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A Sonic boom, Putin's strategy for Risk and Charlie Sheen marries the future witness for the prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/23 - 3/1
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-03-04 1:19:23 PM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-02-23 to Sat 2014-03-01:

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  The annual Kennedy Family DWI trial to begin this week  

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  Hedgehogs quickly gaining popularity as pets. "You might say it's *removes sunglasses* a Sonic boom"  

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  Police officer treated for smoke inhalation after saving every single animal from a burning pet store, still can't find his bicycle  

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  Miles O'Brien recounts amputation, Setlik III massacre  

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  Gold-coin find now called the biggest booty ever found in the United States. Kim Kardashian inconsolable  

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  Teen spends month in jail because someone with the same name was accused of rape. See, these are problems Moon Unit Zappa never has  

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  Putin decides he's going to try and get Scandinavia, Northern Europe, Southern Europe, and the Middle East in the next few turns, but there's that one pesky territory he needs first  

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  Chicagoans prepare for another miserable 12-16 inches coming this weekend. But enough about their pizza  

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  Eric Holder hospitalized for breathing fast and furious  

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  Jesus Saves  

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  President Putin: "Hold my vodka, I'm going in"  


Sports:

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  Knicks PG Ray Felton arrested on felony weapons charges. Cops obviously not Knicks fans because they would have known Felton can't shoot  

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  Danica Patrick becomes the first NASCAR driver to get 1 million Twitter followers. Which is ironic since she's usually the one following all the other NASCAR drivers  

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  Pennsylvania minor league baseball team to use bacon-themed uniforms. Sizes offered will be small, medium and Prince Fielder  


Geek:

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  Rom, you're a genius  

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  R.I.P. Jebediah Kerman  

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  Ever wonder what substances make you bulletproof? Besides high-test bourbon, that is  


Entertainment:

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  Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of sadness on the Entertainment Tab. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds  

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  Cyrus needs a grave. CAN YOU DIG IT?  

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  Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution  


Politics:

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  Foundation for Individual Rights in Education helps CA college student win free speech case. But you still can't call out its acronym in a crowded theater  

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  Percentage of things coming out of Texas that are steers drops sharply  

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  KY recognizes gay marriage  


Business:

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  Qantas cuts 5000 jobs, hopes customers don't qancel  

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  You can now douse yourself with the smell of Lamborghini. (Doubles as a douche, too)  

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  JC$0.02
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2014-03-04 07:49:22 PM  
There are some great ones
 
2014-03-04 09:33:08 PM  
Dude... my second HOTW ever, in two consecutive weeks.

/ Kvelling

// Thanks guise!
 
2014-03-04 09:36:19 PM  
Hey! My first HOTW. Thanks Unfreakable!
 
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