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(WebMD)   One in three people in Tennessee uses narcotic painkillers. The other two just leave the room when someone puts on country music   ( divider line
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2014-03-05 10:00:14 AM  
7 votes:
Someone should write a Country song about this.

You picked a fine time to leave me, Mary Beth
2 kids on Oxy and the other's on Meth....
2014-03-05 11:57:50 AM  
2 votes:

Summoner101: That's why I listen to Western

why not both?
2014-03-05 09:58:09 AM  
2 votes:
The other two have to hide their meds when the third visits.
2014-03-05 12:15:34 PM  
1 vote:

cwolf20: Meh. I wonder if a friend will tell me about the 3 different sleep pills he's been prescribed for the simple tiny task of sleeping at night. He's gone for a week straight several times a year unable to sleep without medicine.

At least it beats the one time a psychiatrist thought he needed something else instead of sleeping pills. That was an interesting 6 month time frame he doesn't remember anything about.  Including a job he applied for, worked for, and quit from.  Everyone there remembers him, and a few are afraid of him. He doesn't know what happened.

I had the same thing happen to a friend of mine.  He couldn't sleep, and the doctor didn't want him to have any more meds, even after he told the doctor he was in pain the doctor scoffed at him.  So he started going to these therapy sessions and ended up starting a club of his own which eventually morphed into a criminal ring and he blew up a bunch of credit card buildings on the same day he shot himself in the face.  He's fine now, it was just a really weird time for him.
2014-03-05 12:07:46 PM  
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