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2014-03-05 04:48:28 AM

Omahawg: the bellevue police seem.....unconcerned.

methinks she ran off with boyfriend parents don't approve of.

I'll drive kinda sorta close to her house after I leave work. I'll let you guys know if I see anything weird.


I dunno Omahawg.  Late-night cruises past a 16-year-old beauty pageant winner's house?

I think I see something weird.

;)
 
2014-03-05 05:00:47 AM
How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.
 
2014-03-05 05:22:28 AM
Wait, where's the IHOP in Bellevue?
 
2014-03-05 06:56:29 AM

Witty Comment: How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.


Yeah, they aren't concerned because they think she is with someone she knows. I guess no one ever gets killed or raped by someone they know.
 
2014-03-05 07:09:37 AM

Lorelle: Michaela Wells, 16

I haven't seen that name spelled correctly in ages. It's always Mikayla, Makayla, Mykayla, McKayla, etc.


I don't think it's possible to spell a proper name incorrectly other than to spell it differently than was given.

I think the word you needed was "traditionally".
 
2014-03-05 07:25:21 AM

Dahnkster: Anybody check her mail? Maybe she won the lottery.
[ww2.hdnux.com image 628x260]

Hope she makes it home safe.. and moves away from Nebraska.


"She was a whore!"
 
2014-03-05 07:55:19 AM
Why does it take ten minutes to take the garbage out? Is their garbage can half a mile away?
 
2014-03-05 08:03:32 AM
there you go fellow farkers... next time your mom asks you to leave the basement to throw out the trash, you show her this so she knows how dangerous that is and why you shouldn't have to do it.
 
2014-03-05 08:21:41 AM
Has a  national "Missing Pretty White Girl" alert been issued yet? Is Nancy Grace tracking the situation?

And seriously, what's with all the trashing of her looks? So she looks like a 14yr old boy, get over it.
 
2014-03-05 08:22:33 AM
You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
but you can't steal the Gator Bowl queen.
 
2014-03-05 09:10:26 AM

Witty Comment: How the hell are the police "unconcerned"? Do they have some sort of information the parents don't? Do they believe she's acting entirely in character, and they know her better than everyone else?

Way to go, pigs. Way to go.


Getting those things waxed before the prom could take a couple days.
 
2014-03-05 09:13:12 AM
cache.boston.com

Perhaps she wouldn't have gotten lost if she had maps like, such as and...
 
2014-03-05 12:00:43 PM

fusillade762: She's got kind of an Anne Hathaway thing going on.


My thoughts exactly.
/She'll turn up.
//Hopefully alive.
 
2014-03-05 12:29:58 PM

Technoir: Has a  national "Missing Pretty White Girl" alert been issued yet?


She's not blonde enough.

/Also hoping she turns up safe
//You can spot the parents on this thread from the comments
 
2014-03-05 01:00:10 PM
Well, hope she's found not rotting in a hole in the ground, but seriously, how'd she win with eyebrows and a face like that?

Was the competition that much worse?
 
2014-03-05 01:13:20 PM

f2f: LOOK FOR HER UNDER THE EYEBROWS!


Came here to say this.

/Lives in Lincoln.
 
2014-03-05 01:21:46 PM

f2f: LOOK FOR HER UNDER THE EYEBROWS!


In Mordor. Seriously, she looks like Elijah Wood:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-05 01:32:00 PM
This is sad.
 
2014-03-05 01:56:08 PM

jaybeezey: Yeah, they aren't concerned because they think she is with someone she knows. I guess no one ever gets killed or raped by someone they know.


If she were 18 and there was evidence that she left voluntarily, the police would not try to retrieve her.  How old do you have to be before the police will not consider you a "runaway" and drag you back to your parents?  Is it a state-by-state thing?
 
2014-03-05 09:09:29 PM
Maybe she's walking the Earth, like Kane from Kung Fu, meeting people, getting into adventures.

Maybe she's browsing online as we speak, hopefully.
 
2014-03-05 09:16:23 PM
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