jungle?
2014-03-05 12:50:36 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure the #1 danger from attempting sex with monkeys (or even chimps, in fact especially chimps) is getting your dick/face/fingers/anything chewed off by the psychotic little bastards. In fact, if all you got was AIDS, you got off lightly.
2014-03-05 11:53:14 AM  
1 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
Go ahead put your penis in it.
I dare ya.
2014-03-05 11:50:57 AM  
1 votes:
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street. ...
2014-03-05 11:49:39 AM  
1 votes:
Don't f*ck with the dynamite monkey
2014-03-05 11:30:51 AM  
1 votes:
I'll stick with muskrat love.
2014-03-05 11:30:00 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks, Gay Marriage.
2014-03-05 11:24:46 AM  
1 votes:

gopher321: Do I have to buy them dinner first?


No. They'll just eat your face afterwards.
2014-03-05 11:22:54 AM  
1 votes:
I already spank mine.
2014-03-05 10:51:03 AM  
1 votes:
Put on your loving boots Sweetheart, I just booked us two tickets to PLOWTOWN!


i253.photobucket.com
2014-03-05 09:41:59 AM  
1 votes:
Do I have to buy them dinner first?
 
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