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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Protip: It's not a good idea to use a personalized check for writing out bank robbery instructions to give to the teller - especially if it's one of your Mom's   (koco.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-04 08:17:03 PM
You kidding? That's a brilliant idea. Your mom takes the fall, but no one is going to believe that a little old biddy like her could knock over a bank.

Hide the loot for a couple months, and you're home free.
 
2014-03-04 09:03:29 PM
The entirety of the robber's note went as follows:

Dear Sirs,

You know what to do or we all die, I will shoot you first $500 $100 $50 $20 $10.

Regards,

Not Mrs. Fulton's Son
 
2014-03-04 10:21:47 PM
I don't know, using a bank-issued document in the commission of a bank robbery has a nice irony to it.

He did try to scratch out the personal information on the check, so he isn't a complete idiot.

No mention if it was the check was from the same bank...that would have been really cool.
 
2014-03-04 10:49:51 PM
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"Dear Sir or Madame Teller. I am interested in withdrawing a large sum of money from your establishment. Here is a check and you may read it at your leisure. As you know, I am a bank robber and I will shoot you with a bullet from my gun. Do not bother trying to read the name on the check as I am clearly not my mother, for I am a smart bank robber and a cunning villain. Just place the money in oversized burlap sacks with dollar signs on them."
 
2014-03-04 10:51:33 PM
What a dumbass. Always steal your neighbors mail and use that. Sheeeeesh.

/there are these boxes along the side of the road where there is lots of free paper for your note writing use.
 
2014-03-04 10:51:37 PM
On a side note, tellers are super good at spotting fake checks. They picked one up from my Mom's estate - 1,000 miles away - and called me directly. "Did you write a check for $40,000 on an estate check lately"..... "Uh, no"  She never told me why it looked wrong, but she nailed it.
 
2014-03-04 10:52:33 PM
you have a gub?
 
2014-03-04 11:02:50 PM
Note to self,  use someone else's check when robbing a bank to frame them for it.
 
2014-03-04 11:08:30 PM
In before "people still write cheques?".
 
2014-03-04 11:08:50 PM

Prey4reign: The entirety of the robber's note went as follows:

Dear Sirs,

You know what to do or we all die, I will shoot you first $500 $100 $50 $20 $10.

Regards,

Not Mrs. FultonEpstein's Son

 
2014-03-04 11:55:03 PM
FTFA: "He told the FBI that he believed his body was in the bank, but his mind was not."

Well, then the answer is simple. Jail his body, but not his mind.
 
2014-03-04 11:55:39 PM

snake_beater: In before "people still write cheques?".


In before Americans ask what a "cheque" is.
 
2014-03-05 12:06:29 AM
We need a protip tag
 
2014-03-05 12:08:37 AM
Thanks Obama.
"He told the FBI that he believed his body was in the bank, but his mind was not."
Welcome to FPYITA Prison, with an UFIA, where your mind is yours, but your body is not.
 
2014-03-05 12:18:43 AM
The guy has a tiny butthole on his neck. Just look at it!!! EWWWWW!!
 
2014-03-05 02:39:42 AM
Don't be black...Don't be black... Don't be black...

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SCORE!
 
2014-03-05 04:57:08 AM
 
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