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(96.5 The Fox)   Not news: School is canceled. News: Due to a fire. Fark: Set by the principal   (965thefox.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-05 12:47:23 AM
Hauled away mumbling, "No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks."

/DNRTFA
 
2014-03-05 01:08:03 AM
Hard to believe this is the first.
 
2014-03-05 01:08:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 01:10:33 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-05 01:11:29 AM
Pricipal caught flameof?
 
2014-03-05 01:13:34 AM
Thomas J. Sander, 30, was arrested after an interview with police...

Thirty is pretty young to be a high school principal.
 
2014-03-05 01:14:35 AM
Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh.
Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly.
Lisa: How come?
Bart: Because, nobody _ever_ suspects the butterfly. [laughs]

[flash to a smouldering school]

Skinner: [being restrained] I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly! Wiggum: He's crazy, boys. Get the taser. [a small Bart butterfly holds a gas can and laughs]
 
2014-03-05 01:14:59 AM
disastergirl.jpg
 
2014-03-05 01:16:06 AM

morg: [i.imgur.com image 450x215]


Damn it... I would have had it too if Fark didn't throw away my first link.
/Well done sir.
 
2014-03-05 01:18:16 AM
🎶 Joy to the world the school burnt down 🎶
 
2014-03-05 01:19:00 AM
He just became the principal at the beginning of the school year. I thought it usually took years, if not decades, for these folks to finally snap.
 
2014-03-05 01:26:42 AM
Maybe he took his pants off and started the revolution...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-05 01:27:19 AM
Coolest principal evar
 
2014-03-05 01:33:45 AM
Ha, a report from KFYR.
 
2014-03-05 01:35:01 AM
Can't think of how many times Dumbledore just wanted to burn down Hogwarts with the damned Slytherins in it. He never did it. But he thought about it.
 
2014-03-05 01:37:04 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

What fire may look like.
 
2014-03-05 01:40:20 AM

fusillade762: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

What fire may look like.


Picture that with disaster girl in the lower right corner.
 
2014-03-05 01:44:41 AM
lucky he couldnt get his hands on any dynamite

(old reference)
 
2014-03-05 01:48:02 AM
It bothers me that there aren't two consonants after a short vowel.  Why isn't it 'cancelled'?
 
2014-03-05 01:55:54 AM
i.imgur.com

What the questioning of the principal might have looked like.
 
2014-03-05 02:32:15 AM

p4p3rm4t3: fusillade762: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

What fire may look like.

Picture that with disaster girl in the lower right corner.


i.imgur.com

Maybe it started in science class?

i.imgur.com

Is that the math teacher?


i.imgur.com

/way too much time on my hands
 
2014-03-05 02:44:04 AM

pestluvr: He just became the principal at the beginning of the school year. I thought it usually took years, if not decades, for these folks to finally snap.


And before that he was an administrative intern. (According to another article.) Not even a vice principal first. I wonder who he's related to.
 
2014-03-05 02:47:12 AM

syrynxx: It bothers me that there aren't two consonants after a short vowel.  Why isn't it 'cancelled'?


It is anywhere outside the US. See also traveled/travelled.
 
2014-03-05 06:31:08 AM
It was the butterfly

s7.postimg.org
 
2014-03-05 08:30:24 AM
How to request a vacation

Step 1) don't do that
 
2014-03-05 09:12:43 AM

gerbilpox: p4p3rm4t3: fusillade762: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

What fire may look like.

Picture that with disaster girl in the lower right corner.

[i.imgur.com image 630x420]

Maybe it started in science class?

[i.imgur.com image 620x476]

Is that the math teacher?


[i.imgur.com image 446x631]

/way too much time on my hands


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-05 11:24:20 AM

pestluvr: He just became the principal at the beginning of the school year. I thought it usually took years, if not decades, for these folks to finally snap.


The guy who was principal of my high school had a breakdown before my senior year. He ended up committing suicide- damn shame, he wasn't a bad guy and his daughter (who was a year or two behind me in school) was a decent person (that I heard, I didn't know her).

That said, here's this joke:

Billy: I don't want to go to school!
Mary: You HAVE to go to school!
Billy: I don't want to! I hate it! The kids are mean to me! The teachers are mean to me! Nobody likes me!
Mary: You HAVE to go! You're the PRINCIPAL, dammit!
 
2014-03-05 01:04:59 PM
Coolest principal ever
 
2014-03-05 05:02:07 PM

Mark Ratner: Coolest principal evar


leonel: Coolest principal ever


Real original, Einstein. You shoulda shaken your tiny fist, ya plagiarizing bastard! :)
 
2014-03-05 06:13:19 PM

Mark Ratner: Mark Ratner: Coolest principal evar

leonel: Coolest principal ever

Real original, Einstein. You shoulda shaken your tiny fist, ya plagiarizing bastard! :)


Reading the existing comments is SOOOOOO 2013!
 
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