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A Sonic boom, Putin's strategy for Risk and Charlie Sheen marries the future witness for the prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/23 - 3/1 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-03-04 1:19:23 PM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-02-23 to Sat 2014-03-01:

[image from too old to be available]  The annual Kennedy Family DWI trial to begin this week  

[image from too old to be available]  Hedgehogs quickly gaining popularity as pets. "You might say it's *removes sunglasses* a Sonic boom"  

[image from too old to be available]  Police officer treated for smoke inhalation after saving every single animal from a burning pet store, still can't find his bicycle  

[image from too old to be available]  Miles O'Brien recounts amputation, Setlik III massacre  

[image from too old to be available]  Gold-coin find now called the biggest booty ever found in the United States. Kim Kardashian inconsolable  

[image from too old to be available]  Teen spends month in jail because someone with the same name was accused of rape. See, these are problems Moon Unit Zappa never has  

[image from too old to be available]  Putin decides he's going to try and get Scandinavia, Northern Europe, Southern Europe, and the Middle East in the next few turns, but there's that one pesky territory he needs first  

[image from too old to be available]  Chicagoans prepare for another miserable 12-16 inches coming this weekend. But enough about their pizza  

[image from too old to be available]  Eric Holder hospitalized for breathing fast and furious  

[image from too old to be available]  Jesus Saves  

[image from too old to be available]  President Putin: "Hold my vodka, I'm going in"  


[image from too old to be available]  Knicks PG Ray Felton arrested on felony weapons charges. Cops obviously not Knicks fans because they would have known Felton can't shoot  

[image from too old to be available]  Danica Patrick becomes the first NASCAR driver to get 1 million Twitter followers. Which is ironic since she's usually the one following all the other NASCAR drivers  

[image from too old to be available]  Pennsylvania minor league baseball team to use bacon-themed uniforms. Sizes offered will be small, medium and Prince Fielder  


[image from too old to be available]  Rom, you're a genius  

[image from too old to be available]  R.I.P. Jebediah Kerman  

[image from too old to be available]  Ever wonder what substances make you bulletproof? Besides high-test bourbon, that is  


[image from too old to be available]  Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of sadness on the Entertainment Tab. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds  

[image from too old to be available]  Cyrus needs a grave. CAN YOU DIG IT?  

[image from too old to be available]  Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution  


[image from too old to be available]  Foundation for Individual Rights in Education helps CA college student win free speech case. But you still can't call out its acronym in a crowded theater  

[image from too old to be available]  Percentage of things coming out of Texas that are steers drops sharply  

[image from too old to be available]  KY recognizes gay marriage  


[image from too old to be available]  Qantas cuts 5000 jobs, hopes customers don't qancel  

[image from too old to be available]  You can now douse yourself with the smell of Lamborghini. (Doubles as a douche, too)  

[image from too old to be available]  JC$0.02  

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3 Comments   (+0 »)
2014-03-04 07:49:22 PM  
There are some great ones
2014-03-04 09:33:08 PM  
Dude... my second HOTW ever, in two consecutive weeks.

/ Kvelling

// Thanks guise!
2014-03-04 09:36:19 PM  
Hey! My first HOTW. Thanks Unfreakable!
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