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(Sports Illustrated)   Besides getting your ass kicked - Have you ever wondered what would happen if you acted like a professional sports mascot in real life? Here comes the legalese   (extramustard.si.com ) divider line
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2014-03-04 12:46:54 PM  
Nope, never wondered.
 
2014-03-04 12:50:51 PM  

Mercutio74: Nope, never wondered.


Yeah, why the fark did I click on that link? I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?
 
2014-03-04 01:23:37 PM  
If you live in town or in a city, that would all be illegal.

Out in the country, that all sounds fairly normal. Except the 'eating' a kid's head.
 
2014-03-04 01:30:12 PM  
Dear Sports Illustrated,

I want my 3 minutes back, please. Can I have my 3 minutes back?

Thank you,
Sin_City_Superhero
 
2014-03-04 01:49:08 PM  
Mikey1969:  I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?

Because fark has always had a reputation for only greening high quality content?
 
2014-03-04 01:54:47 PM  

abhorrent1: Mikey1969:  I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?

Because fark has always had a reputation for only greening high quality content?


It just seems to be a particularly unpleasant shade of green lately... Take this provocative piece, for example...
 
2014-03-04 02:00:36 PM  
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2014-03-04 02:00:53 PM  

Mikey1969: abhorrent1: Mikey1969:  I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?

Because fark has always had a reputation for only greening high quality content?

It just seems to be a particularly unpleasant shade of green lately... Take this provocative piece, for example...


Well maybe I just spend way too much time on here (I have a really boring job) but it's nothing new. There's regularly way more useless crap greened on here. Been to the "FarkUs" tab lately?
 
2014-03-04 02:13:29 PM  

iron_city_ap: If you live in town or in a city, that would all be illegal.

Out in the country, that all sounds fairly normal. Except the 'eating' a kid's head.


I thought that one was the worst. I think it's heinous, repulsive and out right abuse to take a child to a Canucks game.
 
2014-03-04 02:14:49 PM  

abhorrent1: Well maybe I just spend way too much time on here (I have a really boring job) but it's nothing new. There's regularly way more useless crap greened on here. Been to the "FarkUs" tab lately?


That one very seldom pans out, it seems... Left to right, I stop at 'Politics' usually, since even the 'Video' tab is either not interesting, or there is so little content that you're done in 15 minutes...
 
2014-03-04 03:03:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Mercutio74: Nope, never wondered.

Yeah, why the fark did I click on that link? I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?


Honestly, I thought it would be a little more detailed and would go into some of the "wackier" things that mascots did and quote obscure laws.  It was just a slapdash article put together without any effort.
 
2014-03-04 03:07:53 PM  
I wonder who the first openly furry NFL player will be?
 
2014-03-04 03:14:58 PM  
That lawyer better avoid going to concerts. She'd lose her shiat at a metal show.
 
2014-03-04 03:30:07 PM  

mikaloyd: I wonder who the first openly furry NFL player will be?


Kuhn
 
2014-03-04 03:56:13 PM  

Mikey1969: Mercutio74: Nope, never wondered.

Yeah, why the fark did I click on that link? I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?


No need to take it out on the mods just kos your headlines aren't getting greenlit. Maybe the problem lies in you. Ever think of that?

But yeah, not entirely good subject matter. I'd probably apply for that sort of job though, if only to act somewhat silly and sneak up behind people casually.
 
2014-03-04 04:03:28 PM  

rjakobi: Mikey1969: Mercutio74: Nope, never wondered.

Yeah, why the fark did I click on that link? I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?

No need to take it out on the mods just kos your headlines aren't getting greenlit. Maybe the problem lies in you. Ever think of that?

But yeah, not entirely good subject matter. I'd probably apply for that sort of job though, if only to act somewhat silly and sneak up behind people casually.


It's not MY submissions not getting greenlit, this "article" sucks ass. The subject matter is fine, it's the farking execution that sucks. This shiat was typed up over beers at about 11 pm Sunday night. The whole mascot thing would be kind of fun though, I agree.
 
2014-03-04 07:57:23 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: I wonder who the first openly furry NFL player will be?

Kuhn


Golf clap

/racist
 
2014-03-04 08:09:31 PM  

Mikey1969: rjakobi: Mikey1969: Mercutio74: Nope, never wondered.

Yeah, why the fark did I click on that link? I'm starting to wonder about the shiat that gets greenlit. Did the mods all have a stroke one day or something?

No need to take it out on the mods just kos your headlines aren't getting greenlit. Maybe the problem lies in you. Ever think of that?

But yeah, not entirely good subject matter. I'd probably apply for that sort of job though, if only to act somewhat silly and sneak up behind people casually.

It's not MY submissions not getting greenlit, this "article" sucks ass. The subject matter is fine, it's the farking execution that sucks. This shiat was typed up over beers at about 11 pm Sunday night. The whole mascot thing would be kind of fun though, I agree.


Dude, The mods, writers and mascots live by a code you can't even begin to understand. Just let it go, man.
 
2014-03-05 04:29:43 AM  
I hate sports mascots. If some guy in a Barney costume blocks my view of the game (with ticket prices the way they are today) I want to kill that bastard.
 
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