Bee-you-ti-ful.

Yet they couldn't play the "Bush In Thirty Seconds" ad...I'm sickened.

More importantly, the Janet Jackson stunt was also approved by me.

Ah-HA!

Ratings. soulless

CBS 1 <3 u

HAHAHA. This isn't surprising.

No Reagans, no Bush in 30 seconds, yes boobs.

Yay for boobs, but boo moraly.

Anything for a buck.

Precisely. What a focking joke. I'm ready for Thunderdome to arrive. I'm sick of it all.

Obvious

Booooooooooooooooooo!


I didn't think Janets career was doing that badly. But I guess it's better than kissing a girl, that's been overdone already.

Al Qaeda strikes again! T3h h0rr0r! T3h h0rr0r!!
/poking out eyes/

nor would they show 'the regans' miniseries. damn liberal media.

enough of her big white titty...i wanna see the streaker!!!

I thought Janet Jackson was in jail for child molestation.

Howard Stern is laughing in the background. Private Parts is the new network playbook.

petitepaco: they did play a moveon.org ad, tho it sucked

Ah, life in the umpteenth minute of fame.

Great, my kid saw this. "Dad, why did she show herself on tv?" Cause she's a slut honey now go back to you homework.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Breasts aren't edgy anymore, people.

Yes!

And they didn't show the streaker ...

for shame. :(

I liked this commerical: Shards O' Glass Freeze Pops

Well DUH!

Ew. Who wants to see her saggy old boobs?

Who cares?
Janet is so farking ugly, what is wrong with you people? She is a Michael Jackson clone.

figures... since most "live" things are ona delay if crazy shiat happens giving them enough time to blank out stuff.

A weiners post and Janets nipples?

Kittens everywhere rejoice!!

Alright, unnamed sources. Three cheers for reliability.

Old and busted....

So, what could possibly be the next step up from partial nudity? Full frontal? Nah, i say full backal. Everyone knows network tv sucks. Now, CBS (I call it the old fogies station) is trying to compete with MTV's stunts. Hopefully this will increse freedom of speech (bushIn30Seconds) and not turn into some kinda nudity filled contest...

hmmm....

NBC, ABC, Get With the Program!!!

Yeah, I wanna see the streaker get leveled as well. Janet is old news now.

How come she looks more like a man every year and her brother looks more like a woman every year? Farked up family, with little talent remaining.

Some people should just fade away.

OH GOD WHAT A SHOCK. I AM IN TOTAL SHOCK. Anyone who thought that wasn't planned out years in advance should have to look at Michael Jackson's nipples.

Shards O' Glass sucked. Another lame ass anti-tobacco add. When will people learn that the more you tell young kids not to do something the more they want to. Kids are going to smoke, hopefully, like me, they will quit; it's not that hard.

Oh for fark's sake, it's just a nipple! We all have them!

LOL

In the words of Robert Evans...

"HELL NO! I'd rather bang Michael at this point!"

Face teh nipple you should not see!!
/sorry Metallica/

Yet they couldn't play the "Bush In Thirty Seconds" ad...I'm sickened.

Well, the thing to keep in mind that this was CBS. Over the years, CBS has brought us "The Dukes of Hazzard," "Walker: Texas Ranger," and "Touched by an Angel." It's too bad WTBS is already taken, because they could probably do pretty well as the "White Trash Broadcasting System" without losing viewers. Hell, it might even help.

Curse the eye of CBS!!!! CURSE IT TO THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS! CURSES TO THAT ONE EYED MONSTER OF ORWELLIAN MACHIVAELLIAN ABOMINATIONS! My eyes!!! argh...

The fact that that this "outraged" anyone is just sad. There were probably tens of thousands of people (babies) who were getting their dinner from just such a source during this "dinner hour" stunt.

What's the big frippin' deal?

Oh my god mammaries!!!!!

It looks like she uses makeup to make her face look darker than the rest of her body...

It would not have been totally lame had it been Charity from SbB :-)

Who calls to complain about that stuff? It's just a boob.

People, if you try to lower the apparent value of boobies, you lower the value of fark.com.

"nipples are common" = blasphemy

Meanwhile in Germany, there's a TV commercial for milk showing a girl fondling both bare boobies.

/just a guess, probably right.

The question is, how is CBS going to outtrash themselves with next week's Grammy Awards?

/scared about "tribute to the beatles"