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(CNN)   What used to be called imagination is now called "A Level 2 look alike firearm", and will get your 10 year old a 3 day suspension   (cnn.com) divider line 40
    More: Asinine, Ohio Department of Education, school year  
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2014-03-04 06:51:02 PM
27 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2014-03-04 06:35:48 PM
7 votes:
He should have just said the "gun" only shot poems in many languages about differently-abled multicultural students working together as one to foster togetherness and caring...poems that got you in the FACE and you're DEAD Bryden, so THERE!
2014-03-04 06:18:08 PM
6 votes:

Relatively Obscure: They can send out notes saying "any and all child-like behavior from children will not be tolerated," but people will probably still be annoyed when kids kicked out of school for it.


I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
2014-03-04 06:33:17 PM
3 votes:

EvilEgg: Would he still be in trouble if the thumb wasn't raised?


Of course not. That means the hammer is forward and the gun can't fire. It's totally safe at that point.
2014-03-04 06:18:14 PM
3 votes:

luniz5monody: I wonder how many different levels of "look alike firearms" there are. This was a level 2. Would a pop tart gun be a lower level or higher? If the kid had said his fingers had a suppressor would it involve federal time? What if he had said "boom" more than once? Is it a fully automatic level 41 look alike?


Yea, I wanna know this too. Is a lower number good or bad? Is a Level 1 imagining a gun, or bringing an airsoft rifle shaped exactly like a real gun?

WHAR CHART WHAR?!
2014-03-04 05:28:18 PM
3 votes:
I wonder how many different levels of "look alike firearms" there are. This was a level 2. Would a pop tart gun be a lower level or higher? If the kid had said his fingers had a suppressor would it involve federal time? What if he had said "boom" more than once? Is it a fully automatic level 41 look alike?
2014-03-04 08:07:11 PM
2 votes:
He was simply describing a current induced magnetic field. The 'bang' was the noise made by the collapsing field.


montessorimuddle.org
2014-03-04 07:51:26 PM
2 votes:

I drunk what: and don't even get me started on deaf students who sign the letter L


At my kid's school the Deaf boy Greg got asked to stop spelling his name in ASL because it makes a gun shape.  No shiat.
2014-03-04 07:40:38 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-04 07:33:48 PM
2 votes:

indy_kid: Calmamity: Fingers, man. A 10 year old kid with fingers.


Imagine if had he mimed tossing a grenade!!  He'd be on trial as an enemy combatant, sitting in some black hole at Gitmo!!!


But if he simulated processing uranium in a hexafluoride centrifuge he'd win the farking science fair and get a scholarship
2014-03-04 07:11:02 PM
2 votes:

doglover: Sin_City_Superhero: Entingh said he never received a notice, but was aware of school authorities telling students, including Nathan, that any gun-related behavior would have serious consequences.

Your kid was warned. You knew about your kid being warned. Yet you act all surprised that your kid got suspended? No sympathy.

No. The school's in the wrong here.

The Nazis had very good beauracracy. So did Mao and Stalin. None of them were in the right.


When you love a dog, you beat it into submission if you have to. White Fang was a much better dog after Master punched him in his stupid dog face a bunch of times. If the kid was warned and did it anyway, no sympathy. Note the appropriate administrative action didn't include a beating (much to my dismay). Anyone happen to catch the kid's name? Was it Corky? Was it in the article?
2014-03-04 07:05:34 PM
2 votes:
He should have held out his palm and said 'here's my concealed carry permit'.
2014-03-04 07:01:26 PM
2 votes:
Look, if school administrators don't harshly punish and severely humiliate these kids, they might develop issues growing up.
2014-03-04 06:59:01 PM
2 votes:
Welcome to Libtard Land.

images.sodahead.com

lh4.ggpht.com
2014-03-04 04:43:45 PM
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: No sympathy.


Fingers, man. A 10 year old kid with fingers.

Your scorn is woefully misplaced.
2014-03-04 04:40:25 PM
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Entingh said he never received a notice, but was aware of school authorities telling students, including Nathan, that any gun-related behavior would have serious consequences.

Your kid was warned. You knew about your kid being warned. Yet you act all surprised that your kid got suspended? No sympathy.


They can send out notes saying "any and all child-like behavior from children will not be tolerated," but people will probably still be annoyed when kids kicked out of school for it.
2014-03-04 04:34:35 PM
2 votes:
Entingh said he never received a notice, but was aware of school authorities telling students, including Nathan, that any gun-related behavior would have serious consequences.

Your kid was warned. You knew about your kid being warned. Yet you act all surprised that your kid got suspended? No sympathy.
2014-03-05 04:15:58 AM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: [s1.hubimg.com image 520x313]

[www.bloomberg.com image 627x418]
[www.jdavidstein.com image 800x419][i1005.photobucket.com image 850x566]


you cite Bloomberg and mother jones for gun related stats?! many lol's
2014-03-04 10:11:41 PM
1 votes:

doglover: The only real problem left is the legal system.


Well...that and Bieber, obviously.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-04 10:00:47 PM
1 votes:

DrBenway: Why do you think God created elbows?


To know where to stop in your mom?

/ducks and covers
//i keed!
2014-03-04 10:00:19 PM
1 votes:
Creating a politics tab was neccessary to siphon the worst of the crazy out of the real threads, but the damn thing is leaky. :(
2014-03-04 09:35:52 PM
1 votes:

whatshisname: Dad can stick a loaded weapon in his jacket and go to the mall. Junior can't point his finger at someone. Anyone else seeing a disconnect here?


Luckily they didn't find the kid's shoulder blades, he would have been expelled.
2014-03-04 09:17:21 PM
1 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: So, this is still cool in school right?

[oi62.tinypic.com image 500x375]


img.fark.net

/Go big or go home
2014-03-04 08:50:23 PM
1 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: So, this is still cool in school right?


What exactly were you googling to find that picture? Do we need to give Chris Hansen a call?
2014-03-04 08:38:01 PM
1 votes:
So, this is still cool in school right?

oi62.tinypic.com
2014-03-04 08:17:12 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Farking hoplophobes.  When is that going to be recognized as a dangerous mental illness?


Licking a dead guy on a stick is pretty weird.
Licking guns is weird, too.


I before E except after dead guys on sticks and guns?

Weirder
2014-03-04 08:08:47 PM
1 votes:

kortex: Isitoveryet: kortex: This is what you get when libtards run the schools.

well rest assured, because there's a libtard fighting to have the Ohio zero tolerance law reversed.

http://wosu.org/2012/news/2013/08/19/bill-would-ban-zero-tolerance-p ol icies-in-ohio-schools/

One libtard doesn't fix the other libtards.  Maybe I could poison libtards like roaches?  That way, when libtards convene, all libtards would be infected?



is your arm numb? are you feeling light headed?
well, you may be having a stroke, call 911 for assistance.
2014-03-04 07:46:59 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Revoke the pension of any administrator who stands up for this action, second degree zero tolerance.


Pretty much this.

http://spiritplumber.deviantart.com/art/Zero-Tolerance-427102917  Here, I wrote you a story.
2014-03-04 07:31:06 PM
1 votes:
i.imgflip.com
2014-03-04 07:30:33 PM
1 votes:
I'd tell my kid..."Wrong finger, kid.  It's the next finger, and point it at your principal".

blog.sportscolumn.com

That's my boy!
2014-03-04 07:17:59 PM
1 votes:

Baz744: So you're saying his behavior bore no relationship whatsoever to guns?


No more than my back yard swing set was related to time travel.
2014-03-04 07:01:47 PM
1 votes:
So zero tolerance here is good.

Zero tolerance for the chick who fired a "warning shot" at her ex is bad.

I LOVE hypocrisy.
2014-03-04 07:00:30 PM
1 votes:
I can't imagine the horror that is Columbine with finger guns...

We must arm all school staff with finger guns. If a teacher points a finger gun at you and discharges it with a yelled, "BANG!", you WILL clench your "wound" and play dead or ELSE!

Next up: theater patrons.
2014-03-04 06:56:45 PM
1 votes:
Its Columbus City, they should be thankful it was a pretend gun and not a real one.....
2014-03-04 06:52:30 PM
1 votes:

blindpreacher: You can thank the feminization of our school system for this.


We're off to a rapid start for "dumbest thing in the thread."
2014-03-04 06:49:37 PM
1 votes:
I have one - and only one - thing to say in response to this story.

PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!
2014-03-04 06:31:51 PM
1 votes:
Would he still be in trouble if the thumb wasn't raised? How about if he mimicked shooting an arrow? Or throwing a grenade? If he said squirt instead of boom would he be ok? Or would that be a level2 meta offense?
wee [TotalFark]
2014-03-04 05:30:40 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: No sympathy.


The kid wasn't carving soap and painting with shoe polish to escape solitary, he was being a 10 year old boy...
2014-03-04 04:57:53 PM
1 votes:
Teacher: "Don't do that."

Kid: "But it's not hurting anybody."

Teacher: "I know, but it's against school policy.

Kid: **does it again**

Teacher: "I told you to knock that shiat off!"

Kid: **does it again**

Teacher: "Yo, little homie, I told you to stop doing that! Don't do it again!"

Kid: **does it again**

Teacher: "I have repeatedly asked you to conform to the rules of this school. Since you refuse to do so, I have no choice but to suspend you."

Kid's Parent: "Wha..? Suspended? But they only warned him forty or fifty times!"
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It's a stupid rule to be sure, but it ain't like the kid and the dad didn't know the consequences. They were just suffering from the it-can't-happen-to-me syndrome. When they realize that it can, in fact, happen to them, they act shocked.
2014-03-04 04:40:20 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Your kid was warned


And 10 year olds are known for their ability to model their behavior to conform to arbitrary adult standards.  That's why they make such good witnesses in a court of law.

Public schools are completely and utterly retarded, and zero tolerance is just the icing on the two neuron cake.
 
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