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(CBC)   What's more Canadian than using a hockey stick in a robbery? Suspect last seen running away yelling "SORRY"   (cbc.ca) divider line 69
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2014-03-04 04:37:38 PM
theawesomeboston.com
 
2014-03-04 04:42:39 PM
Canadakota
 
2014-03-04 04:43:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-04 04:55:16 PM
didn't know Corey Conacher took that much a pay cut leaving the Bolts.
 
2014-03-04 05:06:31 PM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: You must live in Duncan!


No, but I do have relatives there.
 
2014-03-04 05:10:47 PM

Ivo Shandor: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: You must live in Duncan!

No, but I do have relatives there.


There can be only one.
 
2014-03-04 05:15:06 PM
theendangeredbookeater.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-04 05:16:36 PM

LonMead: numbone:
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BALALAIKA:
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COUSIN BALKI:

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2014-03-04 05:19:54 PM

Tax Boy: FTFY


A quick search shows 9 Canadians on the blackhawks 2013 roster vs 5 Americans. So Canadians are winning the cup, and getting paid by you for it!
 
2014-03-04 05:43:02 PM

menschenfresser: I'm not Canadian but I do in fact keep a hockey stick hanging on the wall of my garage - and if any ne'er-do-well wants to come at me while I'm in there, I'll take that sucker down and stand my ground all over him with that hockey stick. You betcha, buddy.


I live in MI and I found that a hockey stick works well for snow removal and scraping windows. I keep one in the car at all times. Knowing it might be handy for defense is nice too.
 
2014-03-04 06:10:16 PM

gopher321: Yeah, there's a general A.P.B. across Canada to find this hoser.

/75% probability his name is "Doug" or "Dougie"/"Gord" or "Gordie"


Dont forget jim.
 
2014-03-04 06:50:46 PM
This is exactly what you get when you let Bieber out of jail!
 
2014-03-04 07:02:34 PM
Ya never stand between rob ford and his supply -it's just dangerous...
 
2014-03-04 07:31:12 PM
Aww, well done Ottawa.

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-04 08:50:49 PM
Can you even buy a hockey stick Made in Canada anymore. Most cost north of $200 and are made in...wait for it.......CHINA!
 
2014-03-04 08:53:26 PM
Hockey sticks are for beating the shiat out of burglars and rapists.

For an armed robbery, I would use ice skates. They make very dangerous weapons. Especially if you are limber enough to perform a high kick to the face. And there's nothing quite like skating a figure "8" into the floor with figure skates to let them know who's boss. The RCMP will call it an 8 crime.

Of course, if you are freakishly large gang of Scotsmen, it would be very Scottish-Canadian to rob stores with curling stones (cabers are too long to get through the doors but a four foot or six foot piece of cord wood could be useful).

Curling stones are intimidating. The little brooms are not.
 
2014-03-04 09:41:44 PM
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Bannakaffalatta
 
2014-03-05 10:49:20 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Aww, well done Ottawa.

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Didn't the bus drive away on them once they got it unstuck?  Typical OC Transpo.
 
2014-03-05 11:06:23 AM

Honest Geologist: God Is My Co-Pirate: Aww, well done Ottawa.

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Didn't the bus drive away on them once they got it unstuck?  Typical OC Transpo.


Yes. Yes it did.
 
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