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(Huffington Post UK)   A look inside the daily world of a high-class hooker: "The 29-year-old charges clients around $2,000 an hour for sex, and was revealed to have take 60 flights, jetted to 19 different cities and had 177 free meals"   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 80
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2014-03-05 08:28:40 AM  
If that $2,000/hour can be pro-rated I'm out the door for less than thirty bucks -- fifty if she includes my tearful apology!
 
2014-03-05 08:38:52 AM  
Don't know what her face looks like, but apparently this is her body.

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2014-03-05 09:13:38 AM  
Still cheaper than a politician.
 
2014-03-05 09:25:40 AM  
$2000 grand an hour seems high, but according to her website you can get 24 hours for only $8500, which is quite a bargain.
 
2014-03-05 09:27:11 AM  
Free meals? Does she get a free medical and dental too?
 
2014-03-05 09:27:50 AM  
It's always cheaper to pay a professional, guys.
Always.

That said, a fool and his (or her) money are soon parted.
 
2014-03-05 09:28:00 AM  
This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to school for this?
 
2014-03-05 09:28:54 AM  
Link on the page:
Penis Size Guide: Women Reveal Ideal Length And Girth In Easy-To-Follow Guide


Guide??
 
2014-03-05 09:31:13 AM  
And the married man's erectile dysfunction suddenly disappears.
 
2014-03-05 09:32:08 AM  
I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, pie charts of fetishes, etc.
 
2014-03-05 09:33:26 AM  
Well, I suppose a hooker who gives you an extra "o" might be with that much.
 
2014-03-05 09:33:36 AM  
If the picture posted above is real, that's a sad 29.

//Yeah yeah, sharp knees.
 
2014-03-05 09:34:10 AM  
With should be worth
 
2014-03-05 09:38:22 AM  

Greek: With should be worth


Can't it be both?
 
2014-03-05 09:41:03 AM  

BizarreMan: Still cheaper than a politician.


Still cheaper than a wife.
 
2014-03-05 09:41:38 AM  
hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.
 
2014-03-05 09:42:50 AM  

nitefallz: If the picture posted above is real, that's a sad 29.

//Yeah yeah, sharp knees.


Seriously? I can't even figure out what you'd find wrong with that picture that would be age related.
 
2014-03-05 09:44:13 AM  
I enjoy sex with wimmen, but for $2000 an hour, I'd better wind up taller, thinner, and with more hair and whiter teeth than when I started.
 
2014-03-05 09:44:47 AM  
What's the up charge to get one that is crying while she's doing it?
 
2014-03-05 09:45:04 AM  
high-class hoooker

I dunno why but my first thought was the old COOOkie Crisps commercial.
 
2014-03-05 09:46:40 AM  
High class whore should be added to the list of potential careers suggested by guidance counselors.
 
2014-03-05 09:46:52 AM  
It would be a bad investment for me. For $2000 I would expect orgasms that would kill me.
 
2014-03-05 09:47:02 AM  
Joanna Lumley (playing top of the class hooker Marjorie Majors) from the movie Shirley Valentine.

www.moviemarket.com
And stop calling me Shirley.
 
2014-03-05 09:48:04 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets?


Isn't that called Craigslist?
 
2014-03-05 09:48:30 AM  
Looking at the bottom of the news article, she looks just like Kate Upton.
 
2014-03-05 09:50:45 AM  
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"Call girl. They're only hoookers when they're dead and in your trunk."
 
2014-03-05 09:58:34 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: It's always cheaper to pay a professional, guys.
Always.

That said, a fool and his (or her) money are soon parted.


I can usually pull from Japanese bars for the price of two or three Suntory well whiskeys. If you have to pay a lot for sex, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-03-05 09:59:08 AM  

natmar_76: This sounds like a good line of work. Do you have to go to schoool for this?


FTFY.

OK, seriously, based on a surprisingly insightful article on prostitution (I think it was on Cracked but whatever), assuming it's true?  No.  The lady was turning tricks her first day on the job.  Notably, the most important skill she claims she learned on the job was negotiation.  Not to get better at what she does, but to demand more money for it.  So it's more a marketing-based swindling operation than actually having an eye for quality matching the prices they charge.  Some things just don't change.

For $2000 an hour I'd expect world-class service of the likes of a modern-day courtesan -- she'd better be able to sing, dance, flirt, seduce, dress to an occasion, bend herself in any Kama Sutra position and otherwise know how to give a guy the best hour of his life.  I actually think there's merit to the idea of a highly skilled, professional adult entertainer, but they'd better be highly skilled and professional -- and I've yet to even hear of an example worth anywhere near $2k/hour.
 
2014-03-05 09:59:31 AM  
Well according to that  Easy-To-Follow Penis Size Guide if your dingus isn't 8 1/4 inches long and 6 1/2 inches around, you ain't please'n nobody but yo seff.
 
2014-03-05 09:59:55 AM  
i.huffpost.com

Ehhh Might be worth the money.  Cheaper than that vegas whore house thats for sure.  Hellovalot cheaper than dating these days.
 
2014-03-05 10:00:58 AM  
Put me down for 2 minutes
 
2014-03-05 10:19:19 AM  
"How to be a High Priced Whore", by Velvet Jones

/who wrote the book of love?
//Velvet!
 
2014-03-05 10:28:40 AM  
For that kinda money I better not be able to walk after that and have a smile that lasts the rest of my life. And in a few years she will probably have to lower her prices a tad. But I think I will have to change jobs now I think my hooker name will be Fred Garvin.
 
2014-03-05 10:29:34 AM  
ambercat: "I can't even figure out what you'd find wrong with that picture that would be age related."

Extremely-high-waisted panties?
 
2014-03-05 10:35:24 AM  
I find it difficult to believe that she made more than $2million dollars hooking.  Porn stars charge $1500-2000 for escorting and few of them are millionaires.
 
2014-03-05 10:36:52 AM  

ringersol: ambercat: "I can't even figure out what you'd find wrong with that picture that would be age related."

Extremely-high-waisted panties?


yeah.  Those border on being spanx.

/would still hit.
 
2014-03-05 10:38:46 AM  

slayer199: I find it difficult to believe that she made more than $2million dollars hooking.  Porn stars charge $1500-2000 for escorting and few of them are millionaires.


At 2K a throw, that would be 1,000 interludes.  At one a day, that's under three years.  If you can hold onto your cash and not blow it on coke and fast living, you could make some serious bank.
 
2014-03-05 10:39:25 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.


I doubt she has anything to show for it. Whenever you see these types of articles it is either 1 or two things. If the person isn't indentifying themselves and wants to remain anonymous  it is usually some made up story by the writer. If the person is actually identifying themselves, they are usually trying to hock a book or get a TV deal, and that is usually a sign that they are desperate for money if they are willing to put that part of their life out like that.
 
2014-03-05 10:41:37 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, cream pie charts of fetishes, etc.


fixed that for me.
 
2014-03-05 10:45:58 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.


At 30 you start training as a fetish-specific dominatrix, and then you can double your rates (easily) and continue working till you are 50.

/srsly.
 
2014-03-05 10:57:34 AM  
That's a pretty nice body, though not $2000-an-hour nice.

Not sure what's up with the control top panties though.  Sis do u even crunch?
 
2014-03-05 11:01:18 AM  
If I do the math it's still probably cheaper than getting married.
 
2014-03-05 11:03:28 AM  
I would guess she charges different rates for different services (eye candy, crying/biatching shoulder, massage, etc). I'm guess the $8500/day figure blends all the rates.

Curious. I wonder if she has any women clients?
 
2014-03-05 11:04:37 AM  

Shadow Blasko: TrainingWheelsNeeded: hope she's investing. wonder what the shelf life is for high-end escort. 34? 35? Is there is there a minor league circuit she tramp around in before having to hit the streets? If I had the money, I'd defile it.

At 30 you start training as a fetish-specific dominatrix, and then you can double your rates (easily) and continue working till you are 50.

/srsly.


craziness.
 
2014-03-05 11:30:05 AM  
I did a GIS on Avery Moore...

img2u.info

Good for him.
 
2014-03-05 11:33:17 AM  
Article sucks without decent pics.

And if Sybarite's pic is anything to go by, I call crap.  Not only can I see ribs but she has no whip marks ... hardly worth $2000 an hour.

$2000 a month maybe, but then I may as well get married.
 
2014-03-05 11:34:54 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I like the infographic, but it would be much more interesting to plots of orifices violated, body parts ejaculated onto, pie charts of fetishes, etc.


Soul points lost.
 
2014-03-05 11:35:30 AM  
That's $33.33 per minute if you guys need to calculate.
 
2014-03-05 11:38:53 AM  
Pfft. Not even an Olympic-class athlete.
 
2014-03-05 11:42:02 AM  
She contributes to rape culture.
 
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