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(Daily Mail)   Where is she, Miss Nebraska?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-03-05 12:26:03 AM  
Shaun Eckert unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-05 12:29:05 AM  

Triumph: Shaun Eckert unavailable for comment.


Shawn Eckhardt neither.
 
2014-03-05 12:38:32 AM  
The Daily Mail is running amber alerts for Nebraska now?   I guess they don't even try to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience.

/Still, hopefully they find her safe and sound.
 
2014-03-05 12:53:58 AM  
Michaela Wells, 16

I haven't seen that name spelled correctly in ages. It's always Mikayla, Makayla, Mykayla, McKayla, etc.
 
2014-03-05 01:04:09 AM  
Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.
 
2014-03-05 01:04:49 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: The Daily Mail is running amber alerts for Nebraska now?   I guess they don't even try to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience.


Whooosh! It has nothing to do with that. It's the fact that Nebraska and Britain have the same low standards of beauty.
 
f2f
2014-03-05 01:05:22 AM  
LOOK FOR HER UNDER THE EYEBROWS!
 
2014-03-05 01:06:08 AM  

Prey4reign: Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.


Judging from the pics in the article, her eyebrows should show up on any ground based radar in the area.  I'd start there.
 
2014-03-05 01:07:28 AM  
Dude looks like a lady...
 
2014-03-05 01:08:05 AM  
www.ae5x.com
 
2014-03-05 01:12:16 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: I guess they don't even try to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience.


They used to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience?
 
2014-03-05 01:13:08 AM  
Kinda ugly
 
2014-03-05 01:13:48 AM  
I'll bet that young lady has a lot of thick short black hair on her..shower drain.
 
2014-03-05 01:14:56 AM  
Anybody check her mail? Maybe she won the lottery.
ww2.hdnux.com

Hope she makes it home safe.. and moves away from Nebraska.
 
2014-03-05 01:16:25 AM  
scallywagandvagabond.com

Maybe she's in the same place Miss Colorado ended up
 
2014-03-05 01:16:26 AM  
This is so nice.  A teenage girl is missing and people are downing her looks. 

I know, welcometofark.jpg, still, as a parent who has lost a child, I can sympathize with her parents because there is nothing worse in the world.

Hope she is found safe.
 
2014-03-05 01:16:52 AM  
She's cute but not kidnap worthy, imho.
 
2014-03-05 01:16:56 AM  
the bellevue police seem.....unconcerned.

methinks she ran off with boyfriend parents don't approve of.

I'll drive kinda sorta close to her house after I leave work. I'll let you guys know if I see anything weird.
 
2014-03-05 01:17:40 AM  
Her?
 
2014-03-05 01:20:44 AM  

PreMortem: She's cute but not kidnap worthy, imho.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-03-05 01:22:00 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: This is so nice.  A teenage girl is missing and people are downing her looks. 

I know, welcometofark.jpg, still, as a parent who has lost a child, I can sympathize with her parents because there is nothing worse in the world.

Hope she is found safe.


I have a daughter and would only hope that she is safe and sound but it seems that there is no foul play other than what some fortunate boyfriend is applying to her...

probably even as we speak.
 
2014-03-05 01:22:35 AM  
Though Wells is pictured on Facebook wearing a sash that reads "Miss Nebraska Teen" she is not Miss Nebraska Teen USA. Wells currently holds the title of USA National Miss Teen Nebraska. This should not be confused with Miss Nebraska Teen USA.

If you got the cash, you've got a title in the pageant world. In other news, Rand Paul announced today that he had been crowned Miss Water Buddha Kentucky.
 
2014-03-05 01:23:49 AM  
Is it to late for a Boston style lock down?
39+ hours...
 
2014-03-05 01:23:59 AM  
A flock of hungry birds mistook her eyebrows for caterpillars, and she was eaten alive.
 
2014-03-05 01:32:46 AM  
A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.
 
2014-03-05 01:34:50 AM  
Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.
 
2014-03-05 01:35:53 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: A teenage girl is missing


A rich white kid is missing.

This is not a memorable event. The fact that it is being reported is.
 
2014-03-05 01:36:13 AM  
She's got kind of an Anne Hathaway thing going on.
 
2014-03-05 01:40:01 AM  

C18H27NO3: A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.


And yet the police still think there's no foul play?
 
2014-03-05 01:40:45 AM  
I dunno, Alaska?

/nuthin
 
2014-03-05 01:41:03 AM  
As Mrs. Miller said on that show,"it's as if names these days are chosen from a bunch of scrabble tiles."
 
2014-03-05 01:41:12 AM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: C18H27NO3: A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.

And yet the police still think there's no foul play?


citation?
 
2014-03-05 01:43:02 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: 89 Stick-Up Kid: C18H27NO3: A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.

And yet the police still think there's no foul play?

citation?


Oh, I missed the bullet points at the top.
39 hours though really?
 
2014-03-05 01:45:22 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: 89 Stick-Up Kid: C18H27NO3: A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.

And yet the police still think there's no foul play?

citation?


http://www.omaha.com/article/20140304/NEWS/140309454 
"At this time there is no evidence to indicate Michaela left her residence against her own will or that foul play is involved," Synowiecki said.
 
2014-03-05 01:48:01 AM  
Being the Daily Fail, she's probably been safely in bed fighting a cold.
 
2014-03-05 01:51:18 AM  
"What concerns them the most is that their daughter wasn't dresses for the weather..."

I find myself concerned with this as well.
 
2014-03-05 01:59:07 AM  
HOLY shiat THERE'S A MISSING WHITE GIRL!!!!!
 
2014-03-05 02:01:44 AM  
In what world is she a beauty queen? Needs to wax them caterpillars on her face. She has potential, but not quite there yet.
 
2014-03-05 02:05:22 AM  

aerojockey: Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.


1.bp.blogspot.com
"How YOU doin'?"
 
2014-03-05 02:05:52 AM  

SpaceBison: p4p3rm4t3: 89 Stick-Up Kid: C18H27NO3: A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.

And yet the police still think there's no foul play?

citation?

http://www.omaha.com/article/20140304/NEWS/140309454 
"At this time there is no evidence to indicate Michaela left her residence against her own will or that foul play is involved," Synowiecki said.


But seriously though, she left her phone? Hasn't had it for 39+ hours. Hasn't tried in any way to get it back?
Was dressed for the prom? Just taking the trash out (how far is that anyway I mean wtf) to the curb where the windowless free candy van is parked. Thirty nine hours. Based on the pictures of the missing person I think we are looking for a suspect that wears a hat of some kind.
 
2014-03-05 02:10:22 AM  
img.chan4chan.com
Her ride to the prom?
 
2014-03-05 02:34:52 AM  
CONFESS!
 
2014-03-05 02:36:12 AM  
aceflashman.files.wordpress.com

/ Hay guzes...
 
2014-03-05 02:54:53 AM  
Im not going to read the whole thread, but making a beauty queen daughter take out the trash ? Bullocks.
 
2014-03-05 03:13:32 AM  
She is in Carcosa now.
 
2014-03-05 03:14:35 AM  
39 + hours with no phone? From my experience with teenagers, she can't live more than a couple of hours without her phone.  Poor thing has probably already turned to dust.
 
2014-03-05 03:35:30 AM  
Wonder if they have looked in the Iraq ?
 
2014-03-05 03:56:13 AM  
as a Nebraskan, how on earth is she Miss Nebraska?

/also, that's not how you spell Bellevue
//also also, hope she's ok.
 
2014-03-05 04:29:06 AM  

Prey4reign: Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.


Judging from the first picture in the article, she's NEKKID.
 
2014-03-05 04:35:29 AM  

elguerodiablo: She is in Carcosa now.


Was that totally random, or is there some tie-in to The King in Yellow that I am missing?
 
2014-03-05 04:48:28 AM  

Omahawg: the bellevue police seem.....unconcerned.

methinks she ran off with boyfriend parents don't approve of.

I'll drive kinda sorta close to her house after I leave work. I'll let you guys know if I see anything weird.


I dunno Omahawg.  Late-night cruises past a 16-year-old beauty pageant winner's house?

I think I see something weird.

;)
 
2014-03-05 05:00:47 AM  
How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.
 
2014-03-05 05:22:28 AM  
Wait, where's the IHOP in Bellevue?
 
2014-03-05 06:56:29 AM  

Witty Comment: How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.


Yeah, they aren't concerned because they think she is with someone she knows. I guess no one ever gets killed or raped by someone they know.
 
2014-03-05 07:09:37 AM  

Lorelle: Michaela Wells, 16

I haven't seen that name spelled correctly in ages. It's always Mikayla, Makayla, Mykayla, McKayla, etc.


I don't think it's possible to spell a proper name incorrectly other than to spell it differently than was given.

I think the word you needed was "traditionally".
 
2014-03-05 07:25:21 AM  

Dahnkster: Anybody check her mail? Maybe she won the lottery.
[ww2.hdnux.com image 628x260]

Hope she makes it home safe.. and moves away from Nebraska.


"She was a whore!"
 
2014-03-05 07:55:19 AM  
Why does it take ten minutes to take the garbage out? Is their garbage can half a mile away?
 
2014-03-05 08:03:32 AM  
there you go fellow farkers... next time your mom asks you to leave the basement to throw out the trash, you show her this so she knows how dangerous that is and why you shouldn't have to do it.
 
2014-03-05 08:21:41 AM  
Has a  national "Missing Pretty White Girl" alert been issued yet? Is Nancy Grace tracking the situation?

And seriously, what's with all the trashing of her looks? So she looks like a 14yr old boy, get over it.
 
2014-03-05 08:22:33 AM  
You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
but you can't steal the Gator Bowl queen.
 
2014-03-05 09:10:26 AM  

Witty Comment: How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.


Getting those things waxed before the prom could take a couple days.
 
2014-03-05 09:13:12 AM  
cache.boston.com

Perhaps she wouldn't have gotten lost if she had maps like, such as and...
 
2014-03-05 12:00:43 PM  

fusillade762: She's got kind of an Anne Hathaway thing going on.


My thoughts exactly.
/She'll turn up.
//Hopefully alive.
 
2014-03-05 12:29:58 PM  

Technoir: Has a  national "Missing Pretty White Girl" alert been issued yet?


She's not blonde enough.

/Also hoping she turns up safe
//You can spot the parents on this thread from the comments
 
2014-03-05 01:00:10 PM  
Well, hope she's found not rotting in a hole in the ground, but seriously, how'd she win with eyebrows and a face like that?

Was the competition that much worse?
 
2014-03-05 01:13:20 PM  

f2f: LOOK FOR HER UNDER THE EYEBROWS!


Came here to say this.

/Lives in Lincoln.
 
2014-03-05 01:21:46 PM  

f2f: LOOK FOR HER UNDER THE EYEBROWS!


In Mordor. Seriously, she looks like Elijah Wood:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-05 01:32:00 PM  
This is sad.
 
2014-03-05 01:56:08 PM  

jaybeezey: Yeah, they aren't concerned because they think she is with someone she knows. I guess no one ever gets killed or raped by someone they know.


If she were 18 and there was evidence that she left voluntarily, the police would not try to retrieve her.  How old do you have to be before the police will not consider you a "runaway" and drag you back to your parents?  Is it a state-by-state thing?
 
2014-03-05 09:09:29 PM  
Maybe she's walking the Earth, like Kane from Kung Fu, meeting people, getting into adventures.

Maybe she's browsing online as we speak, hopefully.
 
2014-03-05 09:16:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
assets.nydailynews.com
 
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