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(Huffington Post UK)   A look inside the daily world of a high-class hooker: "The 29-year-old charges clients around $2,000 an hour for sex, and was revealed to have take 60 flights, jetted to 19 different cities and had 177 free meals"   ( divider line
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2014-03-05 09:32:08 AM  
3 votes:
I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, pie charts of fetishes, etc.
2014-03-05 11:50:28 AM  
2 votes:

LesserEvil: I did a GIS on Avery Moore...

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Good for him.

So THAT'S what a $2000 hooker looks like.

I'll stick to buying single moms $5 drafts at the meat draw.
2014-03-05 10:39:25 AM  
2 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.

I doubt she has anything to show for it. Whenever you see these types of articles it is either 1 or two things. If the person isn't indentifying themselves and wants to remain anonymous  it is usually some made up story by the writer. If the person is actually identifying themselves, they are usually trying to hock a book or get a TV deal, and that is usually a sign that they are desperate for money if they are willing to put that part of their life out like that.
2014-03-05 01:26:07 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.

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/you pay me $10!
2014-03-05 12:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
I actually know a young lady who is in this business...

She's attractive but not what most people would consider hot.

She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men - She usually gets flown somewhere for the weekend and comes back $20k better off. She's one of those "Seeking Arrangements" girls...

Let's face it, if guys could get an older woman to fly you first class to Hawaii for a weekend romp and give you $20k "pocket money", we'd lose our scruples pretty quickly.
2014-03-05 11:38:53 AM  
1 vote:
Pfft. Not even an Olympic-class athlete.
2014-03-05 10:57:34 AM  
1 vote:
That's a pretty nice body, though not $2000-an-hour nice.

Not sure what's up with the control top panties though.  Sis do u even crunch?
2014-03-05 10:00:58 AM  
1 vote:
Put me down for 2 minutes
2014-03-05 09:59:08 AM  
1 vote:

natmar_76: This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to schoool for this?


OK, seriously, based on a surprisingly insightful article on prostitution (I think it was on Cracked but whatever), assuming it's true?  No.  The lady was turning tricks her first day on the job.  Notably, the most important skill she claims she learned on the job was negotiation.  Not to get better at what she does, but to demand more money for it.  So it's more a marketing-based swindling operation than actually having an eye for quality matching the prices they charge.  Some things just don't change.

For $2000 an hour I'd expect world-class service of the likes of a modern-day courtesan -- she'd better be able to sing, dance, flirt, seduce, dress to an occasion, bend herself in any Kama Sutra position and otherwise know how to give a guy the best hour of his life.  I actually think there's merit to the idea of a highly skilled, professional adult entertainer, but they'd better be highly skilled and professional -- and I've yet to even hear of an example worth anywhere near $2k/hour.
2014-03-05 09:44:13 AM  
1 vote:
I enjoy sex with wimmen, but for $2000 an hour, I'd better wind up taller, thinner, and with more hair and whiter teeth than when I started.
2014-03-05 09:41:38 AM  
1 vote:
hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.
2014-03-05 09:31:13 AM  
1 vote:
And the married man's erectile dysfunction suddenly disappears.
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