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(CBC)   What's more Canadian than using a hockey stick in a robbery? Suspect last seen running away yelling "SORRY"   (cbc.ca) divider line 69
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2014-03-04 01:51:42 PM
Yeah, there's a general A.P.B. across Canada to find this hoser.

/75% probability his name is "Doug" or "Dougie"/"Gord" or "Gordie"
 
2014-03-04 02:16:57 PM
Sorey. You mean sorey, eh.
 
2014-03-04 02:40:29 PM
"Keep your stick on the ice"
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2014-03-04 02:46:15 PM
Using a hockey stick in a maple syrup robbery would be slightly more Canadian, I think.
 
2014-03-04 02:58:50 PM
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Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
 
2014-03-04 03:06:51 PM
Was he riding an elephant while drinking maple syrup directly from the bottle, on his way out?
 
2014-03-04 03:09:21 PM
Nothing more Canadian than using a moose to rob a store of Molson and strange 25 count cigarette packs.
 
2014-03-04 03:10:09 PM

mayIFark: Was he riding an elephant while drinking maple syrup directly from the bottle, on his way out?


Yes. With a box of Timbits on his lap.
 
2014-03-04 03:11:58 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Sorey. You mean sorey, eh.


Or "sari" for you Americans.
 
2014-03-04 03:12:18 PM
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2014-03-04 03:13:25 PM
So a Canadian walks into a lamp and says "I'm sorry lamp."
 
2014-03-04 03:14:51 PM
Subbmitter, Canadians say "SAW-RY" get it right!
 
2014-03-04 03:15:25 PM
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2014-03-04 03:16:09 PM

wildcardjack: Nothing more Canadian than using a moose to rob a store of Molson and strange 25 count cigarette packs.


Well yes and no. In some provinces it's illegal to sell alcohol in anything but the provincially controlled liquor stores and they don't sell cigarettes. So while that is pretty Canadian it's also impossible in parts of Canada.
 
2014-03-04 03:17:01 PM
He didn't yell sorry.  He dove and got the store owner hauled off for holding the stick.  Ottawa police are looking for someone from Montreal.
 
2014-03-04 03:18:09 PM
Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.
 
2014-03-04 03:18:11 PM
the only thing more Canadian than that is using a poutine crazed moose who only understands commands in Quebec pidgin French as your getaway vehicle
 
2014-03-04 03:21:21 PM
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2014-03-04 03:22:10 PM

mikaloyd: the only thing more Canadian than that is using a poutine crazed moose who only understands commands in Quebec pidgin French as your getaway vehicle


I would watch that movie.
 
2014-03-04 03:22:57 PM
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2014-03-04 03:22:58 PM
it's pronounced "soar-ry," submitter.
 
2014-03-04 03:23:57 PM
"Give me all your money, buddy"
 
2014-03-04 03:26:32 PM
2 minutes for being retarded.
 
2014-03-04 03:28:02 PM

Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"


I'm not your buddy, friend!
 
2014-03-04 03:28:26 PM
My favourite thing about being Canadian is that the biggest stereotype about us is that we're too nice to others.

We're quite literally the best human beings on the planet.

/I'm not as humble as other Canadians....
 
2014-03-04 03:28:35 PM
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2014-03-04 03:29:21 PM
The only thing more Canadian than that is winning gold in Olympic hockey.
 
2014-03-04 03:31:45 PM
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The Perp in question...
 
2014-03-04 03:32:47 PM

JohnnyCanuck: The only thing more Canadian than that is winning gold in Olympic hockey.


OH SNAP, take that, PLANET EARTH
 
2014-03-04 03:35:54 PM
Yes, but did he get away with *all* the poutine?
 
2014-03-04 03:40:50 PM

numbone: [content.sitezoogle.com image 350x265]


It's not a Canadian crime unless a balaclava is involved.

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2014-03-04 03:41:50 PM

JohnnyCanuck: The only thing more Canadian than that is winning gold in Olympic hockey. not winning the Stanley Cup for 20 years


FTFY
 
2014-03-04 03:46:13 PM
The suspect escaped with an undisclosed amount of Canadian Tire money.
 
2014-03-04 03:46:39 PM
numbone:
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BALALAIKA:
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2014-03-04 03:49:38 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!


take off, pal!
 
2014-03-04 03:53:38 PM

IC Stars: JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!

take off, pal!


i'm not your friend, guy

/ftfy
 
2014-03-04 03:55:14 PM

bungle_jr: IC Stars: JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!

take off, pal!

i'm not your friend, guy

/ftfy


THANK YOU!

...and i'm not your guy, buddy.
 
2014-03-04 03:56:32 PM

JohnnyCanuck: bungle_jr: IC Stars: JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!

take off, pal!

i'm not your friend, guy

/ftfy

THANK YOU!

...and i'm not your guy, buddy.


i'm not your buddy, friend!

/it's an unbreakable circle
 
2014-03-04 03:58:15 PM

LonMead: numbone:
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BALALAIKA:
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BACCHANALIA:
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2014-03-04 03:58:15 PM
<CSB> Things Fark has made me Google in the past week or so:

Fartbongo
Permethrin
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vinegar-based BBQ sauces
and now, "Canadian riding an elephant"
 
2014-03-04 04:00:54 PM
I'm not Canadian but I do in fact keep a hockey stick hanging on the wall of my garage - and if any ne'er-do-well wants to come at me while I'm in there, I'll take that sucker down and stand my ground all over him with that hockey stick. You betcha, buddy.
 
2014-03-04 04:02:19 PM

LonMead: numbone:
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BALALAIKA:
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You missed this one
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2014-03-04 04:08:40 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: LonMead: numbone:
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BALALAIKA:
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You missed this one
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'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
 
2014-03-04 04:10:01 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!


"Well, hey.  It's nothing personal.  I admit it was a bit presumptive of me to address you as "buddy", but I'm certain if circumstances were different, we'd have a mutual ambivalence toward each other, at least."
 
2014-03-04 04:14:11 PM
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.
 
2014-03-04 04:16:46 PM
Sorta sounds like Brockian Ultra Cricket...


Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.
Rule Two: Find one extremely good Brockian Ultra Cricket player. Clone him ten few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.
Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall around them. The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.
Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis racquets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scored a "hit" on another player, he should immediately run away as fast as he can and apologize from a safe distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
 
2014-03-04 04:19:23 PM

durbnpoisn: Sorta sounds like Brockian Ultra Cricket...


Who told you about Ultra Hockey? That was supposed to be a state secret.
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2014-03-04 04:20:05 PM
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2014-03-04 04:27:00 PM

Corvus: Subbmitter, Canadians Americans say "SAW-RY" get it right!


In Canada, "sorry" rhymes with "story". Saw-ree is all-American.
 
2014-03-04 04:31:25 PM

Ivo Shandor: durbnpoisn: Sorta sounds like Brockian Ultra Cricket...

Who told you about Ultra Hockey? That was supposed to be a state secret.
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You must live in Duncan! I've driven through there, didn't stop.
 
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