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(Daily Mail)   A pair of female hypnotists in Germany are putting victims into a trance before robbing them. Local police report there are two small mediums at large   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-03-04 09:52:07 AM  
I love a happy medium.
 
2014-03-04 09:55:13 AM  
The last time I went to the fortune teller I gave her a one hundred dollar tip.  Then I punched her in the face.  Because I've always wanted to strike a happy medium.
 
2014-03-04 10:21:07 AM  
Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.
 
2014-03-04 10:24:10 AM  
Glorious, subster.
 
2014-03-04 10:26:57 AM  
HOTY candidate, imo.
 
2014-03-04 10:29:41 AM  

abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.


Two small mediums at large, at that.
 
2014-03-04 10:31:51 AM  
Subby, I'm sending you to Germany with a bunch of fake wallets.
 
2014-03-04 10:37:33 AM  

Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.


Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old
 
2014-03-04 10:40:51 AM  
well done, subby. well done.
 
2014-03-04 10:45:50 AM  
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Old joke IS old. But don't take my word for it -- consult this piece of young-adult fiction.
 
2014-03-04 10:46:29 AM  
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2014-03-04 10:47:18 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old


Didn't see that coming.
 
2014-03-04 10:50:19 AM  
Surely that should read "kleine, mittlere und große"?
 
2014-03-04 10:50:26 AM  
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Focus.
 
2014-03-04 10:53:35 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old


Came to say this, and add:

A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.
 
2014-03-04 10:54:07 AM  
Subby must have been waiting years for such an opportunity to use that line.

Well done, though.
 
2014-03-04 10:57:44 AM  
What if it's just one extra large medium?
 
2014-03-04 11:01:34 AM  

a particular individual: Unoriginal_Username: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old

Came to say this, and add:

A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.


Came to say this as well.  Poor application of one of my favorite jokes.
 
2014-03-04 11:04:18 AM  
a particular individual:  A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.

Wait... you think people can actually speak with the dead?
 
2014-03-04 11:10:25 AM  

lennavan: a particular individual:  A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.

Wait... you think people can actually speak with the dead?


But hypnotists can't even claim to have the ability to speak to the dead. Where as mediums make their money coning people into believing they could
 
2014-03-04 11:10:41 AM  
No, there are two tall grandes at venti.
 
2014-03-04 11:13:41 AM  

SilentStrider: I love a happy medium.


I strike a happy medium.
 
2014-03-04 11:13:50 AM  
I came for the wal-mart wallet theft story.

/Got pedantic bickering over a clever headline, even if it is an old joke.
 
2014-03-04 11:14:21 AM  

keden7: [www.bbc.co.uk image 396x222]


look into my eyes, deeper, deeper, you are getting drowsy, focus on the sound of my voice. you're under.
you did not just post that image, you have never seen the show 'Little Britian', you do not find those two amusing at all. aaaaaaand 4 - 3 - 2 and we're back.
 
2014-03-04 11:22:17 AM  

Weatherkiss: HOTY candidate, imo.


No.

Were they midgets? No?  Then subby failed at recycling an old joke.
 
2014-03-04 11:24:02 AM  
Demonstration of female hypnotism techniques.

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2014-03-04 11:26:41 AM  
This all reminds me of an online handle I've always wanted to use, but never did -- MediumHeadBoy.
 
2014-03-04 11:41:42 AM  

a particular individual: Unoriginal_Username: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old

Came to say this, and add:

A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.


FTA: "Police spokeswoman Mohr added: 'They seem to be able to get the interest of their victims with a promise to see the future, but the only future they are promising is to rob their victims. "
 
2014-03-04 11:48:05 AM  

Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.


Candidate.
 
2014-03-04 11:48:24 AM  
I haven't seen anyone ask the most important question:

Are they hot?
 
2014-03-04 11:55:54 AM  

Sofa King Smart: keden7: [www.bbc.co.uk image 396x222]

look into my eyes, deeper, deeper, you are getting drowsy, focus on the sound of my voice. you're under.
you did not just post that image, you have never seen the show 'Little Britian', you do not find those two amusing at all. aaaaaaand 4 - 3 - 2 and we're back.


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2014-03-04 12:46:53 PM  

Banned on the Run: Weatherkiss: HOTY candidate, imo.

No.

Were they midgets? No?  Then subby failed at recycling an old joke.


They could just be petite.
 
2014-03-04 12:53:57 PM  
A well-done rare medium joke?
 
2014-03-04 01:11:51 PM  

stevetherobot: a particular individual: Unoriginal_Username: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Only works if they are midgets

/old joke is old

Came to say this, and add:

A hypnotist is not a medium. Unless the pair speak with the dead, the joke doesn't work.

FTA: "Police spokeswoman Mohr added: 'They seem to be able to get the interest of their victims with a promise to see the future, but the only future they are promising is to rob their victims. "


That's precognition.

medium:d:plural mediums :  an individual held to be a channel of communication between the earthly world and a world of spirits
 
2014-03-04 01:40:41 PM  
Hogwash.

No person can be hypnotized against his wil..
 
2014-03-04 01:55:50 PM  
Happy medium
 
2014-03-04 03:16:49 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Kraln: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

Two small mediums at large, at that.

Candidate.


Nice one, Subby!
 
2014-03-04 03:44:33 PM  
Bravo subby, HOTY candidate fer sure
 
2014-03-04 04:30:34 PM  
 
2014-03-04 11:29:32 PM  

Surool: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

http://www.livilions.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-20589.html
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11354687-small-medium-at-large
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1084738/


old jokes are old


That joke was old decades before those sources.
 
2014-03-04 11:56:30 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Surool: abfalter: Two mediums at large?

Early contender for headline of the year.

http://www.livilions.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-20589.html
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11354687-small-medium-at-large
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1084738/


old jokes are old

That joke was old decades before those sources.


I couldn't find those sources on a fast search, but they were more than sufficient to prove the point.
 
2014-03-05 06:15:40 AM  

EdVenture: Demonstration of female hypnotism techniques.

[img.fark.net image 400x542]


That's not Futurama.
 
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