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(The New York Times)   Good news everyone. It is once again safe to have sex with monkeys   (nytimes.com) divider line 77
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2014-03-05 09:41:59 AM
Do I have to buy them dinner first?
 
2014-03-05 09:59:02 AM
Ooh, that gets macaque excited!
 
2014-03-05 10:15:34 AM
Even Davy Jones?
 
2014-03-05 10:17:15 AM
Pray 4 Mojo
 
2014-03-05 10:39:21 AM
i236.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2014-03-05 10:51:03 AM
Put on your loving boots Sweetheart, I just booked us two tickets to PLOWTOWN!


i253.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-05 10:55:03 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Even snow monkees?
 
2014-03-05 11:17:02 AM

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-05 11:19:10 AM
WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.

Good day sir!
 
2014-03-05 11:19:35 AM

Chris Ween: [i586.photobucket.com image 245x180]


Look at that sexy beast
 
2014-03-05 11:21:09 AM
You, uh...you mean it wasn't before?
 
2014-03-05 11:22:31 AM

Ghastly: WTF is with all the NY Times articles requiring an account to read? I thought fark had a policy that banned such links. I'm not subscribing to NY Times just to read an article about sexing up monkeys when there are plenty of websites on the internet that will deliver me 5 minute clips of it for free.

Good day sir!


I'm guessing if you access such sites, you will be in a list.

Also, you're going to freak out a lot of NSA interns.
 
2014-03-05 11:22:44 AM
thatsracist.gif
 
2014-03-05 11:22:54 AM
I already spank mine.
 
2014-03-05 11:23:23 AM
I'm going to DisneyWorld Animal Kingdom!
 
2014-03-05 11:23:32 AM
Yes because we need another AIDS from filthy chimp farkers
 
2014-03-05 11:23:47 AM
Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey
 
2014-03-05 11:24:46 AM

gopher321: Do I have to buy them dinner first?


No. They'll just eat your face afterwards.
 
2014-03-05 11:26:49 AM
Subby, why do you think we would need to know that monkey sex is safe?
 
2014-03-05 11:27:08 AM
I never stopped in the first place.
 
2014-03-05 11:27:16 AM

Sybarite: Ooh, that gets macaque excited!


win!
 
2014-03-05 11:28:27 AM
This could be the solution to the dreaded Cain toad.
 
2014-03-05 11:29:06 AM
Isn't this what got us in trouble in the first place?  Maybe we'll be safe from AIDS, but what about SUPERAIDS?  And ticks?
 
2014-03-05 11:30:00 AM
Thanks, Gay Marriage.
 
2014-03-05 11:30:51 AM
I'll stick with muskrat love.
 
2014-03-05 11:31:47 AM

Oldiron_79: Yes because we need another AIDS from filthy chimp farkers


How will scientist know that there's a new AIDS, if there isn't some monkey farking going on?  Go ahead, and do it for science.  At least wear a lab coat and carry a clipboard when you do it, because that's all you need to make it scientific, per TV ads.
 
2014-03-05 11:32:38 AM
She is a howler.
 
2014-03-05 11:35:14 AM
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey

All my friends are junkies

That's not really true

/not obscure
 
2014-03-05 11:35:49 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com


How did human survive before GIS ?
 
2014-03-05 11:36:53 AM
That's how my boss was made.
 
2014-03-05 11:39:06 AM
www.monkees.net

To late for some Monkees.
 
2014-03-05 11:39:19 AM

SpectroBoy: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 730x411]


How did human survive before GIS ?


I'll willing to fill her in for the monkey.
 
2014-03-05 11:43:05 AM
 
2014-03-05 11:43:33 AM
Can I play the piano anymore?
 
2014-03-05 11:43:58 AM

darth_badger: [www.monkees.net image 850x678]

To late for some Monkees.


Steve Coogan was in The Monkees?
 
2014-03-05 11:44:27 AM

Land Ark: Can I play the piano anymore?


Of course you can!
 
2014-03-05 11:44:40 AM
NBA wives must be so relieved
 
2014-03-05 11:45:54 AM
I've never let society's rules impede my game.
 
2014-03-05 11:46:45 AM
first they throw the poopoo
 
2014-03-05 11:48:27 AM
Dave Chappelle's take on this matter.
 
2014-03-05 11:49:39 AM
Don't f*ck with the dynamite monkey
 
2014-03-05 11:49:46 AM

Kevin Lomax: I already spank mine.


Yeah, well the gag ball is over the top.

/threads like this are what give Fark its flavor
//eeewwwwww
 
2014-03-05 11:50:36 AM
From the article.

"Twice a week, liquid containing human-simian immunodeficiency virus, a hybrid human-monkey version of the virus that causes AIDS, was pumped into their vaginas, simulating sex with an infected monkey. "

/That's hot.
 
2014-03-05 11:50:57 AM
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street. ...
 
2014-03-05 11:51:36 AM
please quit using the expression"wild monkee sex" in favor of something tamer like "feral cats in heat" as sharpton gets too excited now that he is old, and we don't want the naacp frowning on any more shenanigans. thank you for your help on this issue.
 
2014-03-05 11:51:56 AM

scottydoesntknow: Land Ark: Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can!


Well I couldn't before.
 
2014-03-05 11:53:03 AM

yakmans_dad: darth_badger: [www.monkees.net image 850x678]

To late for some Monkees.

Steve Coogan was in The Monkees?


No, no, no. You're thinking of James Coburn, who also founded a charitable foundation, which sells a wildly successful line of condiments, sauces, and convenience foods, and donates the proceeds to charity.
 
2014-03-05 11:53:05 AM
People don't fark monkeys. Do you think monkeys are just sitting around open waiting for humans to come fark them? Monkeys don't want to be farked by people. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey and fark it. Do you think you're just going to walk up to him in the woods and bribe this mutherfarker with fruits and bananas? "Hey, buddy, hey." "Yeah, there you go, buddy, yeah." "There you go with your big red ass". And do you know how strong a monkey is? It would break your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shiat in the tall grass, to never be seen again. shiat is ridiculous.
 
2014-03-05 11:53:06 AM
img.fark.net

yowzssers.
 
2014-03-05 11:53:14 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
Go ahead put your penis in it.
I dare ya.
 
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