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(Pacific Standard Magazine)   Banging professors or selling them weed is more likely to net you a degree   (psmag.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-05 09:31:25 AM
Agrees.
llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2014-03-05 09:39:29 AM
What about selling them weed with a side a sex?

/these studies are important
 
2014-03-05 09:42:15 AM
How do you think Fartbongo graduated.
 
2014-03-05 10:03:09 AM
"My college professor smokes a lotta grass, she's gonna makes sure we pass.
Thats how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nubiannometry"
-Afroman


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qprAfvN4bos
 
2014-03-05 10:20:36 AM
No snark, there's easily two reasons for this...

1. Those in a fraternity or sorority have access to old tests and assignments that those outside do not. They also have access to upper class men to help with their homework.
2. Those outside of fraternities and sororities are in a new environment away from their friends and families. Many of them will get homesick and depressed and eventually drop out their first year.
 
2014-03-05 10:34:44 AM
Fraternities; because it's not what you know, it's WHO you know.

/non-traditional students are totally screwed.
//Not allowed to join fraternities.
 
2014-03-05 11:44:41 AM

Gabrielmot: No snark, there's easily two reasons for this...

1. Those in a fraternity or sorority have access to old tests and assignments that those outside do not. They also have access to upper class men to help with their homework.
2. Those outside of fraternities and sororities are in a new environment away from their friends and families. Many of them will get homesick and depressed and eventually drop out their first year.


3.Those in Greek organizations more than likely came from a higher socioeconomic strata that ensures a greater rate of success through family support and enhanced financial means.
 
2014-03-05 11:45:58 AM

pxlboy: Gabrielmot: No snark, there's easily two reasons for this...

1. Those in a fraternity or sorority have access to old tests and assignments that those outside do not. They also have access to upper class men to help with their homework.
2. Those outside of fraternities and sororities are in a new environment away from their friends and families. Many of them will get homesick and depressed and eventually drop out their first year.

3.Those in Greek organizations more than likely came from a higher socioeconomic strata that ensures a greater rate of success through family support and enhanced financial means.


3a. Are also not likely to be working (beyond an upperclassman internship) during school, either. See #3 for clarification.
 
2014-03-05 12:23:49 PM

Glenford: Agrees.
[llamabutchers.mu.nu image 253x329]


hat tipped in your direction, sir.
 
2014-03-05 12:35:17 PM
pxlboy: pxlboy: Gabrielmot: No snark, there's easily two reasons for this...

1. Those in a fraternity or sorority have access to old tests and assignments that those outside do not. They also have access to upper class men to help with their homework.  True
2. Those outside of fraternities and sororities are in a new environment away from their friends and families. Many of them will get homesick and depressed and eventually drop out their first year.  True

3.Those in Greek organizations more than likely came from a higher socioeconomic strata that ensures a greater rate of success through family support and enhanced financial means. False

3a. Are also not likely to be working (beyond an upperclassman internship) during school, either. See #3 for clarification.  False

Sorry to lay waste to your excuses.

/SPE
 
2014-03-05 08:03:40 PM

HipsterTrash: How do you think Fartbongo graduated.


Do we know he graduated?  His records are sealed, no?
 
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