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(Topless Robot)   Dean Cain set to star in the newest SyFy original, Airplane VS Volcano   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 41
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2014-03-04 07:52:08 PM  
And it's from Asylum, which means I'll probably watch it.

It also "stars" Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs & Robin Givens.
 
2014-03-04 08:18:22 PM  
I'm going to suggest they just fly around it.
 
2014-03-04 08:39:20 PM  
Having stood inside the caldera of a volcano, I find there is little to fear.  Of course the volcano was Haleakala, if that makes a difference.
 
2014-03-04 09:21:13 PM  
Dean Cain as Otto, with a brain cloud?
 
2014-03-04 09:26:02 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm going to suggest they just fly around it.


Or... over it?
 
2014-03-04 09:28:44 PM  
I predict the plane loses.
 
2014-03-04 09:43:01 PM  

ZMugg: Dean Cain as Otto, with a brain cloud?


You didn't get a second opinion....on something called Airplane vs Volcano???
 
2014-03-04 09:45:14 PM  
Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.
 
2014-03-04 09:52:02 PM  
trapped inside a burning ring of fire.
 
2014-03-04 10:08:55 PM  
I almost wish I still had cable.  This thing looks more gloriously, hilariously stupid than a hybrid of Dante's Peak (what with people outrunning a pyroclastic flow in a pickup truck) and Volcano (what with, well, everything, especially that guy melting silently into the lava).
 
2014-03-04 10:19:31 PM  
Is this like Bambi vs. Godzilla?
 
2014-03-04 10:21:43 PM  
I believe this is a sequel to the 2001 release, "Airplane vs. World Trade Center".
 
2014-03-04 10:27:07 PM  
Dean looks like he's been eatin' at the Golden Corral
 
2014-03-04 10:35:30 PM  
They're not even freaking trying now are they...? I mean at least stuff like "MECHASQUID VERSUS CYBERSHARK" or whatever had a chance for either side to win ("no matter which side wins, humanity loses" obviously), but I reeeeally doubt there will ever be an airplane that can take on molten rock and win. If it doesn't plummet to the ground when the engines suck up enough ash to completely replace the mechanical components, it sure as hell will be when a lava bomb hits it.

Half expect the next one to be "Snowball Vs Hell: The Reckoning"...
 
2014-03-04 10:39:11 PM  
Surely you can't be serious.
 
2014-03-04 10:43:03 PM  

www.wearysloth.com


Dean Cain

In other new, I love "How High".  It's like Method Man and Red Man's idea of what college is like.
 
2014-03-04 10:55:44 PM  

Sandusky Knows Best: I believe this is a sequel to the 2001 release, "Airplane vs. World Trade Center".


TragiLOL
 
2014-03-04 11:04:06 PM  
All kidding aside, volcanic eruptions are a real threat to airliners... Ash has nearly brought down British Airways Flight 9 and KLM Flight 867.

/that's why they shut down European airspace due to the eruption of  Eyjafjallajökull
//as for the film, I guess it's an entirely different kind of movie, altogether
 
2014-03-04 11:07:45 PM  

GratuityIncluded: Dean looks like he's been eatin' at the Golden Corral


He's only in this movie so he can continue eatin'.
 
2014-03-04 11:16:38 PM  
Still no cure for...

www.worldheadpress.com
 
2014-03-04 11:18:54 PM  

Bondith: GratuityIncluded: Dean looks like he's been eatin' at the Golden Corral

He's only in this movie so he can continue eatin'.


Well, he didn't have to pay out $10 million to anyone for finding Big Foot this season.
 
2014-03-04 11:48:35 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Dean CainIn other new, I love "How High".  It's like Method Man and Red Man's idea of what college is like.


Totally underrated movie. Just the premise makes me laugh: 30 something rappers pretend to be freshman age Harvard students.
 
2014-03-05 12:10:14 AM  
Wow, from BSG to this.

Someone needs to just flush Skiffy down the nearest toilet.
 
2014-03-05 12:48:11 AM  
Airplanes and volcanoes? $cientology did it first.
 
2014-03-05 01:50:20 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Surely you can't be serious.


I am seriuos, and don't call me Shirley.

It's a completely diffrerent kind of movie, altogether...
 
2014-03-05 02:57:00 AM  
Who's gonna be cast as Xenu??
 
2014-03-05 03:43:27 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-05 06:09:34 AM  
Man SyFy has really fallen down on the job, shouldn't this be Super Plane vs Mega Volcano?
 
2014-03-05 08:25:46 AM  

EdgeRunner: [img.fark.net image 355x500]


Why did they put a picture of Wil Wheaton under Dean Cain's name?
 
2014-03-05 08:26:00 AM  
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone volcano.
 
2014-03-05 08:58:36 AM  
I can't wait!
 
2014-03-05 10:49:42 AM  

fearmongert: NeverDrunk23: Surely you can't be serious.

I am seriuos, and don't call me Shirley.

It's a completely diffrerent kind of movie, altogether...


It's a completely different kind of movie.
 
2014-03-05 11:03:52 AM  
This headline is unequivocal proof that the Superman Curse is alive and well.

Next up:  Henry Cavill and Brandon Roth in the new SyFy original, Typewriter vs. Word Processor
 
2014-03-05 11:05:55 AM  
Over Macho Grande?
 
2014-03-05 11:13:03 AM  
This is my watchlist. Dont judge me I love these SyFy movies. The only one I have found unwatchable so far has been Snowmageddon (Not listed) Mindless fun is mindless.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films
 
2014-03-05 01:20:36 PM  

Sapper_Topo: This is my watchlist. Dont judge me I love these SyFy movies. The only one I have found unwatchable so far has been Snowmageddon (Not listed) Mindless fun is mindless.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films


I think I'm just too old for anything mindless anymore.  There's a part of my brain that really appreciates when a film is honestly creative and engages me.  I don't want to turn my brain off anymore to enjoy a film - give me something that at least attempts to rise above the drek (instead of being the drek).

/I know, I sound like a film snob, but there are people trying to make good movies that never get threads like this, and would love to get a bit of attention
 
2014-03-05 02:01:21 PM  

Kittypie070: Wow, from BSG to this.

Someone needs to just flush Skiffy down the nearest toilet.


You sound like someone who hasn't been watching Helix.  Seriously one of the best shows on TV right now.

/so say we all
 
2014-03-05 02:17:18 PM  
barefoot princess:

You sound like someone who hasn't been watching Helix.  Seriously one of the best shows on TV right now.

/so say we all


THIS
 
2014-03-05 03:02:09 PM  

Random Guy: Over Macho Grande?


No, he'll never be over Macho Grande.
 
2014-03-05 06:12:56 PM  

Kittypie070: Wow, from BSG to this.

Someone needs to just flush Skiffy down the nearest toilet.


Siffy has been shiat ever since Bonnie Hammer took over and started all the wrestling and ghost hunting crap. Of course once she wrecked the place she got promoted for it.
 
2014-03-06 02:18:33 AM  

barefoot princess: Kittypie070: Wow, from BSG to this.

Someone needs to just flush Skiffy down the nearest toilet.


You sound like someone who hasn't been watching Helix.  Seriously one of the best shows on TV right now.

/so say we all


well sowwy but I have heard neither hide nor hair of this Helix. What be?
 
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