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2004-02-01 09:08:44 PM
Sigh. good times.
 
2004-02-01 09:08:47 PM
shoot, I missed it.
 
2004-02-01 09:08:48 PM
about time
 
2004-02-01 09:08:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
 
2004-02-01 09:08:55 PM
ALL NOT SAFE FOR WORK

www.chaoshosting.net/janet_superbowl.avi
http://www.insanegamers.net/east/janet.jpg
http://heliosj.iddings.us/janet.jpg and http://jaymz.sytes.net/images/jj-boob2.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:08:59 PM
yup, yup, yup
 
2004-02-01 09:09:00 PM
*deadpan*

I completely and totally did not see this coming. At all.
 
2004-02-01 09:09:04 PM
thank you! finally!
 
2004-02-01 09:09:17 PM
She's related to Michael, ergo, creepy in MY book.
The whole family is messed the F up!
Boobies or not!
 
2004-02-01 09:09:24 PM
Man that hit the web fast!!!
 
2004-02-01 09:09:37 PM
Now we know who the surprise guest was.

Sally Cone.
 
2004-02-01 09:09:38 PM
funniest shiat ever on live TV
 
sb
2004-02-01 09:09:42 PM
WTF is going on here? What was he trying to do?
 
2004-02-01 09:09:53 PM
Okay, from the Superbowl thread, I have a question: how many had their wives/gf/SO or whatever point it out first?

Or at least publically acknowedge they saw it?
 
2004-02-01 09:09:53 PM
Niiiiiice :)
 
2004-02-01 09:09:59 PM
Yay for live tv, first tony cursing and now miss Janet.
 
2004-02-01 09:10:06 PM
Thank me later :)
 
2004-02-01 09:10:07 PM
right after that the pause button attacked Justin Timberlake
 
2004-02-01 09:10:13 PM
booby lovers unite Symbol
 
2004-02-01 09:10:14 PM
Didn't Lil Kim do something like that at the Grammys?
 
2004-02-01 09:10:37 PM
best. super bowl halftime. ever.
 
2004-02-01 09:11:05 PM
So wheres the HD captures? Need some scientists to get a close up, full screen, full detail. like a 2 meg jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:11:09 PM
I think it is a fake flash...just a shirt or something to LOOK like a breast
 
2004-02-01 09:11:19 PM
http://www.teamrice.com/~d00/superbowl_janet.jpg

HDTV capture. Enjoy.
 
2004-02-01 09:11:39 PM
Wow. On the net in like, what, 10 minutes? Christ people.
 
2004-02-01 09:11:50 PM
That must be the cause of all those "erections lasting longer than four hours"....
 
2004-02-01 09:12:03 PM
Tight.
 
2004-02-01 09:12:10 PM
i didn't watch the bowl? how did it happen?
 
2004-02-01 09:12:10 PM
Was that on purpose or what?

At first I thought she was wearing a Lil' Kim style pasty over her nipple, hence the sparkling silver.

My friend told me that was just a nipple piercing.

I have no clue. It was awesome, regardless.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2004-02-01 09:12:11 PM
After 10 minutes of lip-syncing I turned it off...worst halftime ever, don't care about a single Jackson boob showing.
 
2004-02-01 09:12:15 PM
am i the only person who saw the streaker at the start of the second half.....they cut away really fast. janets boob is stealing all the thinder
 
2004-02-01 09:12:20 PM
Her breasts are not a piece of meat! She is a human being, her nipples are emotionally fragile and sensitive to bright lights! Oh the HUMANITY!
 
2004-02-01 09:12:21 PM
..hmnn thought I saw a paste' (silver star) over it.. was it real boobage?
 
2004-02-01 09:12:27 PM
My g/f noticed first... I saw them look down and the camera cut away...
 
2004-02-01 09:12:39 PM
Remember when Michael just stood there for, like 5 minutes, before he sang?

If only she would have stood that long...
 
2004-02-01 09:12:56 PM
Gangis,
You da man!
 
2004-02-01 09:13:05 PM
I'm a girl and I saw it before my husband did.

That was quite a white boobie...
 
2004-02-01 09:13:16 PM
What BillBrasky said, thanks Gangis!
 
2004-02-01 09:13:21 PM
i didn't see it live, but all of the pictures and videos kinda make it look like it was planned.
 
2004-02-01 09:13:22 PM
At least /SOMETHING/ interesting happened during the game.
 
2004-02-01 09:13:31 PM
I am really impressed with the HD quality
 
2004-02-01 09:13:37 PM
what the hell was he trying to do, anyway..
 
2004-02-01 09:13:44 PM
I thought it looked like she had a little silver pastie on. Maybe not.
 
2004-02-01 09:14:04 PM
Stompn_Tom: shirts don't flop around like her boobie did when you saw it live
 
2004-02-01 09:14:08 PM
Yeah I saw and was like LOL OMG wtf
 
2004-02-01 09:14:21 PM
http://www.gblesports.com/janet_superbowl.avi

not safe for work video, high res
 
2004-02-01 09:14:21 PM
My vote for "worst Superbowl ad" is the one by Gilette that just played ("yeah, you know that feelin', yeah...").

/missed the boobies :(((
 
2004-02-01 09:14:34 PM
So is that on purpose then??
 
2004-02-01 09:14:35 PM
It looked like she had a silver pastie over the nipple. I think it was for publicity.
 
2004-02-01 09:15:03 PM
it's a pasty.. here's some high res pics:

http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-01.jpg
http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-02.jpg
http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-03.jpg
http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-04.jpg
http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-05.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:15:05 PM
I knew I saw what I saw! HAHA! Intoxicated my arse!
 
2004-02-01 09:15:40 PM
I don't get it.
It's a pasty that doesn't fit that wasn't suppose to be seen?


WTH?
 
2004-02-01 09:15:49 PM
Either it was a mistake or her acting is great. That was one hell of a suprised look.
 
2004-02-01 09:15:54 PM
dang... I missed boobie 'cause I was surfin' boobies during halftime.
 
2004-02-01 09:16:04 PM
The question is, was it planned to look like a mistake, or was it really truly a mistake. Or maybe Justin was stoned. She genuinely looked like "holy crap, I feel a draft!".
 
2004-02-01 09:16:11 PM
That boobie was sporting a sparkly gold pastie. Its obvious. Cheers to all the guys out there. Sure got an eye full!
 
2004-02-01 09:16:55 PM
Pasty. She had an aluminum pastie over it. And, thank God! That was enuf to make anyone blow chunx as it was.

I'd much rather have seen Aguilera on stage.... but we _have_ to have our affirmitave action tokens, now don't we?

Blech. Feh. Blarg. et. al-Franken.
 
2004-02-01 09:16:57 PM
she sure looked surprised..maybe justin was getting back at her for something that happened in that very short time they dated? i mean I doubt those things are suppose to rip off so easily..

http://www.neotrinity.net/janet/ (obviously NSFW)

there's a nice slow mo version on that site
 
2004-02-01 09:16:58 PM
My wife used Tivo to run it back about 10x. Her opinion?

Nipple ring.

My opinion?

Boobie pastie.
 
2004-02-01 09:16:58 PM
Ya know, it is tragic when you are considered the less Wacko Jacko.
 
2004-02-01 09:17:12 PM
My wife - and 6 year old daughter - were watching. With me. I have Tivo. She said - did you see that? I said no....but rewound it.

My 6 year old went to bed immediately.
 
2004-02-01 09:17:18 PM
Yup. My lady saw it before I realized what happened. Wish she'd have taken a cue though, heheh.

Observation: Janet/Timberlake illustrates that apparently several members of the Jackson family have a thing for significantly younger males...

/had to say it
 
2004-02-01 09:17:30 PM
I think she has one of those artifical metal nipples.
 
2004-02-01 09:17:34 PM
Well, another historic half-time show has come and gone. And CBS has done itself proud by keeping this glorious tradition alive.

Let's see--we got insipid music, slutty cheerleaders, cheesy pyrotechnics, Nelly grabbing his penis, Kid Rock desecrating the flag, and finally Justin Timberlake pulling down Janet Jackson's top after some obscene bumping and grinding. And all that during their own self-named "family hour."

At least the wise leaders of CBS had the good sense to not bring unneeded controversy to themselves by running the MoveOn.Org ad during the game. They obviously follow a zero tolerance when it comes to advocacy ads--unless they're about drugs, or music downloading, or smoking, etc., etc.

Kudos to The Tiffany Network for maintaining it's high standards and values during these difficult times.

And be sure to join us in two years for Super Bowl XL in Detroit, where the CBS half-time MoTown Spectacular will feature several nude Temptations and Martha reeves giving Stevie Wonder a good old fashioned reach-around.
 
2004-02-01 09:17:42 PM
site just got farked
 
2004-02-01 09:17:50 PM
2004-02-01 09:11:50 PM KazamaSmokers

That must be the cause of all those "erections lasting
longer than four hours"....
_________________________________________________________
awesome...am i the only one who gets this?


2004-02-01 09:14:08 PM joeyc85

Yeah I saw and was like LOL OMG wtf

___________________________________________________
LOL LMFAO OMG ROFL ROFLMFAO......fag
 
2004-02-01 09:18:13 PM
Yeah, I reluctantly ended up watching the half time show because the friggin "Lingerie Bowl" started early. I was swapping back and forward the whole game.

Before I got up to get a drink I had the pleasure of seeing this little jewel. For those who didn't get to see the "Lingerie Bowl" you missed one great cat fight and some damn nice outfits!
 
2004-02-01 09:18:20 PM
Go, justin! You just popped JJs boobie out on worldwide TV!
 
2004-02-01 09:18:41 PM
Ah, another good decision made by a member of the Jackson family.

I'm guessing Mark Geragos has already placed a call.
 
2004-02-01 09:18:44 PM
___WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS DID ANYONE CAPTURE ANY FOOTAGE OF THE MEKKID (PERSON) WHO RAN OUT ONTO THE FIELD AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE #RD QUATER!!????___
 
2004-02-01 09:18:47 PM
OK, farkers unite. Let's see if we can figure out exactly what happened here before we get some sort of "official" word on it.

The facts:
1. Boobage coincided with the end of the song, during the lyrics, "Make me naked".

2. Ms. Jackson looked quite shocked after it actually happened

3. The camera quickly panned away

4. boobies


The pseudo-fact
1. Ms. Jackson had a pasty on her nipple (or a peircing?)
2. Ms. Jackson had a cyborg implant in her nipple

My guess: Timberlake was supposed to pull off some outer layer of clothing during the line "Make me naked", but something got snagged taking off too much. Anyone have a better idea? I have a hard time believing that its a publicity stunt, which many people are claiming already, since it is a family event and she knows this.

-HCSB
 
2004-02-01 09:19:01 PM
Holy God, that was the most awful seven-or-so minutes of tripe I've ever seen.
 
2004-02-01 09:19:43 PM
All I can say is thank God for TiVo.
 
2004-02-01 09:20:03 PM
Boobie flash aside, I am still losing in the pool!
 
2004-02-01 09:20:04 PM
Hey, let's all vote kicker Adam Vinatieri into MVP!
Get Fark into history with our vote swaying powers!
Voting in 4th quarter just started!

http://www.superbowl.com/mvp
 
2004-02-01 09:20:12 PM
Another HDTV capture... This time in 1080i.

http://www.fallapart.net/temp/justin-janet-01.jpg
 
oC9
2004-02-01 09:20:18 PM
Farked!
 
2004-02-01 09:20:20 PM
I'm sure it was planned. She's wearing a pasty. Isn't that the song where he says something like, "I'll have you naked by the end of this song."
 
2004-02-01 09:20:41 PM
NoSkillz....

Smoking Gun appearance in... 3... 2... 1.....
 
2004-02-01 09:21:04 PM
Yeah I saw and was like LOL OMG wtf

rotflmao I was like that too!!!!!1111111
 
2004-02-01 09:21:06 PM
Either way...one boob does not make up for hours of suckage football.
 
2004-02-01 09:21:25 PM
"slutty cheerleaders"

I agree with the rest of the stuff, but ain't nothing wrong
with "slutty cheerleaders" ;-)
 
2004-02-01 09:21:35 PM
obviously staged...his line before he pulled it off was "gotta have you naked by the end of this song."

plus, it does have a pastie on it...
 
2004-02-01 09:21:43 PM
You know, Bono and J-Lo tried to be do the halftime show...

/would have rather seen Lopez than Janet...
/would have rather heard bono than any of that tripe
 
2004-02-01 09:22:11 PM
I blame bush!

had to be said.

/sarcasm
 
2004-02-01 09:22:12 PM
DID ANYONE SEE THE STREAKER /!!!!! IT WAS WAY COOLER THAN JANET. ANYONE HAVE A SHOT OF IT ? IT WAS REALLY QUICK BEFORE THEY CUT TO A CLOSE UP OF A PLAYER WHILE THEY CORRECTED THE SITUATION
 
2004-02-01 09:22:29 PM
very high rez.
not a nip unless she's a cyborg.
nasty in any case.

http://www.kaleirish.com/hdtv/sb2004/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:22:37 PM
definitely an accident...check these out!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx18202020152.super_b owl_sbx182.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx18102020149.super_b owl_sbx181.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:22:47 PM
my theory

All for the publicity. The songs called "make me naked".
She's just a good actress (this time) and "looked" shocked.

Guess Britny was getting too much press.

Those Jacksons are all Media Whores anyway.

"Look at me! Look at me!"
 
2004-02-01 09:22:52 PM
Gotta agree with VinDiesel above - that Gilette ad is probably one of the worst things ever seen on TV
 
2004-02-01 09:22:54 PM
it's all part of the show.
I think.
*shrug*
 
2004-02-01 09:23:24 PM
 
2004-02-01 09:23:28 PM
Of course it was planned! That is why I tried to time my bathroom trips! The commercials were supposed to be the stuff, but Janet! Oh yeah! Ever since she made the big time she doesn't call me anymore.
 
2004-02-01 09:23:49 PM
I have regained my faith in the internet. I said it would take an hour minimum. I was wrong.
 
2004-02-01 09:24:08 PM
PUBLICITY STUNT

Last week the wheels are in motion (PR wheels) saying Janets UPCOMING ALBUM will be her "sexiest ever". That's a quote.

PR PR PR PR PR PR PR PR.

Totally planned, totally hyped, totally makes me gag. She HAS talent - why get in the ring wth the other pop sluts?
 
2004-02-01 09:24:12 PM
I gotta get me one of them HD-thingamajiggers...
 
2004-02-01 09:24:33 PM
sc00bz & sirzap - Yeah I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a Smokin Gun mugshot or someone to step up and post a capture....
 
2004-02-01 09:24:40 PM
The boob showing had to be planned.

What I want to know why the hell she was picked for halftime? "Rythymn Nation" came out in 1989. That is a 15 year old song. What lame 50 year old cbs exec said this is what the young people will like?
 
2004-02-01 09:25:18 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040202/483/sbx18202020152

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.xbm10402020216.iraq_su perbowl_xbm104.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:25:58 PM
Puhleaze. He ripped her cup off. She was wearing a star on her tit. It was meant to come off.
 
2004-02-01 09:26:31 PM
Look at the Houston Chronicles web site. Her boobie was covered with a flesh covered thingy. They have a great pic of it.
 
2004-02-01 09:26:52 PM
Since everyone keep killing these servers : NSFW

mit.midco.net/bodunker/janet
 
Ott
2004-02-01 09:26:53 PM
'I predict infinity within the hour' says an ass.
 
2004-02-01 09:27:03 PM
Janet Jackson is the hottest thing ever and anyone who says otherwise would still sell a kidney for an hour alone with her.

When I saw her live she basically dry-humped a guy to tears on this cross contraption during that really kinky song on her new album. so hot.
 
2004-02-01 09:27:15 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040202/483/sbx18202020152

That link makes it look like she's a victim.
 
2004-02-01 09:27:34 PM
I turned the game off in the second quarter. There's a reason most people watch football only when they're either loaded with Official Beer Sponsor or they've got money on one of the teams.

/Freiburg 1, Bayer Leverkusen 0. Now that's what I call football.
 
2004-02-01 09:28:34 PM
And here I thought I was seeing things....guess I'm not as crazy as I thought.
 
2004-02-01 09:28:44 PM
Here's a link that works and is hi res
Click here!
 
2004-02-01 09:28:45 PM
Considering it looks like he intentionally ripped off the shirt... Yea, I vote for intentional.
 
2004-02-01 09:28:49 PM
I personally want to thank those of you who actually endured the halftime show to bring me this wonderful footage. I'm really not a Jackson fan but, boobies are boobies.

There needs to be a poll of some kind for people to vote accident or staged.

IMHO, It looks like a pastie.
 
2004-02-01 09:28:55 PM
gotta be a pasty. come on people its the superbowl. think about how much they (corporations) pay for 30 seconds of air time... Janet's back baby!
 
2004-02-01 09:28:58 PM
Speaking of flashing, was there a streaker on the field right at the beginning of the second half?
 
2004-02-01 09:29:00 PM
People, it was staged. An tight vinyl outfit like that doesn't just come apart by accident. Besides, it fit with the line Justin was singing (the one about having her naked).

The halftime show sucked - lip-synching, bloated pyrotechnics, and a line-up that would have been impressive five years ago. Aside from Brady's 52 yard pass, nothing too exciting.
 
2004-02-01 09:29:10 PM
What about screen captures from the bikini bowl thing???!?!

Screw JJ,,I want the hot white girls!
 
2004-02-01 09:29:16 PM
Janet Jackson looks like a dark Michael Jackson with a normal nose.

If you get off on that.. well, so be it.
 
2004-02-01 09:29:22 PM
Ya, we need captures of the streaker right before the kickoff in the 2nd half...
 
2004-02-01 09:30:01 PM
He ripped part of her costume off?? And she happens to have a "nipple shield"?? And she makes a face like it's an accident??

I don't get it.
 
2004-02-01 09:30:04 PM
Weren't they dating a whilie ago?
 
2004-02-01 09:30:14 PM
When the hell is Survivor coming on?
 
2004-02-01 09:30:29 PM
Animated for your pleasure!
NSFW
 
2004-02-01 09:30:32 PM
What little respect I had for the last remaining Jackson to have any talent is now gone.. Soon she'll be in porn with Britney, Christina and Maslutodonna.
 
2004-02-01 09:31:11 PM
Her reaction is slightly convincing, but if you have any experience in stage acting, you can see how sloppily they get into their blocking, preparing for the song to end so he can do that. It's all way too sloppy and set up looking.

The covered nipple only helps support this. Her first reaction if this were real, you'd think, would be to double over--it's human nature. Instead she pantomime's over her shoulder, then forward then down.

That just looks too rehersed to me.

/$.2
 
2004-02-01 09:31:17 PM
 
2004-02-01 09:31:18 PM
It was so staged.

Take off your tinfoil hats people.
 
2004-02-01 09:31:29 PM
Who flashed the what-viewers?

(not into either, sry)
 
2004-02-01 09:31:33 PM
"Puhleaze. He ripped her cup off. She was wearing a star on her tit. It was meant to come off."


Gavino: looks like you're right. In bubut629's 2nd photo, JT's just standing there holding the cup like a dope... No "Whoa! Where did this come from" or anything.
 
2004-02-01 09:31:40 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAA Foster's dive into the endzone.... priceless.

I'd much rather have an HDTV cap of that.... anoyne have it?

THX !
 
2004-02-01 09:31:41 PM
Her nipple is covered, Little Kim style. Just a publicity stunt?

Booooooooooooooooo!
 
2004-02-01 09:31:44 PM
 
2004-02-01 09:31:51 PM
Streaker story in 2nd paragraph
http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/04/superbowl/blog.html
 
2004-02-01 09:32:36 PM
Cyc66

Animated for your pleasure!

ROFL!!
 
2004-02-01 09:32:44 PM
purposeful flashing of 140 million people aside.... what the hell else is she wearing??? what IS that mess?
 
2004-02-01 09:33:08 PM
is anyone else longing for the u2 halftime show?
 
2004-02-01 09:33:50 PM
Thank you very much Gangis :)

Is she wearing a pasty?!?

Maybe it was on purpose...
 
2004-02-01 09:33:51 PM
Sad...

yet another has been trying to sell her body becuase her music isn't good anymore. If she is promoting a new album, then why did she have to sing old stuff like rythm nation? Because the new album will suck, and nobody will care. Poor form for Janet, even worse for the Tiffany network.
 
2004-02-01 09:34:28 PM
http://www.superbowl.com/mvp

vote Panthers punter Todd Sauerbrun MVP!
 
2004-02-01 09:34:34 PM
That Houston Chronicle blog entry someone pointed to earlier is wrong. Look at all the other pics on the net. The "line" he's referring to is where her breast is being scrunched up by her hand. It seems obvious to me, and it's obvious if you look at all the other pics floating around that that *was* her real breast (though partially covered by a poorly-sized pastie).

Which leaves us back to the real question, whether it was on purpose. My wife thinks it was. I'm not so sure. Even if it was, heads ae gonna roll over it - it's just a question of if its network heads or Justin Timberlake's.
 
2004-02-01 09:35:23 PM
Take off your tinfoil hats people.
Ha! not a chance. You won't trick me that easily!
 
2004-02-01 09:36:15 PM
unmeritedfavor, my vote is with you. This is what happens when we let native-born Americans perform at halftime.

also, I smell a really great Photoshop contest in this.
 
2004-02-01 09:36:33 PM
It is "kinda" a pasty. Essentially it's a metal "ring" that clamps down on her nipple. Sort of the same effect you'd get if you put a ring on your finger. From the images, it appears the Janet has massive, thick nipples.

The ring had a "helios" pattern attached to it... like little rays or petals shooting out of the ring, towards her boob.
 
2004-02-01 09:36:42 PM
LOL Todd Saurbrun !!!!

Still waiting for bikini bowl picks :)
 
2004-02-01 09:36:46 PM
they both look like pretty good actors in this picture on Drudge:

 
2004-02-01 09:36:50 PM
Who actually thinks that that was not planned? Are you all daft? That was 100% part of the script.
 
2004-02-01 09:36:51 PM
It was done on purpose.

If you don't believe it, you're dumb and gullible.
 
mtt
2004-02-01 09:37:42 PM
Link so people can right-click and save.
(Learn HTML dammit!)

NSFW AVI
 
2004-02-01 09:38:15 PM
Am I the only one that could have done without seeing her ugly ass neked? I think she's a beast...
 
2004-02-01 09:38:18 PM
just when i was explaining to my nine-year old son what pimps and hoes are,he saw a boob and lost interest.thanks CBS
 
2004-02-01 09:38:35 PM
Drudge has an "exclusive" on this where he claims it was on purpose, and it was her real breast: http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm
 
2004-02-01 09:38:38 PM
No pics from the PPV. It was very decent and had a great cat fight. Here's a link to the site though...
http://www.lingeriebowl.com/lb2004.htm
Copy, Paste, Rinse, Dry
 
mtt
2004-02-01 09:38:40 PM
crap. Throwing away unfetchable link URL: www.chaoshosting.net/janet_superbowl.avi (the site hosting it said: 400: URL must be absolute)

NSFW AVI
 
2004-02-01 09:38:48 PM
Easily it was done on purpose. And this is how it went down at the half-time planning commision:

Stupid guy in blue shirt with one of those white colars: So we've got a bunch of pseudo-musicians lip syncing.
Crazy goth lady from MTV: And fireworks!
Stupid guy in blue shirt with one of those white colars: Hmmm, seems like it is missing ... something.

silence ensues...

Stupid guy in blue shirt with one of those white colars: fark it, let's show Janet's boobs.
 
2004-02-01 09:38:49 PM
HYPOCRITE!

Bet that feels good, eh mtt!

No HTML and proud...
 
2004-02-01 09:39:29 PM
mtt...the html master...haha....fag
 
2004-02-01 09:39:32 PM
LOL Cyc66

I vote fer accidental. Me 8 year old agrees and won't shut the feck up about it alreedy.
 
2004-02-01 09:39:56 PM
Site's farked already. There's a blog out there that's already claiming that the whole thing was staged, and that it wasn't actually her boob, but a "falsie" that was exposed.

Break out your tin-foil hats, farkers.
 
2004-02-01 09:40:10 PM
I set up a page with all the material I could find, including video. Never done a link in comments, so we'll see how this goes...

Clic khere to view, or visit http://www.idiotica.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=74
 
2004-02-01 09:40:18 PM
I call shenanigans!!
 
2004-02-01 09:40:28 PM
...and I can't imagine that the NFL is gonna be too happy about this one, either. Yet another example of the pimp that MTV has become.
 
2004-02-01 09:40:38 PM
Is there a way to watch the superbown live on the internet? I don't want to see the crappy canadian commercials
 
2004-02-01 09:40:54 PM
You know what's a funny term?

"Nipple Slip."

Say it aloud. It's gigglicious.
 
2004-02-01 09:40:55 PM
So was that the special guest they were talking about?
 
2004-02-01 09:41:27 PM
Definitely on purpose.

No question, that's a real boob. Watch it bounce in that vid. No latex skin thing would do that.

Still wish I had seen it live. I always miss this stuff.

/I want to kiss you
 
rka
2004-02-01 09:41:59 PM
Of course it was staged. If it wasn't, you would have seen that nancy-boy getting his ass kicked on national TV. Janet (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty) would biatchslap him into next week.
 
2004-02-01 09:42:12 PM
Boy: Did he just pull her boob off?
pmegan: What? I missed it?
Boy: No, I swear he just grabbed her top and it came off.
pmegan: Don't worry. If it happened I'm sure it'll be on Fark.

Come on guys, there have to be some better pics, though!
 
2004-02-01 09:42:14 PM
I just have a problem with how easily and perfectly the cup came off...meh..it was staged, and i'ma go sue cbs now for airing that...

/love the american legal system
 
2004-02-01 09:42:41 PM
according to drudge, CBS approved the bare breast shot
 
2004-02-01 09:42:52 PM
Figures. CBS Standards & Practices thinks an issue ad that represents the beliefs of half the country isn't appropriate, but a boobie stunt is.

Feh, I say. Feh!
 
2004-02-01 09:42:59 PM
Yeah, my girlfriend DID point it out. I don't give a rat's ringpiece what celebrities do.
 
2004-02-01 09:43:22 PM
Nice
 
2004-02-01 09:43:28 PM
I vote staged. I think it's unlikely she would be wearing something that would cover her entire nipple unless she knew beforehand she was going to be exposed. I doubt Timberlake would have the balls to mess with someone with enough money and power to ruin his career unless he knew it was ok.

Look at how much interest it's drummed up on the internet. Is this a 50% larger sale on her next album? Double?
 
2004-02-01 09:43:51 PM
That looks like a tape-device I've seen to give sagging breasts "a lift" on her boob, there. If it was meant to be seen, it's not the best choice for all the spotlights.

You aren't seeing metal. You're seeing reflections off of boob-packing tape.
 
2004-02-01 09:43:57 PM
dude it was totally real. For SURE.
 
2004-02-01 09:44:16 PM
Todd Sauerbrun MVP!!!

Got my vote!
 
2004-02-01 09:44:25 PM
Cry Havoc! And let slip the nipples of the Superbowl.
 
2004-02-01 09:45:07 PM
"Hey everybody! Forget my brother slept with kids! Look at me!"
 
2004-02-01 09:45:12 PM
Not to mention she wasn't wearing a bra and her top came off that easily (despite wearing all that cumbersome crap).
 
2004-02-01 09:45:26 PM
bleh.. saggy...
/wishes it was britney
 
2004-02-01 09:45:30 PM
Sheesh. More fodder for the FCC censorship bill squawkers on Capitol Hill. Great timing, MTV.
 
2004-02-01 09:45:51 PM
Janet's hyping a "sexy album." Timberlake wants to lose the juvenile rep and be a "grown-up recording artist."

It's a stunt. I'm sure it's legitimately her chest. She's supposed to have piercings somewhere, so that silver dohickey might even just be the sort of thing she wears all the time. But accidental? I think not.

Everyone will claim it's an accident, but it wasn't.
 
2004-02-01 09:46:22 PM
The Streaker

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040202/483/sbx19602020235&e=6&ncid=7 06
 
2004-02-01 09:46:47 PM
I think she was actually wearing a nipple shield similiar to this. http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/08-nipple/A40106/high/shield.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:47:15 PM
Halftime crap that the stuff that just transpired is the reason many people dislike American pop culture. It was almost self-parody. Kid rock comes on and embarrasses himself. Then Janet Comes on.

Looks like Michael. Dances like Michael. 'Nuff said.

Then Justin f'n Timberlake comes on? It was at this point that I picked up the laptop and started surfing.

Janet's boobies? Nobody cares.
 
2004-02-01 09:47:33 PM


Justin looks confused about what he just saw...
 
2004-02-01 09:47:51 PM
Drudge reports CBS execs gave the go ahead with full knowledge of the flash
 
2004-02-01 09:47:56 PM
I vote fer accidental. Me 8 year old agrees and won't shut the feck up about it alreedy.


lol... Pyrate, did your son just enter a whole new world?
 
2004-02-01 09:48:00 PM
""I'll get you naked by the end of this song," sang performer Justin Timberlake, moments before he ripped off Jackson's top, exposing a bare breast -- the nipple covered by a tassel." - via Drudge

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm
 
2004-02-01 09:48:03 PM
I care!! i care!!
 
2004-02-01 09:48:14 PM
CBS says it was approved......
 
2004-02-01 09:48:26 PM
CycoMiko I like the subtle homosexuality joke there.
 
2004-02-01 09:48:28 PM
Link to photo of streaker...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx19602020235.super_b owl_sbx196.jpg
 
2004-02-01 09:48:36 PM
Saggy-ass has-been boob.
 
2004-02-01 09:48:47 PM
Ya, CBS just said they OK'd it.

CBS = $ whores
 
2004-02-01 09:48:49 PM
Janet's boobies? Nobody cares.
I assure you that is all anyone will talk about when it comes to this superbowl.
 
2004-02-01 09:48:57 PM
Question for all you idiots saying Janet is disgusting:

Have you ever seen a girl naked?

That's what real tits look like, you freaks.
 
2004-02-01 09:49:11 PM
Correct, faerystarrz... the only difference is that hers shield was a bit larger. :)

Still don't think it was accidental.
 
2004-02-01 09:49:35 PM
Justin's a good actor. First his "reaction" to Madonna and Britney kissing and now this. What a joke lmao.
 
2004-02-01 09:49:38 PM
According to Drudge: "The decision to go forward went to the very top of the network," a well-placed source explained from New York.

Priceless.
 
2004-02-01 09:50:28 PM
Have you ever seen a girl naked?

That's what real tits look like, you freaks.


Married for 13 years. Just because she HAS boobies, doesn't make 'em great.
 
2004-02-01 09:50:38 PM
How come I can't get the avi's to play?
 
2004-02-01 09:51:12 PM
I don't care what you all say, I'd hit it and I'd hit it often...have you seen that girl (woman) dance?!?!

And the boobie wasn't bad at all...you all sound like a bunch of stuck up's sometimes-you dating supermodels or what?!?!

geeeesh!
 
2004-02-01 09:51:54 PM
when are the Simpsons on??????? either that or the janet video for 'you want this'.
 
2004-02-01 09:52:02 PM
nah, they're (not unlike me) not dating anyone...
 
2004-02-01 09:52:11 PM
Of all the people to rip off your breast, why Justin Timberlake? :-/

/me is miffed...
 
2004-02-01 09:52:45 PM
Yeah, her shield definitely covered more. I couldn't find a better pic of one. They make shields without holes in the front. I couldn't find a pic.
 
2004-02-01 09:54:26 PM
*raises her hand and asks about the streaker footage*

Come on people! Was it male, female? Ugly, hot? What?

I mean Janet's boobie was covered anyway. If they wanted to make it more interesting they would have put a dark brown pastie on it not metallic.
 
2004-02-01 09:54:26 PM
I like how many people are saying rip off her breast instead of exposed her breast...

/amused by simple things
 
2004-02-01 09:54:41 PM
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

/only slightly on-topic
 
2004-02-01 09:55:25 PM
Here is the link from the Drudge

CBS KNEW ABOUT IT
 
2004-02-01 09:55:37 PM
Staged. 'Nuff said. Bring on Survivor.
 
2004-02-01 09:55:52 PM
Not trying to be too technical here but, shouldn't this be a "boob" thread since only one was (partially) exposed?
 
2004-02-01 09:56:27 PM
I love that tit. I love that tit. The avi sucks because I can't see it without some add supported divx codec. Bleh. Just make a regular mpeg somebody, please.
 
2004-02-01 09:56:35 PM
CBS LIED

KITTIES DIED
 
2004-02-01 09:56:50 PM
That was fap tastic! 11 min, and an AVI already posted. My hats off to you mister janet jackson boob showing movie poster.
 
2004-02-01 09:56:56 PM
Actually Rufus, to be completely technical...Boobie
 
2004-02-01 09:57:34 PM
LOL @ Arcanum
 
2004-02-01 09:57:35 PM
I stand corrected, thanks.
 
2004-02-01 09:57:48 PM
CBS approved that but won't show the Bushin30seconds ad?
 
2004-02-01 09:57:52 PM
save the kittens!

http://www.xxxchurch.com
 
2004-02-01 09:58:16 PM
I for one welcome our metal nipple overlords.
 
2004-02-01 09:58:19 PM
Attention Britney:
The bar has been raised: Please produce accordingly.
 
2004-02-01 09:59:09 PM
Hah drudge is farked.
 
2004-02-01 09:59:10 PM
c'mon riallin, they don't want us to actually think or nuthin....


/puts tinfoil hat back on
 
2004-02-01 09:59:29 PM
This was planned, in this image:
http://www.kaleirish.com/hdtv/sb2004/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01.jpg

You can see Justin holding the "break away" part of the outfit. From this very large picture you can also see the silver sun shaped pastie. Yawn.
 
2004-02-01 09:59:57 PM
I feel sorry for Janet, she ahd to resort to stupid stuff like this. Now'll there be a big debate if it was or wasn't approved or not. She looks shocked like it wasn't suppose to happen...

Hope Beyonce Knowles doesn't do this type of stuff...but if she does, I'll be annihilating gaggles of kittens.
 
2004-02-01 10:01:04 PM
I like how many people are saying rip off her breast instead of exposed her breast...


Man, you are amused easily TedwardRoberts aren't you? I don't think anyone else actually cares, seeing as his action was that of 'ripping' and 'breast' correctly defines said item, and the main point: YOU STILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

At least post something funny; anyone can act pedantic.
 
2004-02-01 10:02:36 PM
I want to start a petition for Britney to start flashing on national t.v.
 
2004-02-01 10:03:59 PM
Every other new submission is about this.

Yawn..
 
HFJ
2004-02-01 10:05:02 PM
I think I would prefer it were Michelle Branch and Britney Spears performing. They would rip eachother's shirts off then start making out on stage, and it would be awesome. Yes, that would all happen.
 
2004-02-01 10:05:04 PM
this is my favourite Janet:

 
2004-02-01 10:05:26 PM
I agree with bytie ....where is my bush-in-30-seconds-janet-boobie-ad?
 
2004-02-01 10:05:27 PM
Thrawn-

If it means Britney's fame clock will count down quicker, I'm all for it.
 
2004-02-01 10:05:35 PM
YAYAYAYAY! Take that you stupid panthers.
 
2004-02-01 10:07:07 PM
It may just hasten her first starring role in a pron flick.
 
2004-02-01 10:07:19 PM
This stunt was totally planned! as if JT would actually think of ripping her cup off on the spot... nuurgh

www.mtv.com news article posted 28th of January
"Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Show Promises 'Shocking Moments'"

As the big game approaches, one of the top questions along with "Who's going to win?" is "What will Janet Jackson be doing at the halftime show?" But Janet isn't the only celebrity cutie who'll be catching eyes during the MTV-produced AOL Top Speed Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime performance Sunday. Jessica Simpson has just been added to the festivities.

"I don't think the Super Bowl has ever seen a performance like this," Duldulao added. "The dancing is great. She's more stylized, she's more feminine, she's more a woman as she dances this time around. There are some shocking moments in there too".
 
2004-02-01 10:08:45 PM
She had a metal spider sucking on her nipple!
 
2004-02-01 10:09:18 PM
24000 clicks
 
2004-02-01 10:10:20 PM
Come on, people... CBS has bigger problems (lots bigger) than a one-time tittie flash. And that was a metallic star with a hole in the middle to fit her whatever-that-sticking-out-thing-is-called. I saw the high-resolution photos from AP (I work for a newspaper).

Bill Paley would be doing hypersonic flipflops in his grave.
 
2004-02-01 10:10:56 PM
that's your favorite pic? she's got man hands. yuk.
 
2004-02-01 10:11:53 PM
IT WAS SET UP YOU MORONS!

SHE WAS STILL COVERED.

GROW UP.
 
2004-02-01 10:13:33 PM
Seemed like a nice shield to me, or a hidden throwing star. That's it! the Jacksons are Ninjas! Locked in combat with Wu Tang Clan!
 
2004-02-01 10:13:33 PM
Marvin_the_Mole

I just about choked when I saw that...

thank you.
 
2004-02-01 10:13:38 PM
Arrogant
IT WAS SET UP YOU MORONS!

SHE WAS STILL COVERED.

GROW UP.


Dude, take a look at the pics. THat's real
 
2004-02-01 10:13:55 PM
Well, speaking as a fan of the moveon.org ads, I was outraged.

http://www.cbs.com/

Bottom of the page, there's a "Feedback" link.

"Re: Superbowl. You won't run an ad that says huge federal deficts are bad because it would be too controversial, but you WILL spotlight Justin Timberlake ripping open Janet Jackson's costume and exposing one of her breasts?"
 
2004-02-01 10:16:07 PM
Another kitten has seen Christ.
Fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fa p,fap,fap,fap ! Ahhhhhhhhh !!!!!
 
2004-02-01 10:16:16 PM
stijnky: Please don't make the boobie-incident political related. Let us kill kittens without worrying about deficits...unless it's deficits of hand lotion.
 
2004-02-01 10:16:37 PM
From CBS:
http://www.cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/7055438

CBS and MTV regret it.. heh
 
2004-02-01 10:18:41 PM
ejosh it's not my favourite but it's still pretty great.

as per her supposed manhands: the more to spank you with.
 
2004-02-01 10:23:08 PM
staged!

-those costumes aren't likely to rip apart that easily (since Justin is such a pansy)
-she was wearing a pastie/ring/shroud to keep the nipplage down
-her reaction wasn't natural of a woman whose breast was accidentally exposed (she looked at her feet instead of grabbing her bare boob right away)
-Viacom will do anything for ratings


BTW, why does Drudge list Viacom as CBS's sister affiliate??? Viacom owns CBS. Jeez...
 
2004-02-01 10:23:13 PM
Damnit, I had the tv on but I wasn't paying attention. If the game doesn't go to overtime, that will be the most memorable moment of this year's Super Bowl.
 
2004-02-01 10:23:54 PM
CycoMiko: Don't get me wrong, I am in favor of more boobies in all aspects of society. But on principle, I feel compelled to point out to CBS that they're full of shoot.
 
2004-02-01 10:26:18 PM
I thought it was Michael with yet another "enhancement" touch up. Halftime sucks -- cruised pr0n instead.
 
2004-02-01 10:26:31 PM
I guess the situation is that during the Super Bowl, the most watched sports event in the world...people want sex more than politics.
 
2004-02-01 10:27:06 PM
awww... I thought he was gonna miss it.
 
2004-02-01 10:27:23 PM
She looked like Scorpius from Farscape.
 
2004-02-01 10:27:38 PM
Patriots Win
Kittens Die

Yet another successful Super Bowl
 
2004-02-01 10:27:48 PM
from theDavid's link

It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime. nfl exec Joe Brown

that at least is a positive outcome

that and seeing boobies.
 
2004-02-01 10:28:41 PM
Pats win
 
2004-02-01 10:29:47 PM
pats win
 
2004-02-01 10:29:59 PM
Tivo owns you.

1280x1024 picture, digital. rox.

http://imghost.messiahsoft.net/janet2.jpg
 
2004-02-01 10:30:48 PM
Well, that was fun.

You guys'll have to come over and do it again some time.

I'm goin' to bed. Y'all don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
 
2004-02-01 10:31:01 PM
"New" England beats America
 
2004-02-01 10:31:08 PM
Another streaker pic:

http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2004-02-02T025739Z_01_SBP321D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-N FL.jpg
 
2004-02-01 10:31:36 PM
It was a conspiracy. The pasty was the patsy.
 
2004-02-01 10:31:39 PM
I'm so torn... Boobies on one hand, but MTV on the other.. Should I let my hatred of mtv overrule... Hmm..

/Fark it.. BOOBIES!
 
2004-02-01 10:32:51 PM
game over.... thank god, I don't have to listen to Phil Simms anymore.
 
2004-02-01 10:33:18 PM
Actually, I think something might have gone wrong. If you look at the video here, keep an eye on Justin as it happens. Yes, I know it's difficult, but trust me. Watch his expression.

After he rips it off, you can see him do a subdued "oh fark" take. What I think was supposed to happen, is the outer black part was supposed to come off leaving the red part intact. Of course, Justin grabbed both layers and yanked them both off.

The nipple cover, of course, is suspicious and lends lots of credibility to it being a stunt. It's possible, however, that it was there as a safety in case something like this happened. Probably the only way they'd have gotten the network to go along with it.

Plus, Janet looks genuinely pissed in this picture.
 
2004-02-01 10:33:57 PM


nipple!
 
2004-02-01 10:34:57 PM
I was expecting something somewhat larger.



My fault, of course -- I keep confusing Janet Jackson with Oprah...
 
2004-02-01 10:36:49 PM
 
2004-02-01 10:38:13 PM
What once would have been posted as NSFW now is legitimate thanks to CBS. Let's hope this is a new trend.
 
2004-02-01 10:39:38 PM
So, BuckeyeDEJ, where's the link to the high-rez photo? ;-)
 
2004-02-01 10:41:19 PM
Typical MTV...pushing the envelope, and making believe they define "cool".

I say it was in extremely poor taste. No regard for the audience.
 
2004-02-01 10:43:26 PM
sherman uber alles

BTW, why does Drudge list Viacom as CBS's sister affiliate??? Viacom owns CBS. Jeez...

He actually said "CBS's sister outlet [VIACOM's] MTV promised..." IOW, MTV is the sister outlet, also owned by Viacom.
 
2004-02-01 10:50:27 PM
i really didn't need to see that marvin.
 
2004-02-01 10:51:32 PM
Hook, line & stinker:

I can't believe you (somewhat intelligent people) are debating this was/wasn't part of the show, a climax, a stunt...

I can't believe Americans are so sexually and intellectually paralyzed/anxious that this is of interest (let alone exciting)...
I can believe, however, more now than ever, that "ya'll" (as isolationists) really are an intolerably conservative, mentally conditioned, and culturally immature/nascent country (borne every minute).
 
2004-02-01 10:52:31 PM
Every time I see her, I'm reminded of Michael. Yet, I'm still a little turned on. Is that normal?
 
2004-02-01 10:53:49 PM
Heh....Justin certainly appears to be enjoying it (cough cough)
 
2004-02-01 10:54:34 PM
Ok, logically speaking here. If CBS did not approve this, then why did Janet have a tassel on her hooter?

Then, I just have this to say.......How the hell did I miss that??????????
 
2004-02-01 10:58:34 PM
If it was real, why the hell was she wearing pasties, and why the hell would one bra cup rip perfectly like that?

Definitely staged.
 
2004-02-01 11:04:03 PM
just so you all know the thing she had on her nipple was a nipple shield. when you have your nipples pierced with a barbell you put a shield on first then the barbell holds it in place.
 
2004-02-01 11:05:30 PM
For the sake of countering my own comments....

Ya know, after taking a good look at the hires photo, I'm not so certain it's a paisty. She's wearing a leather costume, and they make these little sticky things that cover up the nips to prevent chafing. There was an article on here a few months ago about Carrie Ann Moss and those things for her leather outfits for the Matrix movies. Awww who knows. Why the hell would Justin just reach over there and do that anyway. Prolly a publicity stunt anyway, but just an observation. I would much rather that have been Britney, but Janet will do.
 
2004-02-01 11:07:42 PM
If Justin won't... and it doesn't seem like he will....

I'd hit it.
 
2004-02-01 11:09:23 PM
Worst. Commercials. Ever!
 
2004-02-01 11:10:29 PM
 
Mex
2004-02-01 11:10:54 PM
cdhc.618,

Jeez, I'm not even american and you still sound like an arrogant dork.
 
2004-02-01 11:12:44 PM
 
2004-02-01 11:13:56 PM
http://www.muchosucko.com/img4671g62T.html

it looks like this one shows that it's a piercing, in the shape of a star sun thing. so there. common sense tells you NSFW, and if you're working, GO HOME.
 
2004-02-01 11:16:24 PM
It's probably been stated but I don't want to read the entire thread. There was something covering it, just look for a large enough picture to be able to tell.
 
2004-02-01 11:21:52 PM
that thing was held on by two buttons... i'm amazed justin had the strenght to pull it off.
 
2004-02-01 11:23:18 PM
This is awesome. The geeks of the world re-unite. Im suppirsed we havent gotten any NASA pictures of this from thier rover.. or maybe a nice Hubble shot. Then we can all debate what it is. Looks like a 19 to me =) That last one though looks like an odd piercing or something like a nipple ring (similar to a cock ring)??
 
2004-02-01 11:24:49 PM
It should be obvious by now that Jacko wants to look as much like his sister as possible and then, at the right moment he'd



SWALLOW HER SOUL! SWALLOW HER SOUL!
 
2004-02-01 11:25:09 PM
Well, me thinks this should most defenitely be TIVO's next advert!
Gotta love the TIVO baby!
Ohh BTW: Shame on MTV and CBS for allowing this to air.

FCC reacts in 5..4..3..2..
 
2004-02-01 11:25:54 PM
"If it was real, why the hell was she wearing pasties, and why the hell would one bra cup rip perfectly like that?"

It ripped perfectly because it's got snaps all around it. It was a bondage outfit and they're made with zippers and snapps and stuff in "the special places".
 
2004-02-01 11:26:01 PM
Wait... the superbowl was today?
 
2004-02-01 11:27:31 PM
Mex: yes, I'm equal-parts arrogant/dork... It works well for me.
 
2004-02-01 11:33:42 PM
http://www.muchosucko.com/img4671g62T.html


Best shot yet, thinking yet again bout a stunt gone wrong, damn that bar must have hurt.
 
2004-02-01 11:37:03 PM
Being pierced in my (admittedly male) nipple, I can imagine it might have smarted a bit if that shield got hooked at all on the cup, as he yanked it off.

...made me cringe.
 
2004-02-01 11:39:16 PM
*reads Fark headline*

WHAT?

*rewinds tape*

*watches entire half-time show*

Shiat man, I was ignoring the half-time show, and this is what happens. Then I waste my time watching the whole horrible show... should have just clicked on one of the many links, but nooooo...

And it looked like a ring to me.
 
2004-02-01 11:39:25 PM
here you can see clearly that it's, as suggested, a nipple shield and *NOT* a pastie. I too am of the belief that justin was intended to rip _something_ off, but not the whole thing. The thing about nipple shields is they are pretty much permanent. they're secured by a nipple piercing, and typically worn to accent things like sheer blouses. I think Accipiter is on to something and the (probably sheer) red was supposed to remain behind.
 
2004-02-01 11:41:02 PM
another mirror:

http://www.packetwarp.com/janetboobie/
 
2004-02-01 11:43:15 PM
OK, if you non-Tivo people ever needed a real example of why Tivo rules, now you have it.
 
2004-02-01 11:43:47 PM
 
2004-02-01 11:44:27 PM
If you look at the close-up picks where you can see the cup in Justin's hand, you can see that the red part is just a little piece of frilly trim.

This was completely on purpose, IMO.
 
2004-02-01 11:50:57 PM
Not to add fuel to the fire, but in the last link above you can tell it's a nipple "ring" of some sort, not a covering at all.

CBS says YES boobie, NO moveon.org - what a bunch of idiots!
 
2004-02-01 11:53:05 PM
You see why we need the Superbowl in Houston every year?
 
2004-02-01 11:57:55 PM
Looks like the deal where a nipple barbell holds the star like shape on,...better than a pastie...
 
2004-02-01 11:58:52 PM
This plus Kid Rock dancing around wearing the US Flag makes me ask what the Fark were the producers thinking? I guess they wanted a little controversy for the media.


/Disgusted by the extreme lack of morals shown on live TV
 
2004-02-02 12:00:48 AM
That titty is pretty white, though. Maybe she caught vitiligo from her brother but only has it in her chest. Ha!!! Titiligo!!!!
 
2004-02-02 12:02:29 AM
Don't complain about the tit, people. It was magnificent!
 
2004-02-02 12:02:32 AM
I can't believe Americans are so sexually and intellectually paralyzed/anxious that this is of interest (let alone exciting)...

Amen, in most of the non-burka wearing world something like this wouldn't raise an eyebrow much less be the subject of Radio Talk Shows, FoxNews Pundents, and online discussions in the week to come.
 
2004-02-02 12:03:31 AM
I say on purpose. Who on earth would designa tear-away costume that would come off that easily if it was not going to be on purpose. I love this kind of stuff...anything to push peoples sensibilities that little bit more.
 
2004-02-02 12:05:25 AM

It is now very very clear that she is not wearing a pastie. She does indeed have
a piercing with nipple shield.

GIS for nipple shield...




I'm thinking screw up!

 
2004-02-02 12:05:40 AM
I hope people don't feed the publicity monster by starting to buy Janet's albums.
 
2004-02-02 12:07:08 AM
That nipple shield doesnt really shield the nipple at all. It should be called and areola shield.
 
2004-02-02 12:07:17 AM
fido

CBS = Craven Boobie Specialists
 
2004-02-02 12:07:20 AM
OK, after some hi-res tivo images, that is NOT a pasty, it is full on nipple sheild. A barbell piercing with a shield that has a part that covers the areola.... this pic shows it really well.

oh and it was an accident like Timberfake sez, why is he HOLDING the scrap of fabric? just a thot.

http://deviating.net/stuff/janet.jpg
 
2004-02-02 12:08:38 AM
While my post of a nipple shield pic is not the same as what she is wearing I would also like to add that you can see the buttons on her outfit that make tear-aways possible.

Typical bondage type stuff... It's all over the outfit. Still hard to say whether or not it was intentional. We need video of what happened after the camera cut away. That would show us a good reaction.
 
kab
2004-02-02 12:08:42 AM
Its a breast. And an actual nipple too.

/still wondering why this is a big deal
 
2004-02-02 12:09:47 AM
RE: MoveOn ads vs. Janet's pierced boobie....

Please, just move on. Airing the ad and skipping Miss Jackson's revealing act wouldn't have demonstrated any better decision making ability on the part of CBS.
 
2004-02-02 12:11:08 AM
ItamaeChef

Still hard to say whether or not it was intentional.


Give me a farking break. Why did Timberlake GRAB her boobie RIGHT AT THE VERY END?
 
2004-02-02 12:12:19 AM
Pinhead wants his outfit back.

 
2004-02-02 12:12:27 AM
I'm just wondering how much the FCC is going to fine CBS. There's no way something that blatant is going to get past them, especially after they just dropped $500,000 worth of fines on Clear Channel recently. Powell Jr. is already in the fining mood...
 
2004-02-02 12:12:34 AM
detox665

Oooooh... just that they were trying to "avoid controversy".
 
2004-02-02 12:13:39 AM
http://www.muchosucko.com/img4671g62T.html

obviously, from this pic, it wasn't intentional. that star thing doesn't cover as much as you think (NSFW)
 
2004-02-02 12:13:57 AM
just goes to show you how the media is deteriorating the minds of youth
 
2004-02-02 12:15:11 AM
wow, i learn something new everytime i fark. nipple shields. who knew? not i.

it ain't a pastie, go with the muchosucko photo. poor jt. gay guys don't even look that horrified looking at breasts.
 
2004-02-02 12:15:33 AM
Thats a nipple ring. Imagine a sun shaped piece of metal with a hole cut out. The nipple goes through the hole then a bar goes throuh both holding it on. Imagine the one below if it were star shaped...

 
2004-02-02 12:16:20 AM
"pontechango"
Just one mans opinion at this point due to the way that these attention whores plead at times. All I'm saying is that the vote is still out for me.

So Step Off!
 
2004-02-02 12:16:32 AM
Please allow me to specify my last comment.

I meant that it was definitely on-purpose on the part of Janet and Pretty-Boy.

I can't really say about anyone else involved, like networks or show planners or whoever. I think the two got sneaky for publicity.

Maybe I'm giving them too much credit.
 
2004-02-02 12:16:37 AM
gchan

from this pic, it wasn't intentional.


From watching the show. It was OBVIOUSlY intentional.
 
2004-02-02 12:17:40 AM
Gizank

Probably. And CBS probably didn't know about it. But that won't stop me from laughing in their faces.
 
2004-02-02 12:17:54 AM
http://www.piercingpeople.com/NIPPLE-JEWELRY_WITH-SILVER-CHARM_1.htm

Here are a ton of them.
 
2004-02-02 12:18:05 AM
From the super-closeup, you can see snaps where the cover was attached, as if it were made to be easily detached.
 
2004-02-02 12:18:55 AM
Devilz
http://www.muchosucko.com/img4671g62T.html

Best shot yet, thinking yet again bout a stunt gone wrong, damn that bar must have hurt.
______________

This is the best look at it...there's nip there, but it's still not enough to really be a big deal. Could be publicity...Does she have an album coming out soon or something?

Justin's getting a reputation for grabbing girls he sings with...He stirred up the brits last year by grabbing Kylie Minogue's ass on a music awards show over there! Of course, I can't blame him for doing that, tho!

Justin better be careful, because Janet still has four other brothers than could probably whoop his ass pretty good!
 
2004-02-02 12:20:00 AM
does wearing these shields hurt. i could see a lot of pain as my ninja star shield snags on my bra. perhaps just me being a pessimist. anyone with personal experience here?
 
2004-02-02 12:22:44 AM
MTV has a photo on their website with the caption "see if you can find what's missing in this picture..." They're definitely not too ashamed of it happening. http://www.mtv.com/onair/super_bowl/2004/photos/
 
2004-02-02 12:22:57 AM
Not that anyone will see this and notice...

CBS's switchboard was bombarded within minutes of the incident? It's a farking nipple for christ sake! 99.99999% percent of the population have them. +50% of them have enlarged versions such as Janet here. It's a part of nature! It's a boob! Get over it! People are such prudes, I swear!
 
2004-02-02 12:23:21 AM
A typical garbage halftime show.

The only good halftime show in the past 10 years has been U2... that was actually a great and meaningful production. Other than that, every year it's absolute scum.
 
2004-02-02 12:24:07 AM
Look, dammit. It's a designer piece to match the outfit. Who's so damn gullible to think it was an accident? Networks work for ratings, not decency. The apologies were pre-written - probably for use "in-case" America responded in a way that warranted one. This was a good thing for all parties involved.
 
2004-02-02 12:27:46 AM
 
2004-02-02 12:28:13 AM
thinker5555

REPRESS THE NIPPLE
REPRESS THE NIPPLE
REPRESS THE NIPPLE
 
2004-02-02 12:30:31 AM
That's no pastie, it's a nipple ring:

http://www.drudgereport.com/jjteet1.jpg
 
2004-02-02 12:30:38 AM
Patsy SFW?
 
2004-02-02 12:30:58 AM
If they want me to watch the next Pepsi Vanilla Sunshine Cola Halftime show they better bring back U2 as the performer. They were amazing.
 
2004-02-02 12:31:09 AM
Why would she be waring a pasty tassel if she did not know here boob would be exposed?
 
2004-02-02 12:31:10 AM
Such a poor way to show her breast. They created enough buzz for sure. I mean come on... it just flopped out there like a soggy sponge.

"Sponge Janet Floppy Boob"
 
2004-02-02 12:31:13 AM
incidentally, speaking as the fashion police, her costumes sucked. the first one looked like she went to the ladies room and forgot to tuck in the rest of her wedding dress in her pants (knowhutimean?).

and incidentally #2, i do like the typo in this houston chronicle blog:
The steaker who kicked off the second half was captured by a linbacker, the Patriots' Matt Chatham, who tackled him. We know it must have hurt -- the guy wasn't wearing pads.

steaker. texas. heh.
 
2004-02-02 12:31:36 AM
After seeing the nipple guard/whatever I thought maybe sqweak & Accipiter were right and the red stuff was suppose to stay behind but then I zoomed in on what Justin had in his hand:



As can clearly be seen, the red part is actually sewn into the top of the cup and isn't separate at all. So no, Justin didn't accidentally take more than he was suppose to.

No, that cup came off too easily for this whole thing thing not to be planned and there was no mistake in what was revealed.
 
2004-02-02 12:33:16 AM
best resolution yet

http://www.speakeasy.org/~travan/WTFTIT.jpg
 
2004-02-02 12:33:20 AM
planned planned planned planned planned. like someone else said, at least SOMEthing interesting happened.
 
2004-02-02 12:34:50 AM
Ok, stupid rogers doesn't want to serve the image, heres the link:

http://members.rogers.com/tmpasdf/images/cup.jpg
 
2004-02-02 12:37:34 AM
any streaker footage anyone? i turned off game after ridiculously lame halftime show, janet's boobie excluded.
it was like 6 producers, all with ADD put the show together.
 
2004-02-02 12:38:36 AM
Let the photoshopping begin!!!!!
 
2004-02-02 12:42:25 AM
check it:

http://mit.midco.net/bodunker/janet/WTFTIT.jpg

definitely some type of nipple ring.
 
2004-02-02 12:43:55 AM
closest view

it's a piercing! and a nipple shield. not a pasty.

i think it was an accident. if it was a pasty... that would have been non-accidental. but i think ms. jackson would probably wear something similar most of the time. also, she doesn't have the most jawdroppingly gorgeous breasts - they're a bit saggy and floppy. that makes me think that it would be a better publicity move for her to not show them to 140 million people, especially because she's probably pissed off quite a number of the "think of the children" types. it doesn't make sense for her to be flashing people.
 
2004-02-02 12:47:08 AM
You should see the flamers on her message board. Me thinks things are going to be very interesting in deed. LOL!
 
2004-02-02 12:47:36 AM
you can also see that the thing he tore off was connected by buttons, as if it were meant to be torn off. i smell something fishy...
 
2004-02-02 12:51:04 AM
sqweak, that shot kicks ass. makes me think this was at least partially a screw-up; they both have a severe, "Oh, fark" expression.
 
2004-02-02 12:52:28 AM
whoa. janet jackson's site is severely farked right now. or superbowled. or what have you.
 
2004-02-02 12:55:39 AM
Somebody start a Photoshop thread from this!
 
2004-02-02 12:57:32 AM
oh man!!! You know what's great, as soon as I saw her flash boob I couldn't wait to jump on fark!!!
 
2004-02-02 01:01:59 AM
From the close pictures, it is obvious that the cup had some sort of snap attachment. Why would you design an outfit like that if it wasn't meant to be torn away? Seems like allot of wasted seamstress time for a useless feature. On the other hand, makes for some nice PR. How many of us would be talking about Janet and Justin right now if it weren't for that stunt? Can't buy this kind of publicity.
 
2004-02-02 01:04:58 AM
I dont care what her reaction was when it happened or what they were doing beforehand; if it wasnt meant to happen then why the hell would she even be wearing a pasty?
Rehearsed, and rehearsed well.
 
2004-02-02 01:08:47 AM
"It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime."


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 
2004-02-02 01:09:40 AM
Hmmm.

You're a washed up pop performer who has a brother facing child molestation charges and you've just been asked to perform a hit song a decade old during the Superbowl HT.

How do you try and revive your dead career and take the focus away from big bro?

Nipple guard and Justin.
 
2004-02-02 01:17:55 AM
IT WAS NOT A PASTY. IT WAS A NIPPLE GUARD.

/done now
 
2004-02-02 01:24:38 AM
That's no moon...
 
2004-02-02 01:33:44 AM
By the way, Drew, I think I singlehandedly managed to bring in about 12 new members tonight...
Sometime during a break in the 3rd quarter someone yells out 'go find those pics!'. They wanted to confirm whether it ws a pasty or not. Two girls go to the computer, theyre googling it for about 5 minutes or so, then I walk over and say 'move.' I type in fark.com and BAM! 'Janet Jackson flashes...'
I was a hero...everybody in the room is like 'omgwtf you found 'em in 2 seconds, where the hell did you go?'
Fark.com, I say. Fark.com

--and what the hell does the "HTML enabled, except for images" mean? Thats different from normal, somehow, but what do they mean about the images?--
 
2004-02-02 01:36:25 AM
Also, who cares ?
 
2004-02-02 01:41:06 AM
The Paris Hilton sex tape that was accidentally found sure helped out "The Simple Life" ratings by putting Paris on the map. Maybe the media thought they would try out some more accidental nudity to on music to blow up JJ's new album and put Janet back on the map. $$$
 
2004-02-02 01:42:42 AM
3000 more hits and this will make the top links page.
 
2004-02-02 01:42:51 AM
 
2004-02-02 01:48:52 AM
Dunno if I'm the only one who noticed it.. but wtf is Justin WEARING in this pic?
http://www.cs.montana.edu/~lindh/janet_closest.jpg

It's like some sort of embroidered cherry blossom shirt that you pick up for your girlfriend in the airport on the way home from some trip... very weird.
 
2004-02-02 01:50:11 AM
One pierced nipple with a shield. Look close at the hi-res shots and you can see the bar the goes through her nipple and holds the shield on.

Nice tit.
 
2004-02-02 01:52:33 AM
best mirror link of it yet www.tampabaydrunks.com/main.htm
 
2004-02-02 01:58:33 AM
For the last time people it wasn't a pasty!

My reading is that JT was supposed to expose the red bra only and simply grabbed too much. Matt Drudge was only partially right when he said that CBS had approved a shocking moment.

Unfortunately the stunt went wrong. The reaction pics completely tell the story.

Furthermore if JJ was planning to reveal her boob she would wear a proper pasty (a la Lil Kim) not an areola star contraption.

/feel free to debate me
 
2004-02-02 02:04:28 AM
Bill Maher called it correctly a few days ago in his blog when he dubbed this one the "Boner Bowl" because the damned thing was sponsored largely in part by the new competing erection pills Levitra and Cealis...

Aand if that wasn't enough after commercials featuring a guy in a kilt cooling his nads over street grate a la Marilyn and Cedric getting his nether region bikini waxed I'm amazed at the concern over man-faced Janet's droopy boob. The whole thing was only missing someone talking out his penis and waving it. Apparently even the streaker was too uptight to do so.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...

As to the Janet thing, my only question is why only one and not both? Or was that the 'malfunction' they were apologizing for?

Heck, I wouldn't have even known it had happened had I not cruised onto Fark before going to bed. Who watches the halftime show anyway?

To those of you exposing your children to the commercials and then being upset over the droopy boob shot, well, all I can say is I hope your kids grow up to be less uptight asshats than you.

Personally I thought the randy talking monkey commercial was the highlight of the night....
 
2004-02-02 02:05:28 AM
In some of the clearer shots you can see clearly that it's not a tassel, a pastie or anything of that sort. It's clearly a areola shield. I'd call it a nipple shield, but you can see the nipple clearly in the middle. Only the areola is covered.
 
2004-02-02 02:12:37 AM
Well, the nipple jewelry stock just went up a few more points, methinks.
 
2004-02-02 02:14:01 AM
After reading a bunch of the debate here did my own GIS for nipple shield.

Jackson's model was on the first page of images.

/mind made up on that point.
 
2004-02-02 02:33:56 AM
It's a f'cking boob, people. Get over it. All women have a pair, including your mother, sister(s), wife(s), girlfriend(s).

Americans are so prude, it's unbelievable.
 
2004-02-02 02:44:01 AM
bengalt1g3r

What I love about your post is that you assume that we have one mother, but leave open the possibility for more than one wife.

/polygamy rocks!
 
2004-02-02 02:48:58 AM
Got the streaker on Tivo. He was wearing referee clothes to get on the field, then began dancing an Irish jig. I think.
 
2004-02-02 02:54:11 AM
I was WAY more offended by "Puff Diddy"...The fact that he's appearing in a Super Bowl halftime show and not doing laundry in Sing Sing outrages me.
 
2004-02-02 03:38:04 AM
Planned event...

Cup removal was not accidental, there are clearly snaps as fasteners for it...

The "underbra" red piece is not a separate piece, sewn on as trip to removable cup...

Nipple has a star shaped, metal shield (not pasty) held over the areola with a piercing bar, tip of nip exposed...

Yes, my WIFE pointed it out to me, I saw it but didn't realize the ramifications until she asked me 'did they just tear her shirt off?'...

/have a nice day!
 
lbn
2004-02-02 03:55:19 AM
This was not an accident. Nothing unscripted and unrehearsed is aired on television these days. It's all about the illusion of spontaneity but that's all it is - illusion. Especially when you are talking about a production the size of the Super Bowl halftime show. It is all practiced until all participants can do it in their sleep. If you believe the feigned looks of indignation in those pictures I have some swamp land in Arizona I would like pitch to you.

Also, there's no such thing as "live" on any network television production. It all runs on a 5-10 second time delay that can be dumped with the press of the button. The fact this wasn't dumped implies it was planned. The person with his hand hovering over the dump button had to know not to hit it at this point.
 
2004-02-02 04:52:17 AM
 
2004-02-02 05:01:55 AM
that was unbelievably stupid but i'm glad they did it. now i'll never have to see those two idiots during another super bowl.
 
2004-02-02 05:12:57 AM
Only one good thing came out of that situation and it's that all the troops in the Middle East saw a boobie for the first time in a long time. It's a shame they check everyone's deployment bags for porno magazines. I'm thinking a pretty good cheer went up when they saw that.
 
2004-02-02 05:21:09 AM
CBS sucks donkey balls. It's time to ditch your Viacom stock while you still can, folks.
 
2004-02-02 05:34:26 AM
Farker "PeeOnYou" has the best link on the forum, its super close up and clear as can be.. here is the link.

High Res Pic

-TonySoprano
 
2004-02-02 05:55:11 AM
Just think, what if her bra(the red part that wasn't supposed to come off with the outter latex cup) got caught on the shield? ouchie!

By the looks of her outfit, and the nature of the song, I'd venture to guess that he was supposed to rip the latex thing off bit by bit, and leave her in a bra and panties or something. I didn't get to see it live, how far were they in to the song when that happened?
 
2004-02-02 05:57:24 AM
Her boob looks weird because the corset outfit is pushing some of it up and keeping some of it down. That's it.
 
2004-02-02 06:06:12 AM
Look at the picture. There's a red bra cup covering her other boob. I would assume that Justin was supposed to rip off the detachable leather cup, leaving just the red bra underneath, but the bra broke.

Anyone else see this?
 
2004-02-02 06:27:16 AM
NSFTV.
 
2004-02-02 06:37:15 AM
 
2004-02-02 06:51:28 AM
everyone says its scripted. Lies! Republican Conspiracy! if you look at the hi-res shots of the exposed area, theres that nice chocolate nipple right smack dab in the middle of that 'cyborg shiat'. Id go out on a limb and say something was supposed to happen, but not quite up to that caliber. Maybe something more risqu. You could go the route that Drudge has us wanting to think, that it was one big elaborate scheme. If this is the case, there are plenty of JFK/UFO/Elvis conspiracies to feed your hunger.

Speaking of 'ol JFK, when i turned to the TV and saw Janet clutching her breast, i thought she had been shot by a sniper. Quick! To the Book Depository.... Check the grassy knoll too while your at it.

that cyborg looking thing is probably a decorative piercing or tassle. My guess is piercing, due to the fact it serves no other honest function with the decorative sun. What would get her jollies wearing tassles under the jump suit? I'm not up to speed on my piercings due in large part to me having none so any supporting ideas would be nice, guys.

Anyways, i think its pretty strange we're debating the accident/intent of this little stunt. Let alone, making zoom shots of Janet Jackson's exposed nipple. I'd rather see the nip and not the face. Shes got one scary Michael Jackson-lookin face that could never hold my erection. Did it ever occur to you guys that shes hella ugly?

But hey, as much as I complain... i know this is a male-run society; so bring on 'dem taddies. Thread count is at what, 3? I can't wait til the NSFW Photoshop =D
 
2004-02-02 06:53:58 AM
I think it's MJ - the shoes are a dead giveaway.
 
2004-02-02 06:54:37 AM
retrosteve

Agreed!
 
2004-02-02 07:42:10 AM
A few observations:

As other have pointed out, the piece that Justin Timberlake took off Janet's costume was suppose to come off and came off exactly as designed. There was no "inner lining" that was suppose to stay behind, because there was no inner lining. Some might ask, "why not have the whole rack exposed as Julie Andrews did in "S.O.B."? Simple. Exposing one breast can made made to *look* like an accident if necessary from a PR stand point, two breasts and we're clearly into soft porn.

As stunts go, this one rates as "predictable but unwise". However, if you are looking to take one for the team, exposing yourself to billions is one sure way to get attention toward you and away from your older wierdo brother.

CBS has announced that MTV would no longer be doing Super Bowl Halftime shows. Given the number of production companies that are lined up to put on the show, it was unlikely MTV was going to get another shot at it any time soon anyway. Everybody wins here. MTV gets to perpetuate the myth that it's cutting edge, Janet and Justin get all sorts of buzz about them going, and the TV networks get guaranteed numbers for next year and subsequent years, because who knows what they might see next time?

FYI: We are *so* being played....

--h
 
2004-02-02 08:02:17 AM
I'm sure the red underbra just tore apart that easily (Sarcasm). No, it was all one piece, and if it was an accident Justin ripping the bra would have pulled Janet off balance to the point of nearly falling over. I can't believe that people could still think it was an accident! Even popstars can act a little.
 
2004-02-02 08:26:25 AM
 
2004-02-02 08:39:28 AM
YUCK...I'm BLIND!!
 
2004-02-02 08:39:35 AM
What's silly is how we can show gruesome murders without batting an eyelash, but show a portion of one female breast, something that 3 billion people HAVE THEIR OWN OF, and it's *gasp* *horror* "my children went to bed" etc etc.

Get your priorities straight, America.
 
2004-02-02 08:42:16 AM
How do you know there was no inner lining? That blown up pic of the piece Justin is holding shows the OUTSIDE of the costume. It's really easy... pretend you are him. pantomime his action of reaching across and tearing, and returning your hand to your side. You end up with the outside facing out, upside down, just as seen in the picture.
 
2004-02-02 08:59:54 AM
man o man, he CLEARLY reached over and pulled that article off, which can be seen as completely deliberate because his reaching and "tearing" move seemed to have no apparent
relevence to the dance routine (that had already ended)

this is tasteless, even shocking, concidering how many children would see this little stunt
 
2004-02-02 09:01:06 AM
She's got spinner pasties, to match the hubcaps on her Escalade!
 
2004-02-02 09:07:32 AM
Just proves we as americans can not handle a little sexually related content on TV. Makes me sick.

Im sure Im fired from work I said the word nipple outloud.
 
2004-02-02 09:08:50 AM
"FYI: We are *so* being played...."

people talking about this like we are seems to be what "they" wanted, and got ...

now, if somebody maintains that this was an accident
a week from now, that's an entirely different story

again, this stunt was weak and demeaning to anyone witnessing it
 
2004-02-02 09:11:32 AM
This is a hoot, not least because the BBC is showing an uncensored version on its site..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/us_sport/photo_galleries/3450553. stm

One day somebody will have to explain to me the US's fear of nipples....
 
2004-02-02 09:11:41 AM
"Just proves we as americans can not handle a little sexually related content on TV."

exposing yourself in public isnt sexual, it's illegal, champ >>> doing it for a global audience of millions makes it that much more wrong

there's sex ALL over tv, if you watch it
 
2004-02-02 09:21:16 AM
Don't like the Jacksons. Another publicity stunt, flashin' and grabbin' Justin's a$$.

/ONLY need marching bands and bouncing cheerleaders at halftime.

/Hip-hop stunt to divert attention from "Michelle". Freaks.
 
2004-02-02 09:22:37 AM
Blah Blah Blah. Illegal my ass. It's a boob. Get over it, moron.
 
2004-02-02 09:22:53 AM
I say it is scripted and that it is not a pastie, because you can clearly see that the nipple was poking out of the middle and there is a bar that run horizontal through it.

I this is the reason that don't let my family watch that stuff. She is really a tramp. Justin needs a boost in his career also.

Prediction for 2005... Jenna Jameson will bang Harry Cox while Brittney and Madonna make out to Aerosmith and some old geezers play some tunes that we faintly remember.
 
2004-02-02 09:23:31 AM
Even before the nipple appeared, and the two were bumping & grinding all over the stage, I sat there yelling, "She's old enough to be your mother!"

Then he grabbed the cup and we all saw the old girl's goodies. I wasn't offended or excited. More weirded out than anything.
 
2004-02-02 09:36:09 AM
What is this thing you call a Superbowl?
 
2004-02-02 09:48:42 AM
"Blah Blah Blah. Illegal my ass. It's a boob. Get over it, moron."

wtf ever einsteen, public exposure is against the law, period, and that was my point.

try this out for fun:
go out and pull this chit in a crowded mall or resturant, when the authoritys roll up i highly doubt *your opinion*
of the law will make much of a difference when they're reading you your rights.
 
2004-02-02 09:54:33 AM
WORST. BOOBIE. EVAR.
 
2004-02-02 09:54:33 AM
GAH!

Talk about old and busted.
 
2004-02-02 09:58:57 AM
It's a BOOB.
 
2004-02-02 10:05:25 AM
Could they have picked anyone LESS culturally significant? Janet Jackson? wtf?

Of course this was a planned stunt. Somebody at MTV realized long ahead of time that no one cared about Janet, so they brought in the successor to her brother's throne to make people care at all and then had him rip her shirt off so they could make people actually care.

I mean seriously, if she hadn't exposed her boobie, would ANYONE have talked about her performance today? definately not... MTV wasn't gonna let ANYONE upstage them, even the biggest sporting event on the planet.
 
2004-02-02 10:13:13 AM
vid clip for all you lamers who wanna see a tit on TV: sp-janet-jackson-superbowl.avi
 
2004-02-02 10:15:40 AM
She's looking kinda saggy, there. Seen her looking MUCH better in other shots. Oh well.

And thank you JOHNNY DARE

Dude on 98.9 The Rock in KC giving Fark.com to everyone that calls up asking for the shot, on air.
 
2004-02-02 10:36:56 AM
That was the breast halftime show I'd seen in recent mammary.
/Got nuthin.
 
2004-02-02 10:45:44 AM
I think the fact that her boob was exposed was an accident. I mean, maybe her bra ripped off or somethin and that was all we were supposed to see.
 
2004-02-02 10:48:18 AM
And she just happened to be wearing a mettalic pastie.
 
2004-02-02 10:58:34 AM
Speaking of Nipple Shields, some of the finest are found here.
Xcentricities.com - Nipple Shields and Stretchers
 
2004-02-02 11:05:24 AM
nice boobie jewelry, I have to say. Only part of the halftime show worth watching, sadly.
 
2004-02-02 11:07:27 AM
Gross!
 
2004-02-02 11:10:38 AM
Geez!
I go to sleep for a few hours and 400+ people get here before me.

Nice breast though.
 
2004-02-02 11:33:40 AM
re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-farked?
 
2004-02-02 11:46:49 AM
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Farked/Slashdotted/Drudged/etc.
 
2004-02-02 11:51:59 AM
OK, it's the morning after and we non-Americans are trying hard understand why (in 2004) this is headline news... It's OK to show people killing each other on US TV, but not God's work; it's OK to glorify destruction, but not creation...? You can show children dead bodies on US TV, so long as their clothed...? THE USA has some serious thinking to do the next time it goes to war to impose its morality on nations it knows nothing about.
 
2004-02-02 11:53:11 AM
once again, being American is laughable...

Top Story: women's boob exposed on TV...

Back Pages (and not reported at all): 56 people die in bombing in Iraq. Our president is a criminal and should be impeached.


Get over the teet. we all have them. Turn on Cinemax after 11pm and you'll have more than you can ever want.

What about the children?
 
2004-02-02 11:55:24 AM
"Hey Peter, man..."
 
2004-02-02 12:06:13 PM
Her boobs aren't god's work anyway. They're fake as hell.
 
2004-02-02 12:12:25 PM
All you farkers are missing the point:

The stunt HAD TO be fixed beforehand, otherwise she wouldn't have that thingee covering her nipple; for god's sake, can't you see a put-up job when it's right under your eyes???

This is the fakest thing I have ever seen since the day the FBI said David Koresh had been shot to death, five days before the body was identified and all the evidence at hand said he had been burned to death.

You people need to learn how to think logically.
 
2004-02-02 01:08:07 PM
olddinosaur has a very very good point.
 
2004-02-02 01:08:09 PM
So the moveon.org ad was too controversial for CBS because it mentioned our national debt, but showing nudity is no problem.

What a bunch of total bullshiat. F CBS.
 
2004-02-02 01:16:19 PM
I have no b/w limit!! hahaha FARK me!!!

actually I do have a limit, I just limited y'all to 400kb/sec max so you don't waste my TB/month. Enjoy...

Oh and here's a closeup of the boobie courtesy of drudge report. You can see that it was a stick on cover, but rather a crazy piercing on her nipple (nipple shield)
 
2004-02-02 01:17:50 PM
fark! You can see that it was *not* a stick on cover, but rather a crazy piercing on her nipple (nipple shield).


^-- dumbass
 
2004-02-02 01:22:18 PM
You have to hand it to Karl Rove and the Bush Administration - Getting Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlate to expose her breast at the Super Bowl the night before 50+ people were killed in Iraq was quite a coup...
 
2004-02-02 01:23:20 PM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 185168 times


Holy crap
 
2004-02-02 01:23:25 PM
LOL at columboy
 
2004-02-02 01:30:38 PM
YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!
 
2004-02-02 01:31:20 PM
The sad thing is that now Janet will probably show up in Hustler or Playboy or something similar. Get ready for the Jackson nudity train, and just thank your lucky starts it isn't Michael.
 
2004-02-02 01:44:44 PM
OR thank your lucky stars too, as that might have similar effects. Lousy typos.


p.s. Farkers have clicked on the above link 189508 times


Another 19,072 more hits and it ties the top link. And since it's going to be on the main page awhile, I bet that we can get at least 19,073 to make it #1.
 
2004-02-02 02:15:07 PM
I agree with all the foriegners comments about how repressed and stupid american culture is. HOWEVER, cdhc.618, you forgot one little rule. Canadians only speak when spoken to.
 
2004-02-02 02:20:07 PM
The funny thing is, it's feb 2nd... most b/w counters reset on the first day of the month... so fark.com used up an entire month of that person's b/w in 1 day.
 
2004-02-02 03:10:37 PM
fab5freddykruger: It was a tit. Get over it. I think almost everyone on this board know public nudity is illegal, but I don't see anything offensive about it.
 
2004-02-02 03:36:49 PM
mmmmmmm.... booooobie....
 
2004-02-02 03:40:17 PM
Olddinosaur:

It's called jewelry, I bet she wears it everyday. The problem is that it could have been staged, but it could have been an accident. Just because something could be a set-up doesn't make it so.

So you can stop with the ANNOYING CAPITALIZATION when you think your OPINION in infalible.
 
2004-02-02 03:42:28 PM
MTV issued a contrite statement in which it also apologized, saying the incident was "unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance."

Lie #1

Timberlake said he did not intend to expose Jackson's breast.


Lie #2.

wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl,"

Lie #3.

because we ALL know performers NEVER reherse and always are suprised when something like that happens.
That's what makes it worse.
EVERYBODY is lying about it. How stupid!
Just say it was PR and let it go.
It reminds me of when the Army said it was a weather balloon at Area 51.
 
2004-02-02 03:43:37 PM
traid it wasn't just fark. That site was publicized on several other locations around the 'net. It was a combination of hits that did it, though fark.com probably was the most responsible.


And this link has now made it to #1 in comments! Woo!
 
2004-02-02 03:44:20 PM
Er top links I mean. But who cares! It's a boobies link!
 
2004-02-02 04:07:59 PM
Wimp Lo: "Janet rules, baby!"

Chosen One: "And who exactly does she rule? The large dark nipple people?"
 
2004-02-02 04:16:24 PM
hey guys, does anyone have a cut and paste address to the pic?
 
2004-02-02 04:26:06 PM
quoting CycoMiko, "Hope Beyonce Knowles doesn't do this type of stuff...but if she does, I'll be annihilating gaggles of kittens."

holy crap...I just blew Aquafina all over...
 
2004-02-02 04:28:44 PM
My girls were watching the whole game and half-time show. If I had to choose between them showing Janet or the Moveon.org ad, I would've chosen Janet. My girls knew that Janet's behavior wasn't appropriate and were disgusted. The Moveon.org's inflammatory ad would've caused them to think our President is trying to harm them in some way and would've caused more damage to them than Janet's boob.

Easy - Janet's a bad person.
Hard - explaining how some organizations are out to make our President look bad for their own benefit.
 
2004-02-02 04:29:11 PM
looking at the wonderful close up at drudgereport.com, is it just me, or do I see a snap on stud on the costume where the cup came off? Like the costume was MADE to come off
 
2004-02-02 04:36:23 PM
We should make Janet an honorary farkette for showing her boobie.
 
2004-02-02 04:40:56 PM
moveon.org more damaging to your kids than the tit?

would you rather your daughters be a shade bit politically active in their everyday lives, or would you rather them show you their pierced nipples with a shield?

I betcha thats not their only piercing either....
 
2004-02-02 04:54:36 PM
no one asked you to speak archie blue eyes
/retard
 
2004-02-02 06:04:55 PM
Link re-re-re-re-re-refarked.
 
2004-02-02 06:13:29 PM
Just so everyone knows, What shes wearing is called a nipple shield. A barbell goes through the nipple and attaches on both sides by securing beads on the ends. The barbell holds the shield on. Peircing, not pastie
 
2004-02-02 06:14:03 PM
I don't think I've ever seen this many "Bandwidth Limit Exceeded" links in a single thread before.
 
2004-02-02 06:16:36 PM
Who the hell would have their nipple pierced anyway? Geez talk about painful. And I'd bring up the idea of her breast feeding a child, but thankfully she's never going to have children. Nor do I want to think of something like that happening. *vomit*
 
2004-02-02 06:49:51 PM
Did anyone else think that her boob looked not that good....

I mean, if she were completely topless, they would look like two eggs nailed to a board?
 
2004-02-02 07:05:18 PM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 246166 times

Whoa.
 
RXR
2004-02-02 07:07:04 PM
http://www.nice-tits.org/
 
2004-02-02 08:01:10 PM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 255584 times

Over a quarter of a million hits!

 
2004-02-02 08:14:11 PM
Methinks this image has crashed more servers and used up all the bandwidth on more accounts than all others combined. And it's not even that great.
 
2004-02-02 08:48:07 PM
 
2004-02-02 10:34:58 PM
FarkingLikeIts1999
Who the hell would have their nipple pierced anyway? Geez talk about painful. And I'd bring up the idea of her breast feeding a child, but thankfully she's never going to have children. Nor do I want to think of something like that happening. *vomit*

God gave girls two nipples for a reason
 
2004-02-02 10:59:11 PM
ironic, it's broked again
 
2004-02-02 10:59:20 PM
"I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction."

Yeah, this is what it was supposed to do. NSFW

It's TWICE as good!
 
2004-02-02 11:10:30 PM
That's a lot of clickies on that link
 
2004-02-02 11:15:29 PM
Sigh, Im gunna go on the side the its a JACKSON Man......behind all those nipple shields and boobs its a the other jackson........ill refrain from saying his name
 
2004-02-02 11:30:44 PM
I think Frags pic need to be a photoshop!
 
2004-02-03 07:00:52 AM
http://www.muchosucko.com/img3252g62T.html
 
2004-02-03 10:29:53 AM
RXR

Smart a$$ :-)

I followed your link and got a grin out of it.
 
2004-02-03 12:45:44 PM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 300178 times


Wow.
 
2004-02-03 08:32:16 PM
You know that stars careers are going down the tubes when they start pulling stunts like this to get noticed. I think the whole incident would have gotten more publicity if Janet had ripped off justins shirt, and showed off his boobs.

umm...Nah I got nothing.
 
2004-02-04 01:59:26 AM
Let me get this straight:

We got deficit nearing $400 billion
We got 6 contenders left for the Democratic nomination for Presdient.
We got news stories about kids killed or abducted
We got a mysterious chemical found in the Senate Building

And what we're talking about right now, Janet's exposed breast. Everyone talk about is designed to promote her new single. Yet, she sang songs from yesteryear. The same goes to Kid Rock and Nelly.

Note to Superbowl Halftime Show organization: Whoever is on next year's show, please play new stuff.

I don't care if this incident was staged or not, the only promoting this will be for this website I found today (Not Safe For Work) on Sin Metal News. All this talk about breasts made me realize I should have went to Suicide Girls (NSFW) Burlesque Tour on Monday. At least, I know the ladies did intend to go topless.
 
2004-02-04 11:04:27 AM
I AM THE OWNER OF KALEIRISH.COM.... and I am humble before the power of Fark.

stats:

-40 GB/month bandwidth gone in about 2.5 hours

-peak # of hits was about 47,000 hits/hour for 2.5 hours straight

-served about 211,000 actual images before bandwidth was shut off at 43.7 GB

-Feb 2, 2004 had about 550,000 clicks; only 37,000 served the actual image, then bandwidth was exceeded and 513,000 "509" errors were delivered.

-Gave up after 800,000 hits and parked the domain until the end of February.



Hardware used to captured the HDTV screenshot:


http://www.digitalconnection.com/Products/Video/fusion2.asp
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So for about $200 you could be watching, recording, and capping great upcoming stuff like:

-the Grammys on CBS (next week) (in 1080i)
-Oscars on ABC (end of February)(in 720P)

...then share your work with the rest of the world (post to newsgroups like alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities)

Thanks guys...
 
2004-02-04 07:17:45 PM
You people are a bunch of sick bored farks.Thank's only to Dark Johnson for finally ferrating out the truth.
 
2004-02-05 09:16:37 AM
Anyone notice in this picture (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39809000/jpg/_39809915_justin_janet300.jpg ) before Justin reached over and tore off anything, top-layer or bottom-layer, that her corset was already coming apart and from that picture, there was no bottom layer and the red frilly crap was just trim?

Just a late observation...
 
2004-02-05 03:11:17 PM
this is way past time that I should be posting, but Archie Blue Eyes, that was freaking funny!
 
2004-03-07 02:00:12 PM
remember it is always easier to ask for forgivness than permission....
 
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