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(Uproxx)   Last night, Jimmy Kimmel made Toronto mayor Rob Ford's head turn shades of red that haven't even been discovered yet   ( uproxx.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Jimmy Kimmel, Rob Ford, Toronto mayor, Toronto, shades of red, Jamaican English  
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2014-03-04 09:52:54 AM  
Red face? I know another celebrity that makes my head turn purple...
techjost.com
Want to make her brown eye blue.
 
2014-03-04 09:54:36 AM  
Pressure Drop, good choice to play him in.
 
2014-03-04 10:00:13 AM  
This is Buster Bloodvessel, a ska performer and the missing Ford brother.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-04 10:29:10 AM  
This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?
 
2014-03-04 10:34:55 AM  
FTFA: He also shared some honest concerns for Rob Ford the human being.

Yeah, after three segments of exploiting the drug and alcohol issues of a guy he had met for the first time half an hour earlier for ratings and chuckles, I`m sure the concerns he shared were honest.
 
2014-03-04 10:58:25 AM  

Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?


Here Comes Robbie Boo Boo?
 
2014-03-04 11:04:25 AM  

Psychopusher: Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?

Here Comes Robbie Boo Boo?


He already fats into cameras and fire hydrants. Yes, I used "fats" as a verb. The best thing for Toronto would be to move forward a year or so his inevitable fatal stroke.
 
2014-03-04 11:19:44 AM  

Deece: FTFA: He also shared some honest concerns for Rob Ford the human being.

Yeah, after three segments of exploiting the drug and alcohol issues of a guy he had met for the first time half an hour earlier for ratings and chuckles, I`m sure the concerns he shared were honest.


Um, he personally picked up Ford from the airport 3 days ago.
 
2014-03-04 11:42:57 AM  

Valiente: Psychopusher: Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?

Here Comes Robbie Boo Boo?

He already fats into cameras and fire hydrants. Yes, I used "fats" as a verb. The best thing for Toronto would be to move forward a year or so his inevitable fatal stroke.


You forgot tripping and fatting over nothing.
 
2014-03-04 11:54:27 AM  

Glenford: You forgot tripping and fatting over nothing.


you mean fall-  nevermind.
 
2014-03-04 12:32:00 PM  

Dahnkster: Red face? I know another celebrity that makes my head turn purple...
[techjost.com image 450x403]
Want to make her brown eye blue.


Thanks for the unrelated overshare, creepy guy.
 
2014-03-04 01:04:10 PM  

KhamanV: Dahnkster: Red face? I know another celebrity that makes my head turn purple...
[techjost.com image 450x403]
Want to make her brown eye blue.

Thanks for the unrelated overshare, creepy guy.


Go ahead, I dare ya to look at his profile.
 
2014-03-04 01:33:27 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left:
Go ahead, I dare ya to look at his profile.

That sounds like a sucker's bet and I am not drunk enough to chance it.
 
2014-03-04 02:32:48 PM  
As someone who lives in Toronto, I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

This city is a great one, and is well-respected on a global level. One guy sure can ruin that real easily.

If he wins the re-election later this year, I will never make fun of an American again for re-electing GWB.
 
2014-03-04 03:11:32 PM  

Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?


He already had a reality show. It was canceled after one episode because it was too expensive to produce.
 
2014-03-04 03:57:24 PM  

wantedbadass: Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?

He already had a reality show. It was canceled after one episode because it was too expensive to produce.


I thought crack was supposed to be cheap?
 
2014-03-04 04:36:44 PM  

Strategeryz0r: wantedbadass: Glenford: This may be the first case of someone actually being as stupid as they look. A reporter asked him before the show if he thought he was going to be made fun of, and all RoFo could do was repeat silly talking points about promoting the city of Toronto.

How long until he signs a reality show contract?

He already had a reality show. It was canceled after one episode because it was too expensive to produce.

I thought crack was supposed to be cheap?


He and his dope-dealing brother inherited a hundred million dollar printing business.

"Voice of the little guy", my left one. Every time he says "OK, folks...." I await the crack of the bullet exiting his fat head in vain.
 
2014-03-04 05:55:07 PM  

homarjr: As someone who lives in Toronto, I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

This city is a great one, and is well-respected on a global level. One guy sure can ruin that real easily.

If he wins the re-election later this year, I will never make fun of an American again for re-electing GWB.


Watched all those videos... The guy is frickin' awesome. How can you not love that guy?
 
2014-03-04 07:08:22 PM  
What made me "fall in love" with him was his comeback* to the accusation that he offered to eat someone's p***y. That's pure gold, right there.

* video contains unedited NSFW language
 
2014-03-04 08:38:26 PM  

mudmin: homarjr: As someone who lives in Toronto, I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

This city is a great one, and is well-respected on a global level. One guy sure can ruin that real easily.

If he wins the re-election later this year, I will never make fun of an American again for re-electing GWB.

Watched all those videos... The guy is frickin' awesome. How can you not love that guy?


He's the kind of guy you love...as long as he's not involved with your city.
 
2014-03-04 09:22:46 PM  
He's the kind of guy you love...as long as he's not involved with your city.

I know you compared him to GWB, but I think Clinton is the better comparison. What do personal morals mean when "it's the economy, stupid."

I really have no clue if he saved the city a billion loonies but if he did, why not re-elect the guy? Worked for Clinton.
 
2014-03-05 12:50:48 AM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Go ahead, I dare ya to look at his profile.


Thanks for my daily bolus of misanthropine.
 
2014-03-05 02:05:01 PM  

mudmin: homarjr: As someone who lives in Toronto, I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

This city is a great one, and is well-respected on a global level. One guy sure can ruin that real easily.

If he wins the re-election later this year, I will never make fun of an American again for re-electing GWB.

Watched all those videos... The guy is frickin' awesome. How can you not love that guy?


I loved Marion Barry and that counter-top shill who ran New Orleans.

Because they were happening somewhere else.
 
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