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(Huffington Post UK)   A look inside the daily world of a high-class hooker: "The 29-year-old charges clients around $2,000 an hour for sex, and was revealed to have take 60 flights, jetted to 19 different cities and had 177 free meals"   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-03-05 08:28:40 AM  
9 votes:
If that $2,000/hour can be pro-rated I'm out the door for less than thirty bucks -- fifty if she includes my tearful apology!
2014-03-05 12:12:46 PM  
3 votes:

que.guero: She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men


Killing Albanians?
2014-03-05 11:50:28 AM  
3 votes:

LesserEvil: I did a GIS on Avery Moore...

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Good for him.


So THAT'S what a $2000 hooker looks like.

I'll stick to buying single moms $5 drafts at the meat draw.
2014-03-05 10:00:58 AM  
3 votes:
Put me down for 2 minutes
2014-03-05 09:45:04 AM  
3 votes:
high-class hoooker

I dunno why but my first thought was the old COOOkie Crisps commercial.
2014-03-05 11:30:05 AM  
2 votes:
I did a GIS on Avery Moore...

img2u.info

Good for him.
2014-03-05 09:50:45 AM  
2 votes:
singleblink.files.wordpress.com
"Call girl. They're only hoookers when they're dead and in your trunk."
2014-03-05 09:28:00 AM  
2 votes:
This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to school for this?
2014-03-05 09:13:38 AM  
2 votes:
Still cheaper than a politician.
2014-03-05 01:26:07 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.


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/you pay me $10!
2014-03-05 12:07:46 PM  
1 votes:
so it's too late to start at 40?  Dammit.
2014-03-05 12:07:33 PM  
1 votes:

que.guero: She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men


She lets them stick it in her pooper?
2014-03-05 12:06:20 PM  
1 votes:
Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.
2014-03-05 11:53:14 AM  
1 votes:

Carn: That's $33.33 per minute if you guys need to calculate.


Then I only need $50 worth.
2014-03-05 11:46:52 AM  
1 votes:

Carn: That's $33.33 per minute if you guys need to calculate.


Yes, but I broke it down to $0.56 a second because I am a cheapskate and don't want to be overcharged.
2014-03-05 10:41:37 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, cream pie charts of fetishes, etc.


fixed that for me.
2014-03-05 10:28:40 AM  
1 votes:
For that kinda money I better not be able to walk after that and have a smile that lasts the rest of my life. And in a few years she will probably have to lower her prices a tad. But I think I will have to change jobs now I think my hooker name will be Fred Garvin.
2014-03-05 09:59:31 AM  
1 votes:
Well according to that  Easy-To-Follow Penis Size Guide if your dingus isn't 8 1/4 inches long and 6 1/2 inches around, you ain't please'n nobody but yo seff.
2014-03-05 09:59:08 AM  
1 votes:

natmar_76: This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to schoool for this?


FTFY.

OK, seriously, based on a surprisingly insightful article on prostitution (I think it was on Cracked but whatever), assuming it's true?  No.  The lady was turning tricks her first day on the job.  Notably, the most important skill she claims she learned on the job was negotiation.  Not to get better at what she does, but to demand more money for it.  So it's more a marketing-based swindling operation than actually having an eye for quality matching the prices they charge.  Some things just don't change.

For $2000 an hour I'd expect world-class service of the likes of a modern-day courtesan -- she'd better be able to sing, dance, flirt, seduce, dress to an occasion, bend herself in any Kama Sutra position and otherwise know how to give a guy the best hour of his life.  I actually think there's merit to the idea of a highly skilled, professional adult entertainer, but they'd better be highly skilled and professional -- and I've yet to even hear of an example worth anywhere near $2k/hour.
2014-03-05 09:46:40 AM  
1 votes:
High class whore should be added to the list of potential careers suggested by guidance counselors.
2014-03-05 09:44:13 AM  
1 votes:
I enjoy sex with wimmen, but for $2000 an hour, I'd better wind up taller, thinner, and with more hair and whiter teeth than when I started.
2014-03-05 09:41:03 AM  
1 votes:

BizarreMan: Still cheaper than a politician.


Still cheaper than a wife.
2014-03-05 09:33:26 AM  
1 votes:
Well, I suppose a hooker who gives you an extra "o" might be with that much.
2014-03-05 09:32:08 AM  
1 votes:
I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, pie charts of fetishes, etc.
2014-03-05 09:31:13 AM  
1 votes:
And the married man's erectile dysfunction suddenly disappears.
 
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