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(TC Palm)   Why sleep it off when you can drive it off?   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Hobe Sound, sleeps  
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2894 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2014 at 10:22 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-04 10:43:30 AM  
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Everybody knows that if you drive fast enough the alcohol molecules are pushed to the back of your brain and you're OK to drive.
2014-03-04 10:26:50 AM  
1 vote:
Drunk driving is so prevalent in rural areas because the damn cab service stops running at 7pm
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