Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Pacific Standard Magazine)   Banging professors or selling them weed is more likely to net you a degree   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely  
•       •       •

4022 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2014 at 9:16 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-05 10:20:36 AM  
1 vote:
No snark, there's easily two reasons for this...

1. Those in a fraternity or sorority have access to old tests and assignments that those outside do not. They also have access to upper class men to help with their homework.
2. Those outside of fraternities and sororities are in a new environment away from their friends and families. Many of them will get homesick and depressed and eventually drop out their first year.
2014-03-05 10:03:09 AM  
1 vote:
"My college professor smokes a lotta grass, she's gonna makes sure we pass.
Thats how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nubiannometry"
Displayed 2 of 2 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.