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(Daily Mail)   Wedding photographer takes photos of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head renewing their vows with a toy story reception in a pretty awesome attempt to explain his job to his son   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2014-03-04 01:38:59 PM
I'm sorry, but I do not support that type of wedding. I mean seriously? We let cannibals get married?!

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2014-03-04 01:54:10 PM
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2014-03-04 02:18:45 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 850x535]


Yeah, first that happens, then Woody is marrying Slinky Dog.

WHERE WILL IT END?!?!?
 
2014-03-04 02:59:26 PM
Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".
 
2014-03-04 03:00:05 PM
Good thing they didn't have to bake 'em a cake.

-DNRTFA
 
2014-03-04 03:00:47 PM
Somebody's been smoking crack.
 
2014-03-04 03:00:50 PM
Back in the day you had to supply your own potato. That's when you could really get creative.
 
2014-03-04 03:01:42 PM
Can't wait for the kid to ask where babies come from.
 
2014-03-04 03:03:19 PM
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2014-03-04 03:03:26 PM
The subliminal subtlety of using potatoes is not lost on me.
Of course most married folks would blush at the thought of actually seeing a couple where one is chained to the other. . .
 
2014-03-04 03:03:34 PM

stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".


That's pretty much my take on it. If you are too stupid to vocalize what you do for a job, don't reproduce.
 
2014-03-04 03:06:45 PM

stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".


THIS

WTF is so complicated about his job?
 
2014-03-04 03:07:29 PM

AgentPothead: stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".

That's pretty much my take on it. If you are too stupid to vocalize what you do for a job, don't reproduce.


Well, we don't know if the father is stupid, or if the kid is just slow for a 3 year old.
 
2014-03-04 03:09:02 PM

special20: AgentPothead: stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".

That's pretty much my take on it. If you are too stupid to vocalize what you do for a job, don't reproduce.

Well, we don't know if the father is stupid, or if the kid is just slow for a 3 year old.


why not both?
 
2014-03-04 03:12:13 PM

talkertopc: Can't wait for the kid to ask where babies come from.


/mopping up keyboard now, dammit....
 
2014-03-04 03:22:17 PM
Cute idea. Not a particularly gifted photographer, however.
 
2014-03-04 03:23:24 PM

fdlgrl: Cute idea. Not a particularly gifted photographer, however.


Didn't capture her best sidahoe?
 
2014-03-04 03:28:53 PM
Nice day for a white spudding

God dammit, Britain. You're the farking home of Shakespeare, and this is what passes for clever now?
 
2014-03-04 03:29:50 PM

stirfrybry: stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".

THIS

WTF is so complicated about his job?


As far as I can tell from the article, the kid responded with "And that's a real job?"
 
2014-03-04 03:31:26 PM

stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".


I was thinking the same thing... I think the pics are kinda cool, but how in the FARK can you not explain this?

AgentPothead: That's pretty much my take on it. If you are too stupid to vocalize what you do for a job, don't reproduce.


Not entirely... How does a stock trader explain his job to a 3 year old, or someone who sells web ads? There are some jobs out there you can't explain to a 3 year old. Forensic anthropologist is another example... But farking wedding photographer? This could have been explained in utero while he was banging mom...
 
2014-03-04 03:43:41 PM
"Pornography, son. I make porn. And then I put it on the internet, and guys jerk-off to it."
 
2014-03-04 03:54:16 PM
"Inventive Wedding Snapper" is the name of my Honeymoon Suite tribute band.
 
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2014-03-04 04:06:36 PM

stpauler: Chris Thornton, 34, was left at a loss when his three-year old son Cole asked what he did for a living.

Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".


Came here to say this.
 
2014-03-04 04:07:35 PM
Son, you are disappoint.
 
2014-03-04 04:13:32 PM
Mrs. Potato Head on their wedding night.
thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2014-03-04 04:14:41 PM
"The inventive wedding snapper came up with the idea in a bid to explain his work to his young son, Cole."

Because telling your kid "I take pictures for a living" is so damn hard to explain. If this guy needed to go through all this trouble to explain his job, I can't wait to see him have "The talk" with his son in about 10 years.
 
2014-03-04 04:17:45 PM
Or it could just be a fun way to engage with his kid. But whatever.
 
2014-03-04 04:26:35 PM

ReapTheChaos: "The inventive wedding snapper came up with the idea in a bid to explain his work to his young son, Cole."

Because telling your kid "I take pictures for a living" is so damn hard to explain. If this guy needed to go through all this trouble to explain his job, I can't wait to see him have "The talk" with his son in about 10 years.


Same picture setup, different "toys."
 
2014-03-04 04:46:37 PM

the_foo: Nice day for a white spudding

God dammit, Britain. You're the farking home of Shakespeare, and this is what passes for clever now?


Might as well face it.
 
2014-03-04 05:20:23 PM

Slypork: Mrs. Potato Head on their wedding night.[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x638]


Potato-Dono!

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2014-03-04 06:05:21 PM

AgentPothead: Holy fark, Chris, you should be too stupid to have children if you can't explain "I take pictures of other people's weddings ".

That's pretty much my take on it. If you are too stupid to vocalize what you do for a job, don't reproduce.


It would have the added advantage of preventing arbitragers, hedge fund managers, etc. from reproducing.
 
2014-03-04 06:33:28 PM
So when she is ready to deliver will he take pictures of the tator tot as well?
 
2014-03-04 07:22:39 PM
When I saw it was the daily fail, I just assumed it was some Brits making fun of an Irish couple.
 
2014-03-05 04:30:28 AM
Cool enough idea, but what's so difficult about explaining "I take pictures of people when they get married"?
 
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