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(Mediaite)   Colbert hears Obamacare horror story from real crazy Teabaggin' Louisiana resident* *Note: This person is a regular Joe, not legendary actor Sir Patrick   (mediaite.com) divider line 45
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2014-03-04 06:46:25 PM  
Sir Patrick just killed it.
 
2014-03-04 06:51:07 PM  
f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-03-04 07:06:50 PM  

SilentStrider: Sir Patrick just killed it.


I lost it at "Affordable Care..."
 
2014-03-04 07:09:41 PM  

RedPhoenix122: SilentStrider: Sir Patrick just killed it.

I lost it at "Affordable Care..."


Yup, that'd do it for me to.
 
2014-03-04 07:13:56 PM  
It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.
 
2014-03-04 07:18:59 PM  

DamnYankees: It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.


The dude has it made. He's one of the most respected actors out there, has a cult following from Star Trek, gets to let his id out on American Dad, Is the leader of the X-Men, and everyone loves him.

Plus he seems to have stopped aging.

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I mean he aged like 50 years in 20, and then nothing at all.
 
2014-03-04 07:22:55 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Plus he seems to have stopped aging


My son just said the same thing. "Patrick Stewart doesn't age".
 
2014-03-04 07:26:00 PM  
I loved the sons bit.  That was all quite well done.
 
2014-03-04 07:48:22 PM  
the guy does look a bit like patrick stewart, but i don't think it was him. i think it was a genuine victim of obamacare
 
2014-03-04 07:50:33 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Plus he seems to have stopped aging

My son just said the same thing. "Patrick Stewart doesn't age".


It's his artificial heart.
 
2014-03-04 07:51:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DamnYankees: It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.

The dude has it made. He's one of the most respected actors out there, has a cult following from Star Trek, gets to let his id out on American Dad, Is the leader of the X-Men, and everyone loves him.

Plus he seems to have stopped aging.

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x252]

I mean he aged like 50 years in 20, and then nothing at all.


You can even find pictures 10 years earlier than that and he looks virtually the same. When I am old in 50 years time he probably still look the same.
 
2014-03-04 07:51:05 PM  
He's just an Average American Joe, like me.
 
2014-03-04 07:59:00 PM  

limeyfellow: scottydoesntknow: DamnYankees: It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.

The dude has it made. He's one of the most respected actors out there, has a cult following from Star Trek, gets to let his id out on American Dad, Is the leader of the X-Men, and everyone loves him.

Plus he seems to have stopped aging.

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x252]

I mean he aged like 50 years in 20, and then nothing at all.

You can even find pictures 10 years earlier than that and he looks virtually the same. When I am old in 50 years time he probably still look the same.


So, when does he start hosting New Years Eve countdowns?
 
2014-03-04 08:03:24 PM  
"...the Affordable Care...line?"
"Act."
"I'm trying, dammit!"

Nearly lost it with that one.
 
2014-03-04 08:08:41 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: "...the Affordable Care...line?"
"Act."
"I'm trying, dammit!"

Nearly lost it with that one.


You have more composure than I do. I keeled over laughing and my kids were trying to figure out if I was in pain.
 
2014-03-04 08:20:39 PM  

21-7-b: the guy does look a bit like patrick stewart, but i don't think it was him. i think it was a genuine victim of obamacare


Exactly.
 
2014-03-04 08:22:59 PM  
This bit is full of so many awesome quotes.

"My foot started to throb, which was a portent of ill news"
"This is Thomas's understudy, Thomas"

I could easily watch an entire play of him just doing that.
 
2014-03-04 08:23:23 PM  

21-7-b: the guy does look a bit like patrick stewart, but i don't think it was him. i think it was a genuine victim of obamacare


Like that time people tried to convince me it was Patrick Stewart stabbing that whale or talking to those ghosts.
 
2014-03-04 08:24:12 PM  

21-7-b: the guy does look a bit like patrick stewart, but i don't think it was him. i think it was a genuine victim of obamacare


Howard Kurtz is on the case and he'll bust Colbert if it's a fake.  He's on the case, protecting us from comedy fake news shows.
 
2014-03-04 08:30:52 PM  
content9.flixster.com

Gurney Halleck, you haven't aged a day.
 
2014-03-04 08:48:22 PM  
I liked his Chinese moon Lander monologue better.

/can't link because I am on my phone.
 
2014-03-04 08:50:38 PM  

timswar: You have more composure than I do. I keeled over laughing and my kids were trying to figure out if I was in pain.


Too bad you can't see a doctor for it under Obamacare*

*Not intended to be a factual statement.
 
2014-03-04 08:55:40 PM  
Damnit, subby, I almost snorted hot chocolate out through my nose, I was laughing so hard.
 
2014-03-04 08:58:56 PM  

RedPhoenix122: timswar: You have more composure than I do. I keeled over laughing and my kids were trying to figure out if I was in pain.

Too bad you can't see a doctor for it under Obamacare*

*Not intended to be a factual statement.


Am I allowed to see a Communist Muslimist Witch Doctor?
 
2014-03-04 09:01:38 PM  
 
2014-03-04 09:05:48 PM  

DamnYankees: It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.


That was exceptionally well put.
 
2014-03-04 09:32:19 PM  
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Patrick Stewart WITH HAIR
 
2014-03-04 09:40:46 PM  

Tax Boy: [media.npr.org image 850x477]

Patrick Stewart WITH HAIR


Oh, yes.  Yes.  I heart Lucius Aelius Sejanus.
 
2014-03-04 09:47:34 PM  
When will Gadot get here?

/Broadway reference from a douche.
 
2014-03-04 09:52:22 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Plus he seems to have stopped aging

My son just said the same thing. "Patrick Stewart doesn't age".

It's his artificial heart.


Maybe it's the powers of the Q continuum.
 
2014-03-04 10:08:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DamnYankees: It genuinely seems like no one enjoys being alive more than Patrick Stewart.

The dude has it made. He's one of the most respected actors out there, has a cult following from Star Trek, gets to let his id out on American Dad, Is the leader of the X-Men, and everyone loves him.

Plus he seems to have stopped aging.



I mean he aged like 50 years in 20, and then nothing at all.


According to "Past Imperfect", he's suppose to have a Van Dyke beard, mustache, and white hairline.

/too lazy to check "All Good Things"
//lost it at his entrance
 
2014-03-04 10:26:20 PM  
I made the mistake of attempting to stand while watching this segment.   Attempting, because I failed miserably.
 
2014-03-04 10:48:34 PM  

Tax Boy: [media.npr.org image 850x477]

Patrick Stewart WITH HAIR


it's a rug. Patrick Stewart never had hair past his teenage years.
 
2014-03-04 10:55:55 PM  

Tax Boy: [media.npr.org image 850x477]

Patrick Stewart WITH HAIR


So that is where Senator Rand Paul's toupee came from.
 
2014-03-04 11:45:53 PM  
Hmm, not sure how I feel about an English Nobleman getting involved in American politics like this.  You know what happened last time they tried that?

/ Better than a Canadian like Ted Cruz though, I guess.
 
2014-03-04 11:49:27 PM  
Been a fan of Colbert's for a while and perhaps because of that, I can see his jokes coming.....but.....he just doesn't seem funny to me anymore.
 
2014-03-05 12:16:55 AM  

timswar: Jizz Master Zero: "...the Affordable Care...line?"
"Act."
"I'm trying, dammit!"

Nearly lost it with that one.

You have more composure than I do. I keeled over laughing and my kids were trying to figure out if I was in pain.


I lost it too.  I thought that was the most priceless thing I'd seen on Colbert in far too long.  It was just awesomeness.
 
2014-03-05 12:52:17 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Been a fan of Colbert's for a while and perhaps because of that, I can see his jokes coming.....but.....he just doesn't seem funny to me anymore.


Tonight, he told everyone to send proof of gayness to a GOP rep.
 
2014-03-05 01:17:01 AM  

Jizz Master Zero: "...the Affordable Care...line?"
"Act."
"I'm trying, dammit!"

Nearly lost it with that one.


Woke my wife laughing at that.  And she's upstairs.
 
2014-03-05 07:43:48 AM  

Fun Dumpster: [content9.flixster.com image 320x240]

Gurney Halleck, you haven't aged a day.


ATOMICS!
 
2014-03-05 07:58:14 AM  
Sometimes you can judge the success and popularity of a government policy /program by the way those who are imposing it delay implementation until after an election:


The Obama administration is set to announce another major delay in implementing the Affordable Care Act, easing election pressure on Democrats.


The Obama administration is set to announce another major delay in implementing the Affordable Care Act, easing election pressure on Democrats.

Prolonging the "keep your plan" fix will avoid another wave of health policy cancellations otherwise expected this fall.

The cancellations would have created a firestorm for Democratic candidates in the last, crucial weeks before Election Day.

The White House is intent on protecting its allies in the Senate, where Democrats face a battle to keep control of the chamber.

"I don't see how they could have a bunch of these announcements going out in September," one consultant in the health insurance industry said. "Not when they're trying to defend the Senate and keep their losses at a minimum in the House. This is not something to have out there right before the election."
 
2014-03-05 09:56:11 AM  

hasty ambush: "I don't see how they could have a bunch of these announcements going out in September," one consultant in the health insurance industry said.


There's your problem, right there.  These guys will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.  Who cares what they think about anything?
 
2014-03-05 12:55:52 PM  

hasty ambush: Sometimes you can judge the success and popularity of a government policy /program by the way those who are imposing it delay implementation until after an election:


Blah blah blah


We're not talking about that, we're talking about Sir Patrick Stewart, dammit.
 
2014-03-05 01:45:15 PM  

Jonnadiah: hasty ambush: Sometimes you can judge the success and popularity of a government policy /program by the way those who are imposing it delay implementation until after an election:


Blah blah blah

We're not talking about that, we're talking about Sir Patrick Stewart, dammit.


Exactly.  Aren't there rules about thread-jacks?
 
2014-03-05 04:04:56 PM  

Tax Boy: [media.npr.org image 850x477]

Patrick Stewart WITH HAIR


I literally just watched I Claudius again over the weekend. John Rhys Davies is super young looking too in that ..as well as John Hurt. Flipping love that mini-series.
 
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