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(The New York Times)   Good news everyone. It is once again safe to have sex with monkeys   (nytimes.com) divider line 77
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2014-03-05 11:53:19 AM
Here monkey monkey monkey...

Daddy has got a nice banana for your mouth.
 
2014-03-05 11:54:07 AM
Do monkeys like anal?
 
2014-03-05 11:54:37 AM

yakmans_dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3CIhGXnntM

Cold Italian Pizza.


I could use a lemon squeeze-a
 
2014-03-05 11:56:01 AM

CleanAndPure: Do monkeys like anal?


Not the red-assed ones.
 
2014-03-05 11:56:18 AM

Cygnus God of Balance: I've never let society's rules impede my game.


I don't care about them.
 
2014-03-05 11:58:37 AM

Biff_Steel: yowzssers.


Slut was asking for it... look it how she's dressed
 
2014-03-05 11:59:25 AM
The headline indicates this should be a FollowUp.
Apparently I missed the first notice.
 
2014-03-05 12:02:42 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Dr. Drew warned you.
 
2014-03-05 12:04:41 PM
FTA :

Six other monkeys got a placebo.

www.binaryoptionsthatsuck.com
 
2014-03-05 12:05:07 PM

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x565]

Dr. Drew warned you.


So did Dr. Mephesto

img2.wikia.nocookie.net


/I hear he's working on a FIVE-ass monkey
 
2014-03-05 12:05:17 PM

Land Ark: scottydoesntknow: Land Ark: Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before.


I love you Dr Zaius!
 
2014-03-05 12:32:57 PM
thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-05 12:50:36 PM
I'm pretty sure the #1 danger from attempting sex with monkeys (or even chimps, in fact especially chimps) is getting your dick/face/fingers/anything chewed off by the psychotic little bastards. In fact, if all you got was AIDS, you got off lightly.
 
2014-03-05 12:54:34 PM
MONKEY HATE REAM
 
2014-03-05 12:57:03 PM

Nurglitch: I'm pretty sure the #1 danger from attempting sex with monkeys (or even chimps, in fact especially chimps) is getting your dick/face/fingers/anything chewed off by the psychotic little bastards. In fact, if all you got was AIDS, you got off lightly.


It took me 6 months to train the monkey to suck it without peeling it first
 
2014-03-05 12:59:24 PM

Kevin Lomax: I already spank mine.




Interesting, but do you give it electroshock therapy?
 
2014-03-05 01:02:05 PM

uncleacid: I'll stick with muskrat love.


What about Radar Love? It could be your Electric Barbarella!
 
2014-03-05 01:15:58 PM

ongbok: People don't fark monkeys. Do you think monkeys are just sitting around open waiting for humans to come fark them? Monkeys don't want to be farked by people. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey and fark it. Do you think you're just going to walk up to him in the woods and bribe this mutherfarker with fruits and bananas? "Hey, buddy, hey." "Yeah, there you go, buddy, yeah." "There you go with your big red ass". And do you know how strong a monkey is? It would break your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shiat in the tall grass, to never be seen again. shiat is ridiculous.


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2014-03-05 01:28:33 PM
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2014-03-05 02:19:15 PM
Do I have to buy them dinner first?


high-five
 
2014-03-05 03:04:23 PM
Can I have sex with bunnies in the jungle?
 
2014-03-05 03:20:46 PM

CygnusDarius: Ghastly: WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.

Good day sir!

I'm guessing if you access such sites, you will be in a list.

Also, you're going to freak out a lot of NSA interns.


They'd read my webcomic. They all knew the risks of viewing my internet history.
 
2014-03-05 03:40:05 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 500x347]

Approves.


The Ari character from the 2001 reboot looked better, was single, and did a pictorial in Playboy.

Ari>Zira
 
2014-03-05 03:55:54 PM

MythDragon: Can I have sex with bunnies in the jungle?


Well that's alright by me.  But the tiger and walrus are a snake if we disagree.
 
2014-03-05 04:03:24 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-05 04:41:52 PM

CygnusDarius: Ghastly: WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.

Good day sir!

I'm guessing if you access such sites, you will be in a list.

Also, you're going to freak out a lot of NSA interns.


Heh, reminds me of one of the best Least I Could Do webcomic strips:

www.leasticoulddo.com

/Everyone should check it out.
 
2014-03-06 10:55:24 PM

Sybarite: Ooh, that gets macaque excited!


OMG you just got favorited
 
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