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(   Federal court rules that funeral homes and food are two great tastes that should never be tasted together   ( divider line
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593 clicks; posted to Business » on 04 Mar 2014 at 9:31 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-04 09:50:41 AM  
Mmmm ... cold cuts.
2014-03-04 10:21:57 AM  
A family member grew up in a rural Pa funeral home (the viewing area and kitchen were on the first floor, family lived on the second....with the morgue/prep area in the basement)....

They always made baked goods and served them at the services...

2014-03-04 01:00:22 PM  
When my parents died, one of the unspoken perks was the great spread laid out in the employee lounge so the grieving family would not have to leave.  Trying to feed starving kids in an unfamiliar place, while dealing with death, was suddenly a whole lot simpler.
2014-03-04 01:33:17 PM

//Now he has to blow his brains out across the street and hire someone to drag him back over
2014-03-04 02:08:43 PM  
The courts are a slow and uncertain way to address these issues. They should follow the customary template: campaign contributions and hiring legislators' relatives.
2014-03-04 02:28:15 PM  
A stretch of Central Ave in Phoenix seemed to be funeral home, restaurant, funeral home, restaurant, and so on for a mile or two... I always thought it would be great to combine them.

'Mike's Crematorium and BBQ Ribs'
2014-03-04 10:23:11 PM  
In my home town, there's a sandwich shop in a building that was formerly a mortuary, so I'm getting a kick.
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