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2014-03-05 12:10:18 AM  
I hope it doesn't come to life and start seeking the blood of the living. I mean, if I was suddenly granted conciousness and could only feel bonechilling cold throughout my entire existence, I'd certainly seek "warmflesh" in a futile attempt to escape the chill that permeated my entire being. Heck, I'd probably end up hating and despising humanity for their comfort and inability to comprehend my utter and unending misery. Yep, after a week I'd probably just be marching around with the skins of my victims draped across my body and branches in a grotesque mockery of a winter sweater, while forcing what few survivors I left to choose between my brutal and uncaring tree-claws, or to disrobe and freeze to death while I take (always temporary) joy in their suffering. Frankly, I would become like a frozen, icy god.

But it probably won't come to life.
 
2014-03-05 01:13:56 AM  
I wonder who he's got buried there in the middle of all that snow.
 
2014-03-05 05:35:56 AM  
Last month, I was at dad's house for a while.  It snowed and my brother built a small snowman.  I was looking ahead to the next storm which was supposed to bring three days of snow.  I was going to attempt the Calvin Tentacle Monster.

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But the three days of snow turned into two days of rain and then I had no snow at all.
 
2014-03-05 05:43:46 AM  
To read without subscribing, go to Google and search for the phrase "Granddaddy is smiling. So too are the onlookers, young and old, who come from miles around to marvel at him." (with quotes), then hit the first link.
 
2014-03-05 05:51:46 AM  
Calvin?
 
2014-03-05 06:10:50 AM  
"As long as you're moving it, might as well do something practical with it," Novak said.

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2014-03-05 06:12:27 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I wonder who he's got buried there in the middle of all that snow.


Why do you think he called it "Granddaddy"?  Farming is serious business.  Occasionally there is a need for a sudden influx of cash... say... from a life insurance policy.

\That's a giant snowman
 
2014-03-05 06:26:21 AM  
Giant or not, that's one ugly looking snowman.

6/10
 
2014-03-05 06:53:31 AM  

some_beer_drinker: I hope it doesn't come to life and start seeking the blood of the living. I mean, if I was suddenly granted conciousness and could only feel bonechilling cold throughout my entire existence, I'd certainly seek "warmflesh" in a futile attempt to escape the chill that permeated my entire being. Heck, I'd probably end up hating and despising humanity for their comfort and inability to comprehend my utter and unending misery. Yep, after a week I'd probably just be marching around with the skins of my victims draped across my body and branches in a grotesque mockery of a winter sweater, while forcing what few survivors I left to choose between my brutal and uncaring tree-claws, or to disrobe and freeze to death while I take (always temporary) joy in their suffering. Frankly, I would become like a frozen, icy god.

But it probably won't come to life.


It's been done.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Frost_2:_Revenge_of_the_Mutant_Kil le r_Snowman
 
2014-03-05 07:12:28 AM  
"50 feet tall? That's cute...."

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2014-03-05 07:43:36 AM  
Soon
 
2014-03-05 02:05:19 PM  
Came for Olympia, left happy.
 
2014-03-05 02:59:38 PM  
Attack of the 50' Snowman... Saturday on SyFy.


gopher321: Giant or not, that's one ugly looking snowman.

6/10


Would not bang?
 
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