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(BBC-US)   In case anyone was wondering, Russia's ICBMs are working   (bbc.com ) divider line 20
    More: Scary, Vladimir Putin, Russia, President Viktor Yanukovych, Self-Defense Forces, Secretary of State John Kerry, Russian President  
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2014-03-04 04:55:09 PM  
7 votes:
Sweet Jeebus, someone get Putin a Snickers bar.
2014-03-04 05:26:02 PM  
5 votes:
d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net


Wanted for questioning...
2014-03-04 05:29:38 PM  
3 votes:

Kiriyama9000: I was 3 when the last Cold War ended and have no recollection of it. Glad to see that I'll get to finally get to experience one :)


Oh, you're going to love it! Countries will do things for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever! It was thrilling!
2014-03-04 08:06:35 PM  
2 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-04 05:22:30 PM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gyrfalcon: Why are we making WWIII out of a minor incursion into Ukraine?

And how was WWI kicked off?


I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
2014-03-04 05:06:11 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: I'm picturing a Russian jet taking off and the landing gear just stays on the runway as the plan lifts off.



www.writeups.org

Why the fark do I want a Su-34 that's got no farking wheels?
2014-03-04 04:41:41 PM  
2 votes:
A Topol RS-12M missile was launched from Russia's Kapustin Yar test range near the Caspian Sea to the Sary Shagan range in Kazakhstan

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2014-03-05 12:43:35 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: lennavan: Oh great thanks, I was just wondering that.  Hey, what's the status of their nukes?

Same as ours, only slightly less of them.

And our subs generally don't sink in port.

Why are we making WWIII out of a minor incursion into Ukraine?


Neunundneunzig Luftballoon am ihrem Weg zum Horizont...
2014-03-04 10:56:55 PM  
1 vote:
upload.wikimedia.org

Meh, we do 'em too. If you ever see this beautiful sight and don't live in a test area, time to duck and cover!

/Just like the photo
//Seemed appropriate for the thread
///MIRVed slashies limited to three by international treaty
2014-03-04 08:30:04 PM  
1 vote:

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I hope all you yungins' who missed the 'cold war' can die in a mushroom cloud.


I don't see why you'd wish ill on those of us who missed it. Wishing ill on those who miss it and want it back, I can see...
2014-03-04 07:19:18 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: It's starting to feel like 1983 again.
99 Luftballonsgo by!


Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a Priceline Negotiator
2014-03-04 06:15:43 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry, the targets haven't been updated since the 70s. This is good news for Detroit, which will be given a blank slate and miles of glowing glass parking lot.
2014-03-04 05:43:35 PM  
1 vote:

WHY WON'T OBAMA JUST LEAD?™

2014-03-04 05:35:45 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gyrfalcon: Why are we making WWIII out of a minor incursion into Ukraine?

And how was WWI kicked off?


When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.  Didn't you pay attention in Home Ec?
2014-03-04 05:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
I was 3 when the last Cold War ended and have no recollection of it. Glad to see that I'll get to finally get to experience one :)
2014-03-04 05:21:08 PM  
1 vote:
we got this

i1.wp.com
2014-03-04 05:19:58 PM  
1 vote:
GIULIANI: Putin decides what he wants to do and he does it in half a day, right? He decided he had to go to their parliament. He went to their parliament. He got permission in 15 minutes.

CAVUTO: Well, that was kind of like perfunctory.

GIULIANI: But he makes a decision and he executes it, quickly. Then everybody reacts. That's what you call a leader. President Obama, he's got to think about it. He's got to go over it again. He's got to talk to more people about it.
2014-03-04 05:01:30 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how many critical pieces of various Russian delivery platforms and ordnance have been scrapped for some extra spending money by people with access to them. I'm picturing a Russian jet taking off and the landing gear just stays on the runway as the plan lifts off.
2014-03-04 04:58:47 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, I've wasted my life.
2014-03-04 04:22:04 PM  
1 vote:
It's starting to feel like 1983 again.
99 Luftballonsgo by!
 
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