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(Daily Mail)   Where is she, Miss Nebraska?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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2014-03-05 01:16:26 AM  
6 votes:
This is so nice.  A teenage girl is missing and people are downing her looks. 

I know, welcometofark.jpg, still, as a parent who has lost a child, I can sympathize with her parents because there is nothing worse in the world.

Hope she is found safe.
2014-03-05 01:32:46 AM  
3 votes:
A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.
2014-03-05 01:08:05 AM  
3 votes:
www.ae5x.com
2014-03-05 01:07:28 AM  
3 votes:
Dude looks like a lady...
2014-03-05 01:34:50 AM  
2 votes:
Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.
2014-03-05 12:53:58 AM  
2 votes:
Michaela Wells, 16

I haven't seen that name spelled correctly in ages. It's always Mikayla, Makayla, Mykayla, McKayla, etc.
2014-03-05 01:00:10 PM  
1 votes:
Well, hope she's found not rotting in a hole in the ground, but seriously, how'd she win with eyebrows and a face like that?

Was the competition that much worse?
2014-03-05 08:03:32 AM  
1 votes:
there you go fellow farkers... next time your mom asks you to leave the basement to throw out the trash, you show her this so she knows how dangerous that is and why you shouldn't have to do it.
2014-03-05 05:00:47 AM  
1 votes:
How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.
2014-03-05 02:05:22 AM  
1 votes:

aerojockey: Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.


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"How YOU doin'?"
2014-03-05 01:48:01 AM  
1 votes:
Being the Daily Fail, she's probably been safely in bed fighting a cold.
2014-03-05 01:14:56 AM  
1 votes:
Anybody check her mail? Maybe she won the lottery.
ww2.hdnux.com

Hope she makes it home safe.. and moves away from Nebraska.
2014-03-05 01:06:08 AM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.


Judging from the pics in the article, her eyebrows should show up on any ground based radar in the area.  I'd start there.
2014-03-05 01:04:49 AM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: The Daily Mail is running amber alerts for Nebraska now?   I guess they don't even try to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience.


Whooosh! It has nothing to do with that. It's the fact that Nebraska and Britain have the same low standards of beauty.
2014-03-05 01:04:09 AM  
1 votes:
Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.
 
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