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(The Richest)   Here are 10 things you didn't know about Hulk Hogan. His orange Pringles can-like genitalia and involvement in 9/11 were suspiciously left off the list   ( therichest.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Hulk Hogan, Pringles, Royal Rumble, The Rock, WWE Hall of Fame, Randy Savage, orange, sports entertainment  
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2014-03-05 09:37:34 AM  
YAPPAPI!!!
 
2014-03-05 09:41:35 AM  
Ok, I'm going to blast the hell out of that shiatty rap now.
 
2014-03-05 09:41:36 AM  
He's fond of his daughter.
media2.intoday.in
 
2014-03-05 10:01:15 AM  
Not 1 mention of Thunder in Paradise???
 
2014-03-05 10:05:58 AM  
His hair is blond, yet silken, like that of a Chinese man.
 
2014-03-05 10:08:13 AM  
And the Ultimate Warrior.

www.viprumor.com
 
2014-03-05 10:09:24 AM  

elguerodiablo: And the Ultimate Warrior.


That's a mouthful of destrucity right there.
 
2014-03-05 10:11:55 AM  
Theres a "leaked" sex tape.  Orange pringles can is being way too disingenuous.
 
2014-03-05 10:39:20 AM  
Does Hulk smash slide-shows???
 
2014-03-05 10:46:09 AM  

Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus: His hair is blond, yet silken, like that of a Chinese man.


Blonde Chinese hair and skin of a hot dog.
 
2014-03-05 11:09:46 AM  
I like how they listed his wrasslin' titles as accomplishments as if he had won them in a competition. It's like saying Tom Hanks accomplished being a ship captain or a Fed Ex employee who gets stranded on an island.
 
2014-03-05 11:20:13 AM  

Kevin Lomax: I like how they listed his wrasslin' titles as accomplishments as if he had won them in a competition. It's like saying Tom Hanks accomplished being a ship captain or a Fed Ex employee who gets stranded on an island.


Wrestling belts are more like Oscars. The biggest money draw gets the belt. So "winning" a world title I. Wrestling is an accomplishment.
 
2014-03-05 11:21:08 AM  

elguerodiablo: And the Ultimate Warrior.

[www.viprumor.com image 460x554]


Didn't the Iron Sheik had a massive boner when he was grappling/being grappled by Hogan?.
 
2014-03-05 11:37:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wrestling belts are more like Oscars. The biggest money draw gets the belt. So "winning" a world title I. Wrestling is an accomplishment.


Except the money's in the chase!
 
2014-03-05 11:40:45 AM  
Why isn't this in the entertainment tab...oh wait...

I'll add one to the Andre the Giant one.  Andre used to plunk beer cans off of Hogan's head when driving between events.  Hogan would count them to know how soon he had to stop to get another case.
 
2014-03-05 11:46:42 AM  

Daquin: Why isn't this in the entertainment tab...oh wait...

I'll add one to the Andre the Giant one.  Andre used to plunk beer cans off of Hogan's head when driving between events.  Hogan would count them to know how soon he had to stop to get another case.


His 119 cans of beer bender is something I still strive for. I think I'd die.
 
2014-03-05 11:52:08 AM  

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Wrestling belts are more like Oscars. The biggest money draw gets the belt. So "winning" a world title I. Wrestling is an accomplishment.

Except the money's in the chase!


Depends on the booking style.

Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.
 
2014-03-05 12:16:44 PM  

CygnusDarius: elguerodiablo: And the Ultimate Warrior.

[www.viprumor.com image 460x554]

Didn't the Iron Sheik had a massive boner when he was grappling/being grappled by Hogan?.


Massive is a very subjective term but yes.  Yes he did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQO874tjV7Q

Pre-Camel Clutch wrestle rager.

/that was highlarious.  I didnt know about that. Thanks for the tip.
 
2014-03-05 12:27:08 PM  
Man, Randy Macho Man Savage used every sound on that Casio to make that rap.
 
2014-03-05 12:48:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Kevin Lomax: I like how they listed his wrasslin' titles as accomplishments as if he had won them in a competition. It's like saying Tom Hanks accomplished being a ship captain or a Fed Ex employee who gets stranded on an island.

Wrestling belts are more like Oscars. The biggest money draw gets the belt. So "winning" a world title I. Wrestling is an accomplishment.


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2014-03-05 01:05:19 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Ok, I'm going to blast the hell out of that shiatty rap now.


found that album (hulk Hogan and the wrestlingboot band) at kmart for 5 dollars my freshman year of college. It got a lot of play for the next 4 years
 
2014-03-05 01:15:11 PM  
They forgot #11:  He starts every sentence with "WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN' BROTHER..."
 
2014-03-05 01:16:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: elguerodiablo: And the Ultimate Warrior.

That's a mouthful of destrucity right there.


You owe me a keyboard, a monitor AND part of the drink I just spit out in response to your post. XD
 
2014-03-05 01:42:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.


You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.
 
2014-03-05 02:03:00 PM  
Boy'd rage?

/greco-roman.
 
2014-03-05 02:04:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.


Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.
 
2014-03-05 02:25:20 PM  
Maybe after 'Mania he can put that Pringles can to work in the manwhorin' business with Buff Bagwell.
 
2014-03-05 02:42:41 PM  

buckeyebrain: FirstNationalBastard: Kevin Lomax: I like how they listed his wrasslin' titles as accomplishments as if he had won them in a competition. It's like saying Tom Hanks accomplished being a ship captain or a Fed Ex employee who gets stranded on an island.

Wrestling belts are more like Oscars. The biggest money draw gets the belt. So "winning" a world title I. Wrestling is an accomplishment.

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 320x240]


...RUSSO DOESN'T COUNT!
 
2014-03-05 02:49:21 PM  
He is still trying to hide from Booker T and Stevie Ray
 
2014-03-05 06:20:11 PM  

Rwa2play: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.

Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.


ECW Booking?

There is no money. You do it for the love of the SPORT of PROFFESIONAL WRESTLING, not for the glory, but because your ability got you to the dance, because believe me, THIS IS THE DANCE! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!
 
2014-03-05 06:26:35 PM  

Hugo Zorilla: Rwa2play: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.

Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.

ECW Booking?

There is no money. You do it for the love of the SPORT of PROFFESIONAL WRESTLING, not for the glory, but because your ability got you to the dance, because believe me, THIS IS THE DANCE! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!


*Drink Koolaid, defenestrate yourself*
 
2014-03-05 06:38:13 PM  
Those three rules had a fourth, which was probably the most important of the Demandments, "believe in yourself."

There was also a fifth demandment, "Believe in Hulk Hogan," which was brought out when the marks started getting bored of his invincible babyface schtick in the early '90s and also the Zahorian steroid scandal.

The story of Hiro Matsuda breaking his leg on his first day of training is almost certainly kayfabed.
 
2014-03-05 08:08:56 PM  

Hugo Zorilla: Rwa2play: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.

Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.

ECW Booking?

There is no money. You do it for the love of the SPORT of PROFFESIONAL WRESTLING, not for the glory, but because your ability got you to the dance, because believe me, THIS IS THE DANCE! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!


GLOW Booking? The money's in the nudie shots you do after your career tanks.
 
2014-03-05 08:54:06 PM  
static.fjcdn.com

I gotta be the first?!
 
2014-03-05 09:05:26 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Hugo Zorilla: Rwa2play: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.

Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.

ECW Booking?

There is no money. You do it for the love of the SPORT of PROFFESIONAL WRESTLING, not for the glory, but because your ability got you to the dance, because believe me, THIS IS THE DANCE! ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!

GLOW Booking? The money's in the nudie shots you do after your career tanks.


Er... got any GLOW examples? I'm asking for a friend....
 
2014-03-05 10:17:29 PM  

commisioner: Nix Nightbird:
GLOW Booking? The money's in the nudie shots you do after your career tanks.

Er... got any GLOW examples? I'm asking for a friend....


Tiffany Million?
 
2014-03-05 11:11:42 PM  
Can't forget the masterpiece that is 'No Holds Barred'!


www.i-mockery.com

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!?!

www.bradycarlson.com

D-D-D-DOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

img.photobucket.com

DOOKIE?!?!!?
 
2014-03-06 02:46:29 AM  
#6 Honey I Shrunk the...Hulk?

yeah, I can believe he lost a few inches. I doubt he has much in the way of disks left in his back and neck. Between that and the number of operations on his spine, it's not inconceivable for him to be a few inches shorter than when he started his career.
 
2014-03-06 02:48:37 AM  

Katolu: Daquin: Why isn't this in the entertainment tab...oh wait...

I'll add one to the Andre the Giant one.  Andre used to plunk beer cans off of Hogan's head when driving between events.  Hogan would count them to know how soon he had to stop to get another case.

His 119 cans of beer bender is something I still strive for. I think I'd die.


I couldn't do that in a month
 
2014-03-06 02:50:24 AM  

Rwa2play: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Traditional WWF? The belt is on the money, and the people pay to see the hero overcome the monster.

Traditional NWA/JCP Booking? The money's in the chase, because the baby face is always trying to overcome the cheating heel champ.

You're right, and I like this game. BTW, it's now a game.

World Class booking? The money's in your last name. Push yourself then sons, even if they don't want to wrestle.

AWA booking? The money's in you, because you bought the promotion and made yourself world champion.

Now it's someone else's turn.

Detroit booking?  The money's on The Sheik, because he brings the heat.


Vince Russo booking? Man, who the f*ck knows....
 
2014-03-06 05:00:02 PM  

buckeyebrain: commisioner: Nix Nightbird:
GLOW Booking? The money's in the nudie shots you do after your career tanks.

Er... got any GLOW examples? I'm asking for a friend....

Tiffany Million?


She was in GLOW?
 
2014-03-06 05:16:27 PM  

Rwa2play: buckeyebrain: commisioner: Nix Nightbird:
GLOW Booking? The money's in the nudie shots you do after your career tanks.

Er... got any GLOW examples? I'm asking for a friend....

Tiffany Million?

She was in GLOW?


Yes, her Wikipedia page covers her history there.
 
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