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3602 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2014 at 5:01 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-04 01:44:16 PM  
2014-03-04 05:01:37 PM  
Vladimir, don't be a heeeero. Don't be a fool with your liiiiiiiiiiife.
2014-03-04 05:06:21 PM  
Is that a Ukrane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2014-03-04 05:09:18 PM  
It is good to be on Crimean vice squad comrade. Much blow, much hooker.
2014-03-04 05:09:51 PM  
Her 100th customer of the day gets free complimentary tongue...
2014-03-04 05:10:28 PM  
"I think they've spotted us, Agent 69. Quick, pretend we're just a couple out for a romantic walk."
"Ohhh, comrade Bond..."
2014-03-04 05:12:06 PM  
Da! Kiss me! I will then slip flash drive under tongue..get to embassy Da!
2014-03-04 05:19:54 PM  
Are you ready for the cavity search?
2014-03-04 05:20:39 PM  
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
2014-03-04 05:38:38 PM  
"I don't know what is Bieber, but kiss eez very nice!"

now with votey goodness.  not that it matters.
2014-03-04 05:40:40 PM  
Russian Soldier: "Hey Yakov, slap her arse or I shoot Demitri in the foot!"
2014-03-04 05:44:25 PM  
Cheeky Ukrainians!
2014-03-04 05:47:19 PM

Prom season is upon us once again in the south.
2014-03-04 06:02:28 PM  
Great, now kiss the two soldiers behind me and you can get into the house.
2014-03-04 06:14:21 PM  
Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer. Give your breath long lasting freshness with Big Red!
2014-03-04 06:21:25 PM  
"Stay away from Russians named Jody, my dear wife."
2014-03-04 06:23:14 PM  
"Okay, are we done? Can I have my family back now?"

/now with voting
2014-03-04 06:30:48 PM  
Ready for the Ukraine invasion?
2014-03-04 07:55:04 PM
2014-03-04 11:27:45 PM
Venever I in Ukraine...I come eat Chick 'N' Kiev!
2014-03-05 07:48:11 AM  
Take me! Take me like the Russians take the Crimea! Slowly yet with an over abundance of man power! Use misdirection and claim you eternal right to defend and occupy me!! Use your special forces to capture main target points and claim they are self defense personnel. Then, say you won't take me but then take me!
2014-03-05 07:56:48 AM  
I am off to war. I may never return, my beloved. As you know, a Public Affairs Specialist's life isn't worth a plug ruble once the bullets start flying. I shall be in the thick of it for sure. I may get burned getting coffee for the PAO or a dreaded paper cut from the paper when I refill the copier. Oh this accursed conflict. How I will write about it long in to the afternoons! I shall be too tired to call you my dear, even though there will be a phone right there on my desk which will be facing the front lines a mere 40 kilometers away!

I shall dream of you and wait for each update on your Facebook account, my dear. And if you chose to send me a sexy selfie, be it known that only I will see it. Yes. Only I and the guys in Information Security that watch web traffic for gif, jpegs, bmps but not pngs.

Well, here is the cab that will take me to the battle, my love. Armed only with my camera and a Dell laptop, I shall go. Oh, the seats in this cab are cold. The torment of war begins here! I feel the PTSD beginning. I shall love you but return to you a stranger my love. By the way, don't access any of my thumb drives or CDs maked "Data". If you do, please do so with an open mind.
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