yakmans_dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3CIhGXnntMCold Italian Pizza.
CleanAndPure: Do monkeys like anal?
Cygnus God of Balance: I've never let society's rules impede my game.
darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x565]Dr. Drew warned you.
Land Ark: scottydoesntknow: Land Ark: Can I play the piano anymore?Of course you can!Well I couldn't before.
Nurglitch: I'm pretty sure the #1 danger from attempting sex with monkeys (or even chimps, in fact especially chimps) is getting your dick/face/fingers/anything chewed off by the psychotic little bastards. In fact, if all you got was AIDS, you got off lightly.
Kevin Lomax: I already spank mine.
uncleacid: I'll stick with muskrat love.
ongbok: People don't fark monkeys. Do you think monkeys are just sitting around open waiting for humans to come fark them? Monkeys don't want to be farked by people. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey and fark it. Do you think you're just going to walk up to him in the woods and bribe this mutherfarker with fruits and bananas? "Hey, buddy, hey." "Yeah, there you go, buddy, yeah." "There you go with your big red ass". And do you know how strong a monkey is? It would break your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shiat in the tall grass, to never be seen again. shiat is ridiculous.
CygnusDarius: Ghastly: WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.Good day sir!I'm guessing if you access such sites, you will be in a list.Also, you're going to freak out a lot of NSA interns.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 500x347]Approves.
MythDragon: Can I have sex with bunnies in the jungle?
Sybarite: Ooh, that gets macaque excited!
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