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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Teen tries to play GTA in real life. Only manages 23 crashes and 3 stars before getting caught by the po-po   (wfla.com) divider line 26
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2014-03-04 06:30:12 PM
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Leave it to the pros kid.
 
2014-03-04 06:30:53 PM

farkingismybusiness: Leave it to the pros kid.


Done in one.
 
2014-03-04 06:31:39 PM
The manatee police department? Really?
 
2014-03-04 06:39:03 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: The manatee police department? Really?


Well they get all huffy when we call them 'pigs.'
 
2014-03-04 06:46:08 PM
That truck looks surprisingly intact and scratch free after 23 crashes.
 
2014-03-04 06:46:17 PM
It seems to me that the (pig) pursuit may have added to the number of (perp) crashes.
 
2014-03-04 06:53:12 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: That truck looks surprisingly intact and scratch free after 23 crashes.


Most law enforcement agencies increase the value of the spoils to increase their retirement pay. If that truck were turned into a rental site it would be considered a total loss and the driver would pay.
 
2014-03-04 07:05:59 PM
"I saw a red pickup coming down the middle of a two-lane bridge, and cars were going off on either side,"
 
2014-03-04 07:07:18 PM
// Pretend Fark managed to put the Mythbusters 'truck plowing through 2 lines of cars'  gif in there.
 
2014-03-04 07:09:42 PM

Delay: Ohlookabutterfly: That truck looks surprisingly intact and scratch free after 23 crashes.

Most law enforcement agencies increase the value of the spoils to increase their retirement pay. If that truck were turned into a rental site it would be considered a total loss and the driver would pay.


Um, what?
 
2014-03-04 07:20:23 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: That truck looks surprisingly intact and scratch free after 23 crashes.


That's what I was thinking.

About time to retire the old truck.  Was thinking about replacing it with a Titan but may have to give the Fords a second look.
 
2014-03-04 07:22:34 PM

Delay: It seems to me that the (pig) pursuit may have added to the number of (perp) crashes.



It seems to me that the perp (WHO STOLE THE CAR) and (DROVE IT INTO OTHER CARS) caused the crashes
and the (troll) who posted this should work on trolling more.
 
2014-03-04 07:30:24 PM
I will say, I've put in probably 50+ hours in GTAV over the last few months and I get itchy in traffic from time to time.  Just the other day I was sitting behind a guy at a really long stoplight and looked over at the curb thinking I could just hop over it and be on my way.  It took me a second to remember that I was driving a real car and not playing a video game.
 
2014-03-04 07:34:16 PM
Trevor would roll over this motherf***er.
 
2014-03-04 07:45:28 PM
 Fool, he should have broke into the military base and stole a jet. They would have NEVER caught his ass.
 
2014-03-04 07:49:10 PM

rugman11: I will say, I've put in probably 50+ hours in GTAV over the last few months and I get itchy in traffic from time to time.  Just the other day I was sitting behind a guy at a really long stoplight and looked over at the curb thinking I could just hop over it and be on my way.  It took me a second to remember that I was driving a real car and not playing a video game.



I know right? I started a meth lab and recruited a young gangster I met at the beach to drive for me when I planned to knock off a jewelry store.


...I boiled the Sudafed for like 10 minutes but nothing happened. And of course, the kid snitched to the police to get his probation reduced from 3 months to 2 months after he got caught with a nickel bag.
 
2014-03-04 07:58:26 PM

Skyd1v: Ohlookabutterfly: That truck looks surprisingly intact and scratch free after 23 crashes.

That's what I was thinking.

About time to retire the old truck.  Was thinking about replacing it with a Titan but may have to give the Fords a second look.


Ive always loved fords but them titans are hot, son.
 
2014-03-04 09:36:32 PM
Weak, I have gotten 6 stars in a gold cart.
 
2014-03-04 09:38:03 PM

grimlock1972: Weak, I have gotten 6 stars in a golf cart.


that said a gold cart might be an interesting ride.
 
2014-03-04 09:38:24 PM
Left out was glitching into a building and being stuck in between walls while helicopters slam into the building.
 
2014-03-04 10:51:24 PM
I really want to play GTAV. But I don't own a ps3. However, I've been having a blast playing GTA SA on my PC with the back to the future mod. Flying time traveling DeLorean makes getting around and getting out of wanted levels way too easy. As well as I can work out and do other time sensitive stuff whenever I want by just jumping to the end of the day.
 
2014-03-04 11:27:45 PM
Look at the title card in the video at :38

*LOCATION HERE*
 
2014-03-04 11:40:27 PM
Hmm... the link came up as "several-crashes-caused-during-suspect-pursuit-in-manatee".  I was disappointed by the distinct lack of a police chasing someone riding in or on a manatee.

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2014-03-05 08:25:41 AM

rugman11: I will say, I've put in probably 50+ hours in GTAV over the last few months and I get itchy in traffic from time to time.  Just the other day I was sitting behind a guy at a really long stoplight and looked over at the curb thinking I could just hop over it and be on my way.  It took me a second to remember that I was driving a real car and not playing a video game.


After long hours of playing Vice City, I had the strangest urge to slam into people on motorcycles and watch them go flying.
But the most a videogame ever effected me was playing System Shock 2. If you got spotted by a security camera, the AI would things to attack you. I was walking around the corner in a bank and I saw a camera, and I immediatly ducked back behind the corner. Then I felt really stupid.
 
2014-03-05 10:42:00 AM

MythDragon: rugman11: I will say, I've put in probably 50+ hours in GTAV over the last few months and I get itchy in traffic from time to time.  Just the other day I was sitting behind a guy at a really long stoplight and looked over at the curb thinking I could just hop over it and be on my way.  It took me a second to remember that I was driving a real car and not playing a video game.

After long hours of playing Vice City, I had the strangest urge to slam into people on motorcycles and watch them go flying.
But the most a videogame ever effected me was playing System Shock 2. If you got spotted by a security camera, the AI would things to attack you. I was walking around the corner in a bank and I saw a camera, and I immediatly ducked back behind the corner. Then I felt really stupid.


When I'm driving and I see a truck with a ramp up the back I think "how much air could I get?"
 
2014-03-05 02:06:44 PM
Serious question.

Remember how everyone (rightfully) wants to hold the parents of that Affluenza kid financially responsible for his actions?

What happens in the case of a runaway? Are the parents still liable?
 
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