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(Huffington Post UK)   A look inside the daily world of a high-class hooker: "The 29-year-old charges clients around $2,000 an hour for sex, and was revealed to have take 60 flights, jetted to 19 different cities and had 177 free meals"   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 80
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2014-03-05 11:44:55 AM  
You really must be a loser if you can't find a wife that earns more than she spends. But I guess divorce or suffering is the only option if that is the only way you can score.
 
2014-03-05 11:46:52 AM  

Carn: That's $33.33 per minute if you guys need to calculate.


Yes, but I broke it down to $0.56 a second because I am a cheapskate and don't want to be overcharged.
 
2014-03-05 11:50:28 AM  

LesserEvil: I did a GIS on Avery Moore...

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Good for him.


So THAT'S what a $2000 hooker looks like.

I'll stick to buying single moms $5 drafts at the meat draw.
 
2014-03-05 11:53:14 AM  

Carn: That's $33.33 per minute if you guys need to calculate.


Then I only need $50 worth.
 
2014-03-05 11:59:24 AM  
That's it, I'm changing careers. See ya later, General Contracting.
 
2014-03-05 12:01:59 PM  
I actually know a young lady who is in this business...

She's attractive but not what most people would consider hot.

She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men - She usually gets flown somewhere for the weekend and comes back $20k better off. She's one of those "Seeking Arrangements" girls...

Let's face it, if guys could get an older woman to fly you first class to Hawaii for a weekend romp and give you $20k "pocket money", we'd lose our scruples pretty quickly.
 
2014-03-05 12:02:23 PM  
Came here to post that its only $60 for me... see I've been beat.

How much is it to be beat?
 
2014-03-05 12:03:08 PM  
If you're a politician, or otherwise have a reputation to maintain, this is way cheaper than blackmail.

/prepaid blackmail?
 
2014-03-05 12:06:20 PM  
Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.
 
2014-03-05 12:07:33 PM  

que.guero: She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men


She lets them stick it in her pooper?
 
2014-03-05 12:07:46 PM  
so it's too late to start at 40?  Dammit.
 
2014-03-05 12:10:03 PM  
Really that body gets 2K an hour? shiat I can pick that up at a bar any weekend. Of course I'm not 50+.

/it's gonna suck when I hit the point where I'd have to pay to fark hot girls.
//I better get rich.
 
2014-03-05 12:12:46 PM  

que.guero: She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men


Killing Albanians?
 
2014-03-05 12:14:50 PM  

natmar_76: This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to school for this?


According to the ads I've read head about, they're all students.
 
2014-03-05 12:20:01 PM  
2k an hour? Still cheaper than divorce.
 
2014-03-05 12:26:53 PM  
There are tons of freaky women and men out there, ones that will fark for free. Novel idea, I know. If you have more charisma than a tree stump, and better looks than a schnauzer's hairy ass, you can get laid by fairly attractive people
 
2014-03-05 12:29:34 PM  
If Marilyn Monroe were starting out today, this is what she would be.
 
2014-03-05 01:03:54 PM  
2000 an hour, she worked 1594 hours.
Damn that girl makes 2,788,000 In a year. Not bad ill work for half that.
 
2014-03-05 01:10:27 PM  
There is that old quote, "you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them to go away after the sex".
 
2014-03-05 01:25:31 PM  

Shadow Blasko: TrainingWheelsNeeded: hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.

At 30 you start training as a fetish-specific dominatrix, and then you can double your rates (easily) and continue working till you are 50.

/srsly.


Still won't make 2000€ an hour though.
 
2014-03-05 01:26:07 PM  

Carn: Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.


1.bp.blogspot.com
/you pay me $10!
 
2014-03-05 01:34:23 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Really that body gets 2K an hour? shiat I can pick that up at a bar any weekend. Of course I'm not 50+.

/it's gonna suck when I hit the point where I'd have to pay to fark hot girls.
//I better get rich.


Before I started dating my GF I would hook up now and then when me and the roomate would go out to bars. I jsut figured there young ladies there were impressed I owned my own place and didnt live with my parents or that I didnt smell like fried food. Maybe they just thought I was rich because I owne my own place ........hahahahahahaha
 
2014-03-05 01:36:05 PM  

Trocadero: Carn: Can a man-whore earn this much?  I'm asking for a friend.

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/you pay me $10!


Deuce, you the best he-biatch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

/really need to watch that again
 
2014-03-05 05:29:35 PM  
How much for three minutes?
 
2014-03-05 11:03:47 PM  

que.guero: I actually know a young lady who is in this business...

She's attractive but not what most people would consider hot.

She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men - She usually gets flown somewhere for the weekend and comes back $20k better off. She's one of those "Seeking Arrangements" girls...

Let's face it, if guys could get an older woman to fly you first class to Hawaii for a weekend romp and give you $20k "pocket money", we'd lose our scruples pretty quickly.


The vast majority are not able to pull that kind of money.  The average girl may get $200/hr...hotter women get $300-350 depending upon geographic location and fetishes.  Porn stars make more hooking than they do doing scenes ($1500-2000/hr).

I wonder what separates the $2k girl from the $300 girl?  There can't be that much difference in hotness.
 
2014-03-06 12:38:08 AM  
Meh cheaper than my wife and we've only been married two years
 
2014-03-06 07:13:13 AM  

slayer199: que.guero: I actually know a young lady who is in this business...

She's attractive but not what most people would consider hot.

She does, however, possess a very specific set of skills that keep her in the company of lots of high net worth older men - She usually gets flown somewhere for the weekend and comes back $20k better off. She's one of those "Seeking Arrangements" girls...

Let's face it, if guys could get an older woman to fly you first class to Hawaii for a weekend romp and give you $20k "pocket money", we'd lose our scruples pretty quickly.

The vast majority are not able to pull that kind of money.  The average girl may get $200/hr...hotter women get $300-350 depending upon geographic location and fetishes.  Porn stars make more hooking than they do doing scenes ($1500-2000/hr).

I wonder what separates the $2k girl from the $300 girl?  There can't be that much difference in hotness.


Probably the same thing that separates Grey Goose from other vodkas.
 
2014-03-06 07:15:09 AM  

slayer199: I find it difficult to believe that she made more than $2million dollars hooking.  Porn stars charge $1500-2000 for escorting and few of them are millionaires.


Yes but they have drug problems and scummy boyfriends that use them for their money and they blow it all on stupid things and overly expensive houses. You can blow through very large amounts of money quickly if you're a complete idiot.
 
2014-03-06 07:17:15 AM  

ambercat: Probably the same thing that separates Grey Goose from other vodkas.


Marketing?
 
2014-03-06 09:27:48 AM  

slayer199: ambercat: Probably the same thing that separates Grey Goose from other vodkas.

Marketing?


Exactly. Some people WANT the $2,000 escort because she's $2,000.
 
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