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(Talking Points Memo)   Sarah Palin wants President Obama to be more like a) America's icon Ronald Reagan, b) America's idol John Wayne, c) Russian's bare chested de-facto dictator Vladimir Putin   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 70
    More: Dumbass, Sarah Palin, President Obama, Vladimir Putin, mom jeans, humans  
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2014-03-05 06:45:50 AM  
5 votes:

Mentat: ekdikeo4: Someone answer me this, because I'm too young to remember specifics --

 Did we (the US) have armed forces in a continuous conflict or "peace keeping" phase at any point during Reagan's presidency?  I'm reasonably certain that between Bush 1 and now, we've had continuous forces at conflict in the middle east, but all I remember from the Reagan era was dropping bombs on Libya and somewhere in South America (Panama?).  It seems weird that, if that's the case, the one guy that everyone assumed was going to start WW3 may have been the least aggressive of our leaders since I've been alive ...  (not counting Carter, he wasn't aggressive at all, but his hands were tied by other's actions, and I was only 4 when Carter left office, so I can't really speak too much about that)

We were keeping peace all over the place.  Except for Beirut.  Those motherfarkers in Grenada learned a harsh lesson after that incident.


cdn3.whatculture.com
2014-03-05 01:22:16 AM  
5 votes:
i1282.photobucket.com
2014-03-05 02:21:05 AM  
4 votes:
I don't know why it's so hard to believe that Palin genuinely saw this coming years ago. Her insight is the kind that one would expect to see from someone who reads all of the newspapers.
2014-03-05 12:21:40 AM  
4 votes:
PALIN: Obama should stop acting like a commie totalitarian and act more like the leader of Russia.
2014-03-05 06:29:41 AM  
3 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-03-05 01:48:49 AM  
3 votes:
Well, she did have Putin for company up in Alaska for how long, just peering over at her. His hot Russian gaze, steaming over her as she looked out her window, wondering if he was thinking about her, her land, her country, and quietly dying a little inside each day that she didn't get a call.

Now she's wishing that the President could fill that void left by the only man that she's ever truly felt deep in her heart, besides Jesus.

It's an old story, but one for the ages...
2014-03-05 12:58:22 AM  
3 votes:

DesertDemonWY: [pbs.twimg.com image 550x293]


cdn.theatlanticwire.com
2014-03-04 10:46:46 PM  
3 votes:
Putin has to draw his blinds because that psycho b*tch has been stalking him for the past 7 years
2014-03-05 11:34:21 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net


VLADIMIR PUTIN IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
2014-03-05 10:36:18 AM  
2 votes:
The funniest part? Conservatives finally have something they can claim Sarah Palin got right.

Just 6 short years after her introduction to the American public - keep 'em coming you vapid, incurious, superstitious, divisive cancer on American politics.
2014-03-05 09:08:11 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, and this is legit:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-05 08:59:48 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-05 08:22:49 AM  
2 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?



She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.
2014-03-05 08:22:14 AM  
2 votes:
It's neat watching the right get an involuntary chub on for real fascism. It's like watching Dr. Strangelove.
2014-03-05 08:20:05 AM  
2 votes:
This headline could have stopped at 'Obama.'
2014-03-05 08:19:50 AM  
2 votes:

monoski: Mentat: They are really obsessed with Putin.

To be fair, she had a clear view of that hotness from her bedroom window in AK.


She was able to see around Glen Rice's jersey, casually tossed on the curtain rod?
2014-03-05 08:03:38 AM  
2 votes:
What is the deal with the hair?  I have to assume that she pays somebody to do it that way, meaning that it's intentional.  WHY?

Is this how female fundies identify themselves as members of their subspecies, and signal "You can trust me! I'm one of you!"?  Does the onset of menopause induce overgrowth of their plumage?  Did Roger Ailes give her a Rare Candy and evolve her into a different type of Fundiemon?

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a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com

img.fark.net
2014-03-05 07:10:28 AM  
2 votes:
I seriously believe that all Putin needs is a good dose of Christian Evangelicalism, and he could be a winner at the next Republican National Convention.
2014-03-05 06:49:41 AM  
2 votes:
So she's got the same thought in her head as the rest of the GOP.  It's not like there's room in there for two thoughts.
2014-03-05 06:43:13 AM  
2 votes:
So the GOP wants Obama to declare himself president for life, and run the country with an iron fist?

Wait, isn't that what they accuse him of doing on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays?  I guess today's Wednesday...
2014-03-05 06:31:33 AM  
2 votes:
Heh... I didn't think this was possible at this point, but the GOP has found a way to embarrass themselves even more than they usually do.

"OH Vladimir! You're such a strong leader! ... And so so white and authoritarian!" *swoon*
2014-03-05 01:12:56 AM  
2 votes:
media.scout.com
2014-03-05 01:11:23 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
Bill Clinton crosses the Bridge of Thighs
2014-03-05 12:47:45 AM  
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-03-05 12:42:21 AM  
2 votes:
cdn.crooksandliars.com
2014-03-05 01:48:27 PM  
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: [a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x365]

"Dude, I am sooooo baked."


Her head is shrinking.

Danger Mouse: How does one go from stating that Putin is a leader to be taken seriously to "Putin Love" or "shillin for Putan"?


Because "wrestling bears" is a criteria for being a serious leader.  Seriously.
2014-03-05 01:07:46 PM  
1 votes:
Sarah Palin

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.


I thought she was one of the grandma's on Teen Mom.
2014-03-05 12:57:26 PM  
1 votes:

inglixthemad: HotWingConspiracy: Keep telling us the American right isn't shilling for Putin.

The Republican right, as has been evidenced by their own statements repeatedly, has a hard-on for dictatorial fascists. Later today, Jonah Goldberg will wonder why people constantly label the American right-wing fascists, because he knows (KNOWS) that liebruls are the real fascists. The cognitive dissonance in a normal person would cause a personality break, but for the American right-wing it's nothing.


You know, Benghazi couldn't have happened if that strong, effective leader Ghadaffi was still in power. He was a rock, a pillar. Decisive and handsome.
2014-03-05 12:25:55 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: Why the hell are they borderline-fetishizing Putin?


Because Putin opposes Obama, and that's the Republicans' main goal. Everything else is secondary.
2014-03-05 11:17:37 AM  
1 votes:
s3.postimg.org
2014-03-05 11:05:37 AM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: grumpfuff: PsiChick: lilbjorn: Seriously though, it should concern American voters that the Republicans have such a crush on Putin.

Can someone explain WTF it  is first? I mean...what?

/Seriously, am I doing the autism thing here or is this as weird as it looks? Why the hell are they borderline-fetishizing Putin? It's contradicting literally every stance they've had (except for their daddy issues) since, well, the fifties at  least...

Because Putin doesn't put up with  the homogheys, and because he's so dreamy when he gets authoritarian.

Yeah, no, I mean I get the joke, but seriously, that can't be the actual reason. There's usually  some internal consistency to Republicans, even if it's just 'JEEBUS' or 'OBAMA BAD'. This reads more like 'multiple people with weird BDSM fantasies they have yet to work out' and that's just...that doesn't seem possible, does it? For  that many people to have the  exact same sexual fantasy that they are willing to openly admit in public where people they respect can hear them?


It appears there new "thing" is pointing out how MANLY and MACHO and HE-MAN they are is the new thing.  Reagan was that way, riding horses and stuff.  Bush cleared Bush AND rode horses.

Obama?  Mom-jeans gey, apparently.

Now PUTIN, he's a man.  A REAL MAN.  It doesn't make sense that he isn't American, him being ALL MAN and all.

Not only is the GOP waging a war on women, they're waging a war on men who aren't manly, too.
2014-03-05 10:48:25 AM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: lilbjorn: Seriously though, it should concern American voters that the Republicans have such a crush on Putin.

Can someone explain WTF it  is first? I mean...what?

/Seriously, am I doing the autism thing here or is this as weird as it looks? Why the hell are they borderline-fetishizing Putin? It's contradicting literally every stance they've had (except for their daddy issues) since, well, the fifties at  least...


Because Putin doesn't put up with  the homogheys, and because he's so dreamy when he gets authoritarian.
2014-03-05 10:43:48 AM  
1 votes:
Putin/Cruz 2016!
2014-03-05 10:43:12 AM  
1 votes:
I forgot to ask: As Putin reared his head, did he violate Alaskan airspace?

Country First!
2014-03-05 10:17:01 AM  
1 votes:

SisterMaryElephant: October 23rd, 1983. Ronald Reagan was President of the United States.
What stood out then, particularly on television, was the toll of 241 dead at Marine BLT Barracks at Beirut Airport. Yet on the 30th Anniversary last week, in 2013, nothing appeared on television to commemorate those losses. Not a word on network news or the commentary shows.
These were revenge killings; for Muslims, the term "retaliation" is more appropriate. In all, four truck bombs killed 398 people to take revenge for months of Ronald Reagan using the offshore guns of the U.S. Navy to shell Lebanese villages. Those bombardments killed more than a thousand people, slaughtering Druze and Muslims indiscriminately. The technology for the bombs was provided by Iran. There, for the Iran-Iraq War, Reagan had reversed Jimmy Carter's Executive Order and taken to supplying material support for Saddam Hussein. This despite Saddam's use of nerve gas to kill tens of thousands of Iranians, including civilians.

"Teach them a lesson" from Reagan in the Oval Office had produced unanticipated consequences.


/just sayin'


Yeah, but at least St Reagan "looked like" a leader.
2014-03-05 09:31:24 AM  
1 votes:
I guess she liked what she saw from her porch.
2014-03-05 09:31:00 AM  
1 votes:
Palin is a stalker.  She's been standing on her front porch watching Putin undress for years now.
2014-03-05 09:16:00 AM  
1 votes:

Skleenar: Oh, and this is legit:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 599x463]


Yeah, I geuss they would have preferred:
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Well, well, well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hellooooo..........Mittens.
2014-03-05 09:14:33 AM  
1 votes:

Skleenar: Oh, and this is legit:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 599x463]


hmm
i.imgur.com
2014-03-05 09:06:52 AM  
1 votes:

images.sodahead.com

Спасибо Путину

2014-03-05 09:04:24 AM  
1 votes:

images.askmen.com

Спасибо Путину

2014-03-05 08:42:59 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.


You should donate some money to her.  I hear she likes that.
2014-03-05 08:38:30 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska,

and quit as soon as she realized she had actual duties she herself was required to personally perform,

the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008 and made herself a laughingstock.

Bestselling author, of books written for her by contracted ghost writers that she never even read.

news commentator. reading off a teleprompter about how evil it was the President used one.

There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

Oh please oh please oh please....


She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.

/not surprised you don't know who she is.


Oh we know who she is. And what she is. A standing joke that makes a total mockery of the whole idea of what constitutes political discourse in this country. A functionally illiterate former high school cheerleader with the intellect of a gunnysack full of last weeks mashed potato(e)s.
2014-03-05 08:33:20 AM  
1 votes:
Are Teatards still complaining about how many Czars Obama has appointed?
2014-03-05 08:29:34 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: Bestselling author,


With a dagger symbol of course.

Danger Mouse: There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.


Just like how she was running for office all those other times. Just keep giving enough to her PAC and it will happen.

Danger Mouse: She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.


Some lackey wrote it for her you mean. This is after all the woman who thought the Queen of England was the actual head of government.
MFK
2014-03-05 08:26:56 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.


i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-05 08:03:54 AM  
1 votes:
media.npr.org

What the next GOP candidate for President will look like.
2014-03-05 08:01:30 AM  
1 votes:
Imagine a shirtless Obama giving a SOTU. Telling Republicans, "Come at me, bro," in his normal rhetorical style.
2014-03-05 07:57:13 AM  
1 votes:
a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com

"Dude, I am sooooo baked."
2014-03-05 07:54:47 AM  
1 votes:
doctoraday.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-05 07:42:02 AM  
1 votes:
Sarah Palin would support the most misogynistic homophobic pig just based on her religious convictions.

Kinda of shocking she isn't a Fark regular...
2014-03-05 07:21:23 AM  
1 votes:
Keep telling us the American right isn't shilling for Putin.
2014-03-05 07:13:08 AM  
1 votes:
themindiswatching: Sixty years ago this Putin loving sh*t would get you blackballed.

/yet it's okay when they do it

FTFY
2014-03-05 06:59:39 AM  
1 votes:
"Sarah Palin said...."

Stoppedreadingthere.jpg
2014-03-05 06:30:54 AM  
1 votes:
"Obama is a dictator! A TYRANT! But he should be more like Putin."
2014-03-05 03:55:43 AM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: Darth_Lukecash: propasaurus: Rep. Dana Rohrbacher thinks poor Putin is being unfairly 'demonized.'

That cocksucker is my rep.  A complete cocksucker.

Cocksuckers provide a valuable service to society.


He's the bastard that would use his teeth.  And chew.  With tobacco in is mouth.
2014-03-05 02:52:25 AM  
1 votes:
Sixty years ago this Putin loving sh*t would get you blackballed.

/yet it's okay when they do it
2014-03-05 01:35:44 AM  
1 votes:
Sarah who?
2014-03-05 01:05:35 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, Mrs. Palin. From undereducated and overburdened vice presidential candidate all the way way down to pathetic one-trick-pony political pundit...which is a worryingly short slide in today's GOP.
2014-03-05 12:54:33 AM  
1 votes:

Mentat: They are really obsessed with Putin.


They're obsessed with all kinds of crazy shiat. Putin just happens to work as their current anti-obama character. They'll get back to hating on him when it's convenient. They're stupid like that.
2014-03-05 12:51:24 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: So I wonder how many Republicans were rooting for Kruschev while JFK was in office?

I may be off on my history, it WAS Kruschev who was in charge at the time right?


Da
2014-03-05 12:48:09 AM  
1 votes:
They are really obsessed with Putin.
2014-03-05 12:46:46 AM  
1 votes:
So I wonder how many Republicans were rooting for Kruschev while JFK was in office?

I may be off on my history, it WAS Kruschev who was in charge at the time right?
2014-03-05 12:42:38 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: feckingmorons: Nobody wants to see Obama with his shirt off.

On a phone, so not gonna post a pic, but a lot of the ladies liked the pic of him shirtless at the beach a while back. Just sayin.


Not bad...not bad at all

binside.typepad.com
2014-03-05 12:37:08 AM  
1 votes:
Hmmm...trying that again.

img.fark.net
2014-03-05 12:20:18 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe Obama IS Putin. Have you ever seen them in the same room together, Sarah?
2014-03-05 12:19:19 AM  
1 votes:
Who gives a fark what Sarah Palin has to say about anything?
2014-03-04 11:56:21 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks for nuthin' McCain.
2014-03-04 11:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
That bloviating, empty-headed bimbo couldn't keep her slutty daughter from spreading her legs and getting knocked up, nor could she keep her slutty son from spreading his girlfriend's legs, knocking her up, getting married for appearances' sake, then getting divorced.Talk about weak leadership.
2014-03-04 10:43:05 PM  
1 votes:
Nobody wants to see Obama with his shirt off.
 
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