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(Talking Points Memo)   Sarah Palin wants President Obama to be more like a) America's icon Ronald Reagan, b) America's idol John Wayne, c) Russian's bare chested de-facto dictator Vladimir Putin   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line 151
    More: Dumbass, Sarah Palin, President Obama, Vladimir Putin, mom jeans, humans  
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2014-03-05 07:10:28 AM  
I seriously believe that all Putin needs is a good dose of Christian Evangelicalism, and he could be a winner at the next Republican National Convention.
 
2014-03-05 07:13:08 AM  
themindiswatching: Sixty years ago this Putin loving sh*t would get you blackballed.

/yet it's okay when they do it

FTFY
 
2014-03-05 07:19:56 AM  
She looks tired. Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2014-03-05 07:21:23 AM  
Keep telling us the American right isn't shilling for Putin.
 
MFK
2014-03-05 07:28:40 AM  
These assholes have totally lost their damn minds.

These people - who think patriotism is based on how big your farking flag pin is - are actually rallying around THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA because their Obama Derangement Syndrome is so bad. It's like they don't realize that Obama is not up for re-election and they don't know how to do anything other than negative campaigning. Well I hate to break it to you GOP, but NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING IS NOT FOREIGN POLICY.

I'm beyond disgusted at these farkers.
 
2014-03-05 07:30:06 AM  
Conservatives are like toddlers when it comes to international events. They are convinced everything that happens in the world revolves around the US, and these other countries have no issues or agenda of their own.

Putin would have acted the same if Teddy Roosevelt bc this whole thing is directly related to Russia maintaining their political and economic power. Putin is not going to let anything get in the way of returning Russia to superpower status.
 
2014-03-05 07:42:02 AM  
Sarah Palin would support the most misogynistic homophobic pig just based on her religious convictions.

Kinda of shocking she isn't a Fark regular...
 
2014-03-05 07:45:52 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-05 07:45:53 AM  
As a counter-point to Sarah's comment:
My dog (Bronc O'bama) thinks our President is the best!

As for the President's "potency", my dog (Bronc O'bama) doesn't have an opinion on the man's penis, because that's the only thing I think she's talking about.

Also, its cute that Sarah is gloating about her "prediction" of Russia invading Ukraine. I'm sure she had a lot of time as Governor of Alaska to delve deeply into the history of Russia's relations with its former republics and wasn't simply fed talking points to regurgitate by her handlers.

Bronc O'bama approves this message.
 
2014-03-05 07:54:47 AM  
doctoraday.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-05 07:55:03 AM  

feckingmorons: Nobody wants to see Obama with his shirt off.


Sarah Palin on the other hand....
 
2014-03-05 07:57:13 AM  
a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com

"Dude, I am sooooo baked."
 
2014-03-05 07:59:06 AM  
Republicans over the past week: "A de facto dictator taking decisive action because he has systematically oppressed his political opposition and controls the media in his country?"

"*SPLOOOOOOOOSH*"
 
2014-03-05 08:01:30 AM  
Imagine a shirtless Obama giving a SOTU. Telling Republicans, "Come at me, bro," in his normal rhetorical style.
 
2014-03-05 08:03:17 AM  
Just this weekend, fark lickspittles were advancing the case that The GOP didn't have a hugely inappropriate crush on Vladimir Putin.  That's all gone up in smoke.
 
2014-03-05 08:03:38 AM  
What is the deal with the hair?  I have to assume that she pays somebody to do it that way, meaning that it's intentional.  WHY?

Is this how female fundies identify themselves as members of their subspecies, and signal "You can trust me! I'm one of you!"?  Does the onset of menopause induce overgrowth of their plumage?  Did Roger Ailes give her a Rare Candy and evolve her into a different type of Fundiemon?

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a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-05 08:03:54 AM  
media.npr.org

What the next GOP candidate for President will look like.
 
2014-03-05 08:13:55 AM  

MFK: These assholes have totally lost their damn minds.

These people - who think patriotism is based on how big your farking flag pin is - are actually rallying around THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA because their Obama Derangement Syndrome is so bad. It's like they don't realize that Obama is not up for re-election and they don't know how to do anything other than negative campaigning. Well I hate to break it to you GOP, but NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING IS NOT FOREIGN POLICY.

I'm beyond disgusted at these farkers.


Racist waters run deep.
 
2014-03-05 08:15:00 AM  

Mentat: They are really obsessed with Putin.


To be fair, she had a clear view of that hotness from her bedroom window in AK.
 
2014-03-05 08:19:50 AM  

monoski: Mentat: They are really obsessed with Putin.

To be fair, she had a clear view of that hotness from her bedroom window in AK.


She was able to see around Glen Rice's jersey, casually tossed on the curtain rod?
 
2014-03-05 08:20:05 AM  
This headline could have stopped at 'Obama.'
 
2014-03-05 08:22:14 AM  
It's neat watching the right get an involuntary chub on for real fascism. It's like watching Dr. Strangelove.
 
2014-03-05 08:22:49 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?



She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.
 
2014-03-05 08:24:11 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: This headline could have stopped at 'Obama.'


You farkers are miserable.
 
MFK
2014-03-05 08:26:56 AM  

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-05 08:29:34 AM  

Danger Mouse: Bestselling author,


With a dagger symbol of course.

Danger Mouse: There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.


Just like how she was running for office all those other times. Just keep giving enough to her PAC and it will happen.

Danger Mouse: She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.


Some lackey wrote it for her you mean. This is after all the woman who thought the Queen of England was the actual head of government.
 
2014-03-05 08:29:44 AM  

Danger Mouse: She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.


Infinite Monkey Theorem in action.
 
2014-03-05 08:31:14 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: It's neat watching the right get an involuntary chub on for real fascism. It's like watching Dr. Strangelove.


I'm curious how this round of idiocy will meld into the national consciousness.  If this situation diffuses, will the critical independent vote remember Obama as a weak leader, or a President that didn't march us mindlessly into WWIII?  When the Democratic nominee for President in 2016 isn't a ni*bong*, will people remember the "patriotism" of the right during this time?  I have no expectation that the importance of individual events will be remembered, but overall, what have the Republicans done as a positive that they can draw on in 2016?  What the fark are they going to do when they're stuck with the same weak pundit-based leadership, and can no longer just blow dog whistles?
 
2014-03-05 08:31:48 AM  
putin has trained in judo and combat sambo (shiat, he put fedor in the opening ceremony cgi thing) so he could take obama in a fight easy

thus all us citizens are now slaves to russian and the us has to disband and give all their wealth to cossacks or some shiat

its the law of the jungle or w/e
 
2014-03-05 08:33:20 AM  
Are Teatards still complaining about how many Czars Obama has appointed?
 
2014-03-05 08:36:57 AM  

Lorelle: That bloviating, empty-headed bimbo couldn't keep her slutty daughter from spreading her legs and getting knocked up, nor could she keep her slutty son from spreading his girlfriend's legs, knocking her up, getting married for appearances' sake, then getting divorced.Talk about weak leadership.


Thank you for pointing out that her boy is a slut too.
 
2014-03-05 08:38:30 AM  

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska,

and quit as soon as she realized she had actual duties she herself was required to personally perform,

the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008 and made herself a laughingstock.

Bestselling author, of books written for her by contracted ghost writers that she never even read.

news commentator. reading off a teleprompter about how evil it was the President used one.

There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

Oh please oh please oh please....


She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.

/not surprised you don't know who she is.


Oh we know who she is. And what she is. A standing joke that makes a total mockery of the whole idea of what constitutes political discourse in this country. A functionally illiterate former high school cheerleader with the intellect of a gunnysack full of last weeks mashed potato(e)s.
 
2014-03-05 08:42:59 AM  

Danger Mouse: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Sarah who?


She was governor of Alaska, the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008. Bestselling author, news commentator. There's rumors she may run for the U.S Senate this year.

She's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Love her, hate her, of indifferent, anyone with quantum of political knowledge is quite aware of who she is.


 /not surprised you don't know who she is.


You should donate some money to her.  I hear she likes that.
 
2014-03-05 08:50:08 AM  
Deathfrogg:

....Oh we know who she is.

We? just how many voices do you hear in your head?
 
2014-03-05 08:58:04 AM  

Danger Mouse: he's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.


Initially, I read this and was going to ask for a citation as it sounded like revisionist GOP history but Googled it and it is true, she did say this in 2008. She also said she could see Moscow from AK so she only gets half a point in my book.
 
2014-03-05 08:59:48 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 09:01:35 AM  
Are we going to try to take Prince Edward Island?
 
2014-03-05 09:01:45 AM  
"Look, the perception of Obama, of him and his potency across the world is one of such weakness," Palin told Fox News' Sean Hannity. "People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates."

This is such a paean to the virtue of propaganda, it is only fitting it was said on the US's own propaganda network.

cdn.breitbart.comforeignpolicyblogs.com
 
2014-03-05 09:02:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 09:04:24 AM  

images.askmen.com

Спасибо Путину

 
2014-03-05 09:05:19 AM  

content.artofmanliness.com

Спасибо Путину

 
2014-03-05 09:06:10 AM  

monoski: Danger Mouse: he's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Initially, I read this and was going to ask for a citation as it sounded like revisionist GOP history but Googled it and it is true, she did say this in 2008. She also said she could see Moscow from AK so she only gets half a point in my book.


Glad to hear that you are looking things up for yourself, rather than taking FARKs echo chambers taking points as gospel.

Oh, Palin never said "I can see Moscow/Russia from my house"  That was TV comedian Tina Fey. No worries, many farkers confuse comedians and actors for real politicans or news sources (see Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert).

http://snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
 
2014-03-05 09:06:52 AM  

images.sodahead.com

Спасибо Путину

 
2014-03-05 09:08:11 AM  
Oh, and this is legit:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-05 09:14:00 AM  

a.espncdn.com

Я всегда любил тебя, Сергей

 
2014-03-05 09:14:10 AM  

Danger Mouse: monoski: Danger Mouse: he's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Initially, I read this and was going to ask for a citation as it sounded like revisionist GOP history but Googled it and it is true, she did say this in 2008. She also said she could see Moscow from AK so she only gets half a point in my book.

Glad to hear that you are looking things up for yourself, rather than taking FARKs echo chambers taking points as gospel.

Oh, Palin never said "I can see Moscow/Russia from my house"  That was TV comedian Tina Fey. No worries, many farkers confuse comedians and actors for real politicans or news sources (see Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert).

http://snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp


Be honest. You take off your pants for these threads, don't you?
 
2014-03-05 09:14:33 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and this is legit:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 599x463]


hmm
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 09:16:00 AM  

Skleenar: Oh, and this is legit:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 599x463]


Yeah, I geuss they would have preferred:
i18.photobucket.com
Well, well, well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hellooooo..........Mittens.
 
2014-03-05 09:16:40 AM  
I wondered to myself, what sort of perilous rodent would try to troll such a thread? And then...
 
2014-03-05 09:18:53 AM  

Danger Mouse: monoski: Danger Mouse: he's currently in the news because she was heavily ridiculed in the 2008 elections for her foreign policy experience and made the prediction that Putin would eventually invade the Ukraine.

Initially, I read this and was going to ask for a citation as it sounded like revisionist GOP history but Googled it and it is true, she did say this in 2008. She also said she could see Moscow from AK so she only gets half a point in my book.

Glad to hear that you are looking things up for yourself, rather than taking FARKs echo chambers taking points as gospel.

Oh, Palin never said "I can see Moscow/Russia from my house"  That was TV comedian Tina Fey. No worries, many farkers confuse comedians and actors for real politicans or news sources (see Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert).

http://snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp


Does it bother you at all that this woman actually believes Russian propaganda?
 
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